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    Character » X-23 appears in 2382 issues.

    X-23 is a product of the Weapon X program, born from a damaged sample of Wolverine's DNA. She has recently aged up, being saved from the Vault.

    Is X-23 the best girlfriend?! Pros and cons...

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    #1  Edited By rickpenna

    Prós

    • She won't age, so you will always have a young girlfriend.
    • She was a prostitue, so she do have a lot of experience. (And is immune to any sexual disease).
    • She like to receive orders and have people to tell her what to do. (very handy!)
    • SHE WILL NEVER BE ON PMS (Premenstrual syndrome). (PERFECT!!!)
    • You won't need to have a dog to watch over your house.
    • She won't get fat, have any cellulite or Stretch marks! Perfect body always, thanks to the Healing factor!

    Cons

    • She can't shave, her hair will grow back super fast! And she is probably as hairy as Wolverine… (arg! don't picture her Underarm)
    • Trigger Scent.
    • She will smell any women you have been with. (your personal Trigger Scent).

    Did I miss something?!

    Sorry girls, is just for fun! I do respect you all very much!

    PS: Sorry about my english...

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    #3  Edited By NukeA6

    Let me do this

    Pros

    • She doesn't nag.
    • She won't cheat on someone.
    • Will always have your back.
    • She doesn't require protection.
    • She's relatively smart (at least smarter than most women)
    • She can give you the roughest sex as possible (if you can handle it)
    • If relationship problems come up, she's at least tolerable enough so that she won't leave you for someone else
    • She's not a gold digger

    Cons

    • Trigger Scent makes her completely murderous and dangerous to even her loved ones
    • Abuse her too much and she will kill you.
    • She's not recommended for those with macho egos
    • Because of her assassin life, she has hard time adapting to social life and dates might be awkward
    • She doesn't like sharing her feelings
    • She doesn't smile much
    • She is a target for some supervillains which might force her to leave you for protection reasons
    • Cheating on her makes her go into a fit of rage
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    @mitran said:

    I disagree with most points. Far too shallow.

    Just for fun dude. Tell us what you think is her pros and cons.

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    Wait, why wouldn't she get PMS?

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    #6  Edited By rickpenna

    @squares said:

    Wait, why wouldn't she get PMS?

    Don't know... but she will probably heal fast all that uncomfortable days the girls have to go through. Hormone disorder, pain, sickness and stuff.

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    @squares said:

    Wait, why wouldn't she get PMS?

    Don't know... but she will probably heal fast all that uncomfortable days the girls have go through. Hormone disorder, pain, sickness and stuff.

    Fast healing wouldn't keep her from getting cramps. You don't know how PMS actually works, do you?

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    @squares said:

    @rickpenna said:

    @squares said:

    Wait, why wouldn't she get PMS?

    Don't know... but she will probably heal fast all that uncomfortable days the girls have go through. Hormone disorder, pain, sickness and stuff.

    Fast healing wouldn't keep her from getting cramps. You don't know how PMS actually works, do you?

    Not really... Thats McCoy's department. She is a mutant.

    :P

    Just a guess... But I believe wherever she have, she will heal.

    Hey, new picture! :D

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    @rickpenna: Alright, I'll do some explaining, then.

    In order to shed the uterine lining, the uterus itself starts contracting rapidly, which causes cramps and discomfort in many women. The uterine lining is, for those who don't know, what the bloody discharge actually is, and shedding it is in no way an injury. It's not something you heal, because it doesn't need healing.

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    #10  Edited By rickpenna
    @squares said:

    @rickpenna: Alright, I'll do some explaining, then.

    In order to shed the uterine lining, the uterus itself starts contracting rapidly, which causes cramps and discomfort in many women. The uterine lining is, for those who don't know, what the bloody discharge actually is, and shedding it is in no way an injury. It's not something you heal, because it doesn't need healing.

    Nice reply doc! McCoy will be proud!

    :P

    I was thinking about the other side effects. But you got me, I know nothing about PMS. Just the idea flash up in my head, I didn't really dig in to it.

    Now, back to the subject, give me your list! :D

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    @rickpenna said:
    @squares said:

    @rickpenna: Alright, I'll do some explaining, then.

    In order to shed the uterine lining, the uterus itself starts contracting rapidly, which causes cramps and discomfort in many women. The uterine lining is, for those who don't know, what the bloody discharge actually is, and shedding it is in no way an injury. It's not something you heal, because it doesn't need healing.

    Nice reply doc! McCoy will be proud!

    :P

    I was thinking about the other side effects. But you got me, I know nothing about PMS. Just the idea flash up in my head, I didn't really dig in to it.

    Now, back to the subject, give me your list! :D

    Good for Beast?

    Um, okay...a list. Let's see...

    She's hot, that's a pro. But she's unemployed, dangerous to be around (trigger scent, being a superhero, etc.), and hard to get to know. I'd say the cons outweigh the pro. Oh, and she's uncommunicative, so you'd never know when something's bothering her.

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    - She likes gothic music and skimpy gothic outfits (important for Goths).

    - Deep down she really needs someone's attention, so if you get lucky, she will stay with you forever after a simple conversation.

    - After getting in a relationship, don't mind any competition, cause she will scare the shit out of any guy who would try to flirt with her. She is loyal to the bone.

    - What she thinks is what she says, an impossible trait for most women

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    the only con i don't like is that she will be hairy. besides, that all the other pros out way the con.

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    Ow man... the hair!! URG!!.. Can't imagine the legs, the underarm and the.... you know... All the rest I can take it, but this is a HUGE let down...

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    #17  Edited By Outside_85

    While this thread is a bit odd, it got me wondering how the HF actually treats hair.

    Like hair on the head is regrown to the exact same length it used to have if it's removed... but Logan appears to be able to shave his beard down to nothing if he wants to?

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