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    Reanimated corpses or infected people that predominantly feed on human flesh and brains. While individually weak and virtually mindless, they are feared for their enormous flocking ability and non-stop persistence to end their eternal hunger. Some animals can be zombies too.

    What's your Zombie Survival Plan?

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    Everyone should have one, we all know that it could happen, and if you think it won;t happen... well your a fool... or normal, depending on how you look at it...  
     

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    ANYWHO.... 

     
    My soon to be husband and I have spoken in length about our plan for the Zombie outbreak, we even discussed having it in our wedding vows that we will of course kill each other if either one happens to turn into a zombie or if the other one is being eaten alive by Zombies. Very romantic of us really. 
     
    We all know the basics, make sure you know your weapon, don't pick up a shotgun if you have never used one, grab the garden spade, they can decapitate just as well. Make sure any vehicle you have is adequate to get you long distances, secure the area etc etc etc It really is very simple and easy to find in many great books. 
     
    MY QUESTION IS 
     
    What is your plan? have you sussed out the area? found the best place to hide? raid for food? run too ? Keep weapons handy in your house? 
     
    Tell us what YOUR plan is and maybe we will all survive!
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    #2  Edited By Icon

    I'd basically follow the steps outlined above (I live just two blocks from the police station so I'd know where to find weapons), plus acquire a safe place to hide. And I know of one already, although I can't give it away for obvious reasons. x]

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    #3  Edited By joshmightbe

    I for one plan to hole up in a secure location for the month or to that shambling dead bodies would be an actual threat maybe watch on a big screen as nature kills all the zombies while they're out chasing panicy people that dont realize that there are thousands of reasons that the zombies would be falling apart in a week any way

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    #4  Edited By Magian

    The steps look good and also finding a location that is not zombie-accesible.

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    #5  Edited By joshmightbe

    why do people get so worked up over the least scary monster ever honestly if the zombies were newly dead could you really tell the difference between them and just junkies

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    #6  Edited By Kayak

    Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold? :p

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    #7  Edited By AMS

      

       
     
    I would have an escape hatch though to get food and stuff and stock up on supplies.

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    #8  Edited By Icon
    @Kayak said:
    " Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold? :p "
    Haha :D
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    #9  Edited By InnerVenom123

    Well....for now, keep workin out, eventually learn how to aim/fire guns better.. and um....then when it happens...
     
    1- Trust no one. 
    2- Save no one. 
    3- Kill zombies. 
    4- Survive.

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    #10  Edited By -Eclipse-

    I've got a baseball bat in my room. Zombies are slow enough that they're easy targets, so I could just walk around with that and swat them out of the way ^___^

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    #11  Edited By Kayak
    @-Eclipse- said:
    "

    I've got a baseball bat in my room. Zombies are slow enough that they're easy targets, so I could just walk around with that and swat them out of the way ^___^

    "
    What happens if their the running zombies xP
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    #12  Edited By -Eclipse-
    @Kayak: There are RUNNING zombies?! O_O 
     
    Well, if you can't beat em... xD
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    #13  Edited By Kayak
    @-Eclipse-:  I know the slow witless yet suprisingly tactfull and cunning zombies are far cooler :p
     
    Um beat em in call of duty :p
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    #14  Edited By Primmaster64

    Well...

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    #15  Edited By Baddamdog

    Kill myself if I'm honest

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    #16  Edited By Paragon

    I live in Canada. It gets cold here, so the corpses would freeze pretty quick. All I'd have to do is get out to my friend's farm, sit on the pile of guns, and wait for winter/ chinook to end. Voila. Corpse-sicles!

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    #17  Edited By danhimself

    1. we've got several sporting good stores in the area and a gun shop right down the street
     
    2. my mom duke's a bus driver...definitely stealing the bus
     
    3. you definitely need people that you can trust during a zombie apocalypse so the friends are a must
     
    4. the heck with curing the infection...it's all about survival....cabin in the woods with propane and wood stove heat plus tons of natural streams in the area and no one lives around there for miles so the chances of seeing zombies are slim to none
     
    I've put a lot of thought into my zombie survival guide...I own 3 copies of Zombie Survival Guide...my only possible downfall would be the trip to save "her"

