Preview: Star-Lord #1

This book sucks

Zdarsky, Anka, Howard The Duck!!! sign me up!

Why does it look like Star-Lord has highlights in his hair? Like wut? lol

Chris Pratt #1

Chris's Patt getting his own book. Nice?

@eto: @bl00dwerk:

I am offended by this book. Star-Lord is far to cis for my modern Marvel. They better make him trans-ginger by the end of the first arc or I'll take to tumblr like a boss

lel

Now they´re drawing him exactly like Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt don't is so homo like this.

Damn, current Starlord is worst than MCU. Every little thing in this comic is disgusting. That "modern tumbler/twitter boy" is so horrible.

Lmao

I don't understand the point of making Star Lord look like the Chris Pratt version?

Is this some sort of meta-wink at the audience saying "HEY MEMBER DAT MOVIE U SAW IN 2014? LOL MEMBER I AM GROOT AND HOOKED ON FEELINGS? WELL HERES A REMINDER".

And a little disclaimer at the end

"To longtime readers we know this change is stupid, but hey we made money on a movie so screw you".

Meanwhile it makes zero sense because 99% of the people who watch the MCU don't even care for comics or give a shit about them.

QFT

I am getting pretty tired of all my favorite cosmic heroes being on Earth all the time. Earth has more than enough heroes.

Is there even such a thing as Marvel cosmic nowadays?

These days feels like the entire comics universe was truncated into Thanos and Guardians of the Galaxy.

I only know the movie version; what is the comic book Star Lord supposed to look like, if not Chris Pratt?

I can't believe they're wasting Anka on crap like this.

Dude has to eat you know. ;)

@jesusdisciple001: You don't know that.

Star-Lord

He's had a few different looks.

Just wait until Baby Groot replaces all Groot appearances.

No one gives a flying flip about your feelings cosmic comics nerds! We're hooked on a feeling and high on believin', cept no ones in love with you.

@sprior93:It is his job though.

Star lord : "I saved this planet once"

Big deal, this is marvel everyone saved the planet once, thanos saved the planet like 5 times, squirrel girl saved the planet possibly a dozen times.

God I hate the comment sections on this site. Can anyone enjoy anything without reacting like a bitch?

@bluehope: Welcome to comics where virtually every character has saved the planet/universe at least 3 times over.

Apparently you can't enjoy this website without reacting like a bitch

Bitch

Can't we all just get along? It's Christmas.... bitch

I guess you can't react to my bitching with out being a bitch, Bitch.

That would be "bitches" plural, Bitch.

I'm the English Major, don't you correct me Bitch

It would seem you don't appreciate the irony of bitchily reacting to bitchiness, Bitch

Yeehaw. Wildcard, bitches

See bitch, this bitch gets it.

Some English Major you are, you dont even put a period at the end of your sentences bitch.

Well now I'm bitching about your bitching about the bitchy reacting to my bitching about users being bitches, bitch.

Ain't got time to put a period bitch

I feel like we've gone too deep in this bitch. Point is you're a bitch, @saintwildcard is a bitch, I'm a bitch, and everyone else on this site is a bitch.

Bitches and periods go hand in hand, Bitch.

Probably speaking from experience Bitch

You're blowing my mind bitch

Is that much dialogue post to be in one bubble?