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    Watchmen is a twelve-issue comic book limited series created by writer Alan Moore, artist Dave Gibbons, and colorist John Higgins. The grouping of heroes and villains contained in the work are not, in fact, named "The Watchmen", though they were at one point referred to as "Crimebusters". Rorschach, Nite Owl and Dr. Manhattan were the team's primary heroes.

    Watchmen...Condoms?

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    Edited By gmanfromheck

    I've seen images of a bunch of merchandise for the Watchmen movie.  Some of what I've seen is pretty cool and some a little on the lame side.  It's understandable to an extent that a studio has to license this stuff.  A lot of money goes into making a big budget feature.  There's also the court costs Warner Bros. had to pay in the lawsuit against them from Fox. 

    Have they gone too far?

    Gia showed me this link from Topless Robot.  Watchmen Condoms?

    No Caption Provided
    Apparently they are 'officially' licensed condoms.  I found on another website that Warner Bros. marketing was handing these out and the package "resembles a matchbook with the iconic blood-stained smiley badge on the front."

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    I guess this is your chance to reenact your favorite scenes featuring Dr. Manhattan along with...Lil' Dr. Manhattan.



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    #1  Edited By King_Saturn
    Ha Ha Ha  !

    Thats Kind Of Cool... I wonder if it has like a Dr. Manhattan design on it when it ya know... stretches out

    lol
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    #2  Edited By The_Martian

    LMAO!

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    #3  Edited By Darkchild

    .............Sometimes society scares the bejesus out of me

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    #4  Edited By Precise
    Darkchild said:
    ".............Sometimes society scares the bejesus out of me
    "
    Well that's what those condoms are for.. 'it's society's only protection' :p
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    #5  Edited By Darkchild
    Precise said:
    "Darkchild said:
    ".............Sometimes society scares the bejesus out of me
    "
    Well that's what those condoms are for.. 'it's society's only protection' :p
    "
    HAHAAHAHAHA

    King Saturn said:
    "Ha Ha Ha  !

    Thats Kind Of Cool... I wonder if it has like a Dr. Manhattan design on it when it ya know... stretches out

    lol
    "
    ROFLMMFAO



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    #6  Edited By Lady Nightmare

    wowness

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    #7  Edited By Erik

    Lol. Lil' Dr. Manhattan ha ha.

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    #8  Edited By Darkchild
    Lady Nightmare said:
    "wowness"
    I think that would be the general remark when u take these badboys out. And your now BLUE down in the nethers
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    #9  Edited By Precise
    Darkchild said:
    "I think that would be the general remark when u take these badboys out. And your now BLUE down in the nethers"
    Think about all the pick-up lines..

    - Feeling blue? I can solve that..
    - No, i just gotta let him get out for air sometimes, or else he'll turn blue.. see?

    lol :p
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    #10  Edited By Darkchild
    Precise said:
    "Darkchild said:
    "I think that would be the general remark when u take these badboys out. And your now BLUE down in the nethers"
    Think about all the pick-up lines..

    - Feeling blue? I can solve that..
    - No, i just gotta let him get out for air sometimes, or else he'll turn blue.. see?

    lol :p
    "
    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

    Was thinking the same damn thing. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    #11  Edited By Erik

    I wonder if they have authentic radiation. 

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    #12  Edited By Precise
    Darkchild said:
    "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

    Was thinking the same damn thing. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    "
    ROFL! I could go on all day! 'Similarities between me and dr. Manhattan? Well.. we're both blue and bald..' :p
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    #13  Edited By Darkchild
    Precise said:
    "Darkchild said:
    "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

    Was thinking the same damn thing. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    "
    ROFL! I could go on all day! 'Similarities between me and dr. Manhattan? Well.. we're both blue and bald..' :p
    "
    "Come on baby, hes only blue cause hes lonely. Give him a warm and wet room to feel at home."

