Exclusive Preview: ALL-NEW, ALL-DIFFERENT AVENGERS #4

Jersey based Avengers? Sweet, eat it New Yorkers, the team has switched states.

Jersey Avengers? Is Snooki gonna cameo or are they gonna be invaded by obscene, loud mouthed, pseudo Italians with the charming subtlies of an unpleasant DMV worker?

one day when a bunch of my favorite characters a put into a team book it will be as amazing as I hope.(YOU ALL NEW ULTIMATES) Sadly this was not it.

You do know the majority of the people on that show are actually from New York right?

@nerevarine_11: Take it you've never been to the state huh? Which backwards hayseed state do you hail from Cletus?

Stop wasting Alex Ross on the Avengers. Put him on the X-books!

@lantern1210: I'm from Illinois and live near a city, Chicago. I take it the joke offended you and had some basis of truth in it. Also no Hispanic mom would name their son Cletus.

@feartheliving: I wouldn't know I don't watch that brain tumor of a show. Just saw their SP parodies and jokes about them and they looked more vile than the most deplorable people you could imagine

@nerevarine_11: Neither do I but it's annoying having ignorant people associate your home state with that trash and assume anyone from there acts the same way especially when they aren't even from there to begin with.

@nerevarine_11: Lol, because Chicago is known as the height of class and sophistication, as your ignorant blanket statement towards a whole state seems to suggest. And, by the way, I did my A school at NTC Great Lakes and spent a fair amount of time in and around the area,so my statement is at least based on experience, not just blind, uninformed ASSumption.

@feartheliving: Look if you can't laugh at yourself and take the quip grow some thicker skin. Everybody does it. This isn't new.

@nerevarine_11: If you consider maliciously slandering an entire group of people a "quip", I suggest you lay off the bath salts before it's too late.

@lantern1210: Ok, so now you're putting words in my mouth. I never said Chicago was, and I don't live there but close to it. You asked me where I lived and I said there. And you originally made the comment about southern states, which was mildly funny, made me chuckle. And congrats on your schooling, or whatever or however that was relevant. But this is a Marvel comics topic.

@nerevarine_11: That literally has nothing to do with me so why would I be laughing at myself? I was simply alerting you to your ignorance if you'd like to ignore that aswell go ahead.

@feartheliving: It goes back to people laughing at some aspect of themselves, and being able to take humour in their own stereotypes and culture. Obviously that went WAY over your head, because there are some NJ people who act like this. Otherwise we wouldn't see em on the streets. If you'd like to ignore it go ahead, but I won't hurt your feelings.

@nerevarine_11: And you're the one who made it anything but. And my schooling is relevant as it illustrated the fact that my observations were based in personal experience, not blind ignorance. Also clearly stated the Chicago "area", you're the one who name dropped the Windy City, not me.

Any way, this argument is going nowhere, and I don't really have any hard feelings, so enjoy the Avengers and have a good one.

@lantern1210: NJ is made up of many peoples not just one.

@lantern1210: Ok, whatever school you went to covered SJW 101. Never intended to rustle jimmies, but I digress. You have a good night as well.

@nerevarine_11: SJW....LOL that's precious.

@lantern1210: Ikr. Liberal arts is something George Carlin made fun of. Who knew it took human form.

@nerevarine_11: You do realize Carlin was one of the biggest so called "SJW s" of all time right? And you also realize that NTC stands for Naval Training Center right? Nothing to do with liberal arts, but nice try clown.

@nerevarine_11: There is no aspect from the cast of Jersey Shore that I share dude hence me not laughing at myself. Maybe that went over your head. Sure are there dudes like that here? Of course. If you look hard enough there are those types practically everywhere it's not New Jersey alone that has them.

And what you're referring to is a stereotype are you going to say the Black Panther book he's gonna hang out in KFC and steal things because he's black? Or that he has aids because he's from Africa?

But sure have fun with your "jokes" I'm done with this "discussion".

@lantern1210: Hey, I don't know what they teach. They must've lacked in that endeavor. Any Navy training (unlikely) would teach some thicker skin than this. Don't act like you've never joked. And Carlin wasn't a SJW by modern terms...hell that term never existed. Y'know I'm gonna be the bigger man, laugh this off, and say peace out. Now it's just epitomal trolling, and you're attempts at it are just off putting.

Sorry for derailing your thread Gman lol, I'm old enough to know better than to feed the trolls. I shall pay penance by watching the abomination known as Daredevil the movie...with the audio track on.

@feartheliving: Black Panther is a rich king from a fictional African country and they don't even have KFC? Dude, you just made a stereotype right there. Jeez this backwards logic.

It went so bad, so fast...

@nerevarine_11: I'd suggest reading some of Carlins social commentary if you doubt his liberal leanings, and I'd also read into what it means when a word is in quotations, but that would require understanding context, a subject that's probably a little beyond you're feeble minded grasp. As for thick skin...I served two tours over seas as an EOD, my skin is just fine

@lantern1210: I've read and know it well. The fact you're still here is kind of...unsettling in the point your getting across? Children nowadays and their stories. Always good for a chuckle.

my god is this cover for real?

a Sam Wilson, lady thor love thingy

Really...A seriously ill, dying from cancer Jane foster have time to 'hook up' with Sam ? I really don't know what they are trying to do here. Do they think this hook up will make them both more likeable ? Hell it sounds 100x worse than Superman/ Wonder Woman thing O.o

@lantern1210: you thought he was the troll oh that's just insanity

your awfully big for your breaches on comic vine

jeez

but he's the troll? FOR REAL?

@nerevarine_11: lol...Ok. you win. Just be careful with that razor sharp wit of yours. You might hurt somebody.

@wowlock: I honestly think they're just trolling people now lol

Jersey? What is Snooki gonna make an appearance next?

Can't we just talk about the comic instead?

I haven't read Jane's series so I don't know if they've brought this up, and I don't mean to be insensitive, but shouldn't she have died from her cancer a while ago? And Jane and Sam being a thing is kinda gross.

@ethan_ricks: Oh, come on. She is a superhero! When have you ever heard about a super dying of something like cancer?

... Oh, right... Cap Marvel... But still, she is still alive in her own series, so I don't see what the problem is.

Also, you do realize that this isn't the first time a cover has trolled us with two team members kissing, right? :P

This preview kinda looks like it belongs to a first issue... Who is suprised that alone wasn't reason enough for Marvel to renumber this series?

Jarvis is back, baby!

What do you mean?

This thread will probably be more entertaining than the comic, it already is more interesting than the preview.

Wow, Jersey folk are sensitive apparently. I thought most of the arguments would be about the cover.

"When passions flare between Captain America and Thor, they lead to Earth's Mightiest Kiss!"

Anyone thought they'd read this sentence a year ago?

@lantern1210: @nerevarine_11: @feartheliving: Well as we all know America sucks no matter where you're from.

So is Sam Wilson cheating on Misty Knight?

Aw, nah, bruv. Two proxies kissing on a cover.

That's the sad state of mainstream comics...as well as humanity...

@farkam: What are talking about this has always been comicbooks. It boggles my mind when people say stupid things like that.

What's with this cover? I thought Jane still loved Thor.......

Thor and Cap hook up. A sentence I thought I'd never read.

Damn, there's a lot of tea being spilt above... @lantern1210 @nerevarine_11 @feartheliving