What if Wolverine lifted Mjonir?

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#1 Posted by spideyfan69 (206 posts) - - Show Bio

If Wolverine lifted Thor's hammer he would truly be a an unstoppable killing machine.

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#2 Posted by The_Peter_Cosmic (410 posts) - - Show Bio

It would be the PIS moment of all time, though. He definitely spends a lot of time in morally dark grey territory.

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#3 Posted by Video_Martian (5650 posts) - - Show Bio

It'll never happen...

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#4 Posted by God_Spawn (40381 posts) - - Show Bio

@mr.obvious said:

It'll never happen...

Please don't jinx it lol.

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#5 Posted by OmegaTheDestroyer (1060 posts) - - Show Bio

I will destroy everyone that played a part in it and all that they hold dear

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#6 Posted by TheCrowbar (4397 posts) - - Show Bio

Don't you know? Mjölnir is what Logan calls his penis. Only Jean Grey can lift it.

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#7 Posted by joshmightbe (27412 posts) - - Show Bio

I would never pick up another Marvel comic again

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#8 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10191 posts) - - Show Bio

Then Thor gets interesting:P

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#9 Posted by SC (16922 posts) - - Show Bio

His height would increase to such an extent he could now ride on all amusement park rides without fear of height requirements. 

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#10 Posted by Immortal777 (9602 posts) - - Show Bio

Then we'd know Wolverine could lift it.

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#11 Posted by Blood1991 (8115 posts) - - Show Bio

I would sigh and try to see the bright side of the series/event this happened in like most things Marvel does.

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#12 Posted by Video_Martian (5650 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: Don't worry, that's what I'm trying NOT to do...

@SC said:

His height would increase to such an extent he could now ride on all amusement park rides without fear of height requirements.

LOL

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#13 Posted by weaponxx (1612 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar: lol

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#14 Posted by Sovereign91001 (6719 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

I would never pick up another Marvel comic again

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#15 Posted by MKMarvelDCfan4life (276 posts) - - Show Bio

Then Wolverine would be like a god...

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#16 Posted by evilvegeta74 (4673 posts) - - Show Bio

Then it would be time to fire everyone at Marvel Comics,seriously!

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#17 Posted by Crash_Recovery (855 posts) - - Show Bio

@spideyfan69 said:

If Wolverine lifted Thor's hammer he would truly be a an unstoppable killing machine.

He's already an unstoppable killing machine. It's a bit silly.

I wish people cared more about character and less about how powerful someone is.

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#18 Posted by joshmightbe (27412 posts) - - Show Bio

I've honestly gotten to the point where I don't even want to pick up a book with Wolverine in it any way, this would be the last straw for me and Marvel if it happened

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#19 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (44974 posts) - - Show Bio

I would burn my pull list and never look back 

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#20 Posted by spideyfan69 (206 posts) - - Show Bio

@Crash_Recovery: you do realise we live in... well the WORLD right. POWER IS EVERYTHING

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#21 Posted by TheAmazingImmortalMan (4628 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

Don't you know? Mjölnir is what Logan calls his penis. Only Jean Grey can lift it.

LMAO

@The_Peter_Cosmic said:

It would be the PIS moment of all time, though. He definitely spends a lot of time in morally dark grey territory.

yeah Logan has so much blood on his hands and so many "not so good" deeds under his belt he would never be able to lift it.

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#22 Posted by TDK_1997 (17079 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't want that to happen.

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#23 Posted by ms__omega (5011 posts) - - Show Bio

If he did pick it up I would burn all my marvel comics.

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#24 Posted by ms__omega (5011 posts) - - Show Bio

@Fuchsia_Nightingale said:

Then Thor gets interesting:P

Thorverine?

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#25 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10191 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ms. Omega: Yay verily, he is the grandest at what he does.

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#26 Posted by spawn_123 (1726 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

Don't you know? Mjölnir is what Logan calls his penis. Only Jean Grey can lift it.

Hhahahahah This

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