    Yea im done.
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    #14  Edited By Precise
    Darkchild said:
    ""Come on baby, hes only blue cause hes lonely. Give him a warm and wet room to feel at home."

    Yea im done."
    LMAO!
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    #15  Edited By Darkchild
    Precise said:
    "Darkchild said:
    ""Come on baby, hes only blue cause hes lonely. Give him a warm and wet room to feel at home."

    Yea im done."
    LMAO!
    "
    SOOOO many jokes an one liners going through my head, but i like only being banned once on here lmao
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    #16  Edited By Nighthunter

    LMFAO

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    #17  Edited By inferiorego  Staff

    I'm in....

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    #18  Edited By gia

    Kinda want.

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    #19  Edited By Hawk

    I so though it was gonna be the happy face.

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    #20  Edited By inferiorego  Staff
    Darkchild said:
    "Precise said:
    "Darkchild said:
    ""Come on baby, hes only blue cause hes lonely. Give him a warm and wet room to feel at home."

    Yea im done."
    LMAO!
    "
    SOOOO many jokes an one liners going through my head, but i like only being banned once on here lmao
    "
    Same here, I wrote down the least obvious one I could think of.
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    #21  Edited By The_Martian
    Hawk said:
    "I so though it was gonna be the happy face."
    I think that might have been more weird
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    #23  Edited By geraldthesloth
    King Saturn said:
    "Ha Ha Ha  !

    Thats Kind Of Cool... I wonder if it has like a Dr. Manhattan design on it when it ya know... stretches out

    lol
    "
    soda all over the desk after seeing this
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    #24  Edited By BuckshotWasHere  Moderator

    Alan Moore must be in a rage.

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    #25  Edited By Gemma Fox

    lol wtf

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    #26  Edited By Spider-Pantrelli

    Hahahahaha... Next up, Rorschach patterned...

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    #27  Edited By gmanfromheck
    Buckshot said:
    "Alan Moore must be in a rage."
    As Topless Robot put it:
    It's also the only condom that lets you metaphorically #### Alan Moore while you're literally ####ing your loved one!

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    #28  Edited By Spider-Pantrelli
    G-Man said:
    "Buckshot said:
    "Alan Moore must be in a rage."
    As Topless Robot put it:
    It's also the only condom that lets you metaphorically #### Alan Moore while you're literally ####ing your loved one!

    "
    LMFAO!!!
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    #29  Edited By Elixir95

    I saw this over at CBR.  I laughed so hard for about an hour.

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    #30  Edited By Harvester427

    When the accumulated filth from all the sex and murder foams up around your waist, remember to wrap your tool.

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    #31  Edited By ZORN
    G-Man said:
    "Buckshot said:
    "Alan Moore must be in a rage."
    As Topless Robot put it:
    It's also the only condom that lets you metaphorically #### Alan Moore while you're literally ####ing your loved one!

    "
    Lol
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    #32  Edited By Crimson Orchid

    That's hilarious...  I might pick some up just for the hell of it.

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    LMAO

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    #34  Edited By ZORN
    Harvester427 said:
    "When the accumulated filth from all the sex and murder foams up around your waist, remember to wrap your tool."
    ROFL
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    #35  Edited By inferiorego  Staff

    Wacthmen condoms?! Sweet! Now I just have to find a woman willing enough (or paid enough) to gaze upon me naked!

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    #36  Edited By Darkchild
    Buckshot said:
    "Alan Moore must be in a rage."
    Id hate to be the next reporter to ask him about his books turning into movies. HEs gonna curbstomp the poor slob
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    #37  Edited By defunkt

    I wonder if this is all part of a conspiracy to kill Alan Moore.
    Or at least give him a heart attack.

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    #38  Edited By inferiorego  Staff
    defunkt said:
    "I wonder if this is all part of a conspiracy to kill Alan Moore.
    Or at least give him a heart attack. "
    Sometimes I hope so
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    #39  Edited By Darkchild