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    #18  Edited By Mercy_
    @.Mistress Redhead. said:
     My soon to be husband and I have spoken in length about our plan for the Zombie outbreak, we even discussed having it in our wedding vows that we will of course kill each other if either one happens to turn into a zombie or if the other one is being eaten alive by Zombies. Very romantic of us really.    
    AWWWW. That's true love!!! :D
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    @The Dark Huntress said:
    " @.Mistress Redhead. said:
     My soon to be husband and I have spoken in length about our plan for the Zombie outbreak, we even discussed having it in our wedding vows that we will of course kill each other if either one happens to turn into a zombie or if the other one is being eaten alive by Zombies. Very romantic of us really.    
    AWWWW. That's true love!!! :D "
    ain;t it though ;p
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    #20  Edited By FadeToBlackBolt
    @InnerVenom123 said:
    " Well....for now, keep workin out, eventually learn how to aim/fire guns better.. and um....then when it happens...  1- Trust no one.  2- Save no one.  3- Kill zombies.  4- Survive. "
    That one is my favourite :P
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    #21  Edited By N7_Normandy

    I will enslave the zombies and use these thralls to do my bidding.

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    #22  Edited By AMS
    @N7_Normandy:

    lol good plan.
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    #23  Edited By Mercy_
    @.Mistress Redhead. Totally is. It's wonderfully romantically macabre.

    @FadeToBlackBolt It would be.
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    #24  Edited By Formidable

    1.) Don bite-proof haz-mat suit
    2.) Strap on sword
    3.) Gather ammo,IR/low light goggles water, protein bars, necessities in backpack
    4.) Chamber round into laser-sight/flashlight-equipped/uv-flashlight equipped combat shotgun.
     
    Gather up the family and friends and save mankind.

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    #25  Edited By Formidable
    @joshmightbe said:
    " why do people get so worked up over the least scary monster ever honestly if the zombies were newly dead could you really tell the difference between them and just junkies "
    Zombies would likely be a result of a weaponized Flu/Rabies hybridization. They will be highly mobile, aggressive and quite violent, likely foaming at the mouth.
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    #26  Edited By FadeToBlackBolt
    @The Dark Huntress:  ;)
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    #27  Edited By Hunter114

    1) Choose which of my beautiful swords to use
    2) Go outside and play
    3) Think about rescuing people I like
    4) Laugh at the people I don't like getting eaten
    5) Kill all the zombies and survive... or die in a blaze of glory as I take as many of them with me as I can.
     
    Now I really want a zombie apocalypse...

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    #28  Edited By sonofhercules95

    Steps:
    1) Gonna get my Mallet

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    #29  Edited By shanana

    LMAO!

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    #30  Edited By Joeybagad0nutz

    I'd probably head up North to the Cananda. All the way North where it is always winter.
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    #31  Edited By DH69

    1. get the **** away from family and friends 
    2. shed all emotions  
    3. perfect head shot technique
    4. kill every child, and old person i come across. (only takes one overly sympathetic person to let their gaurd down around a child only to realize they're zombie chow) 
    5. head to small town with a functional clinic, fire, and police department. 
    6. betray everyone i meet, steal their supplies and make sure they arent coming back for revenge 
    7. get tank. (i live on an small island with 3 military bases, one is bound to have decent hardware) 
    8. get a cool tear drop tattoo.

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    #32  Edited By Bestostero

    Don't be stupid like the people in the movies who instead of running to a well lit area full of people, they run into a secluded location in the woods, stuff like that lol

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    #33  Edited By Primmaster64

    Try to start the ROBOT Apocalypse

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    #34  Edited By I'maDC/ImageGuy!

    I don't believe in zombies since their metabolisms has never been explain. How much can they really eat before their stomach starts to burst. Plus whats the point going into the mall or gun store if there are people who have thought of that before you and raided the place already?

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    #36  Edited By Primmaster64
    @JoeRiccadonna: Nice
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    #37  Edited By danhimself
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    #38  Edited By Joeybagad0nutz
    @danhimself said:
    " @JoeRiccadonna said:
    "
    After reading this I am no longer worried about a Zombie Apocalypse. Please read: 
     
    http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html     "
    you know the CDC did a study not to long ago...basically just using data from movies and such on the way the virus spreads and they determined that a zombie virus outbreak would devastate the planet and that we wouldn't stand a chance "

