*** SPOILERS ***
I'm calling this one,
calling out the bloody soap opera called Siege
Ares doesn't die
He will be healed like the guys with leprosy got healed up
The Sentry brings his wife back from the dead.
and didn't GALACTUS save Beta Ray Bill and the Korbonites from extinction after their whole planet was wipe out?
Sentry....Galactus...... Jehovah
Oh wait ...they might be the same Person....haha
So on next episode of Desperate Housewives the Sentry will snap out of his angry Void road rage moment
Return to being nice/polite Sentry
See the big bloody mess on the floor
So he uses his MoleculeMan/MiracleMan powers to make everything right again
.
The real person who dies in Siege
SENTRY
He's immortal but he does us all a favor and kills himself,
Nobody else has the power to beat Sentry
he's the only one with the power to end all this nonsense so after 8+ years he finally exits stage left and falls into the pile of dusty rip offs of Superman alongside idiots like
triumph, miracleman, and count nefaria
Ares will be ok
Sentry goes SilverAge again
makes some more miracles and saves him
Ares lives!!!
Sentry wishes he can die....suddenly BatMite or Impossible Man pops up
Give Sentry a drink called a zillion, quadrillion, quintillion, trillion.sextillion, mega-ultra-trillion super solider million zillion Galaxies drink
Sentry takes the drinks, floors it in one go
He overdoses like a crack addict
Norman laughs as Sentry OverDoses on MoleculeMan crack
Tony shows up, kicks Norman is the pants and takes back his suit
Ares is alive
Meanwhile blood is coming out fo Sentry's eyeballs and he wriggles around the floor speaking gibberish
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Sentry has one more spaz attack and dies
With the Sentry dead, the whole of Asgard and the Marvel Universe starts partying like its 1999
Marvel finally start listening to the declining sales and negative fan mail
Really....yeah really...they wake up...smell the coffee, in the writers room they had a moment of clarity.
They understand
the last thing Marvel needed was Superboy Prime on steroids
A comic where Sentry really dies
Yeah that might tempt me to start buying Avengers again
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