Was one ever actually written? I'm very interested to read it to be honest. I've searched high and low to no avail. I'd even take fan-fic (as long as it's decent enough). I want to presume that a real one was written just because of the depths and lengths that some writers go to.

Oh and sorry for not introducing myself. I've been lurking these forums for about a month now and just signed up. Love the stuff you guys talk about, it's given me a lot of insight. Thanks! :D