    Did you read what I posted? It show some interesting things. For EX: Maggots and other type of insects would destroy zombies. The cold, heat, bullets, etc.
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    #39  Edited By danhimself
    @JoeRiccadonna said:
    " @danhimself said:
    " @JoeRiccadonna said:
    "
    After reading this I am no longer worried about a Zombie Apocalypse. Please read: 
     
    http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html     "
    you know the CDC did a study not to long ago...basically just using data from movies and such on the way the virus spreads and they determined that a zombie virus outbreak would devastate the planet and that we wouldn't stand a chance "
    Did you read what I posted? It show some interesting things. For EX: Maggots and other type of insects would destroy zombies. The cold, heat, bullets, etc. "
    yes and it was written by Cracked....the CDC is the Center for Disease Control....I'd take their word over Cracked any day
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    #40  Edited By Primmaster64
    @JoeRiccadonna: Yep, Yep...You know we could just create robots...but after the robots destroy the zombies...then comes the Robot Apocalypse
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    #41  Edited By Joeybagad0nutz
    @danhimself said:
    " @JoeRiccadonna said:
    " @danhimself said:
    " @JoeRiccadonna said:
    "
    After reading this I am no longer worried about a Zombie Apocalypse. Please read: 
     
    http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html     "
    you know the CDC did a study not to long ago...basically just using data from movies and such on the way the virus spreads and they determined that a zombie virus outbreak would devastate the planet and that we wouldn't stand a chance "
    Did you read what I posted? It show some interesting things. For EX: Maggots and other type of insects would destroy zombies. The cold, heat, bullets, etc. "
    yes and it was written by Cracked....the CDC is the Center for Disease Control....I'd take their word over Cracked any day "

    Central for Disease Control? Oh sh!t. Had no Idea it was them. Even if they say that, I don't think we'd lose.
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    #42  Edited By Primmaster64

    IDGI We are smarter faster and more agile...why is it than in movies we always lose? TO FREAKING ZOMBIES!!! I'm sure that if aliens would come to earth in the middle of a zombie apocalypse...they would have a field day by just killing zombies. It would be so easy for them...why not us?

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    #43  Edited By danhimself
    @JoeRiccadonna said:
    " @danhimself said:
    " @JoeRiccadonna said:
    " @danhimself said:
    " @JoeRiccadonna said:
    "
    After reading this I am no longer worried about a Zombie Apocalypse. Please read: 
     
    http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html     "
    you know the CDC did a study not to long ago...basically just using data from movies and such on the way the virus spreads and they determined that a zombie virus outbreak would devastate the planet and that we wouldn't stand a chance "
    Did you read what I posted? It show some interesting things. For EX: Maggots and other type of insects would destroy zombies. The cold, heat, bullets, etc. "
    yes and it was written by Cracked....the CDC is the Center for Disease Control....I'd take their word over Cracked any day "
    Central for Disease Control? Oh sh!t. Had no Idea it was them. Even if they say that, I don't think we'd lose. "
    lol...I don't know....I'd like to think that with all of the movies, books, and tv shows about zombies that once one or two are seen people would be smart and it wouldn't be a problem...but with the world we live in I know better than that
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    #44  Edited By Primmaster64
    @danhimself: How long would it take for robots or aliens to get rid of zombies?
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    #45  Edited By IIDEADxPOOLII

    1.) Get To a big*** mall  
    2.) Weld the doors 
    3.) Check for insane survivors who may cause a threat in the future  
    4.) Wait for help to arrive
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    #46  Edited By Kairan1979
    @InnerVenom123 said:
    Well....for now, keep workin out, eventually learn how to aim/fire guns better.. and um....then when it happens...  1- Trust no one.  2- Save no one.  3- Kill zombies.  4- Survive.
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    #47  Edited By venomyak

    1.go out in a heroic blaze of glory destroying the zombie hive

    2. Meet Elvis in heaven

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    #48  Edited By Steps

    When I hear a strange sound in that dark alley I won't investigate.

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    #49  Edited By hectorsquall

    @InnerVenom123 said:

    Well....for now, keep workin out, eventually learn how to aim/fire guns better.. and um....then when it happens... 1- Trust no one. 2- Save no one. 3- Kill zombies. 4- Survive.

    This! And also follow the example of Shane:

    Shane Walsh, the best example of survival of the fittest
    Shane Walsh, the best example of survival of the fittest
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    #50  Edited By AssertingValor

    Drink lots of milk and eat lots of cheese, Zombies are lactose intolerant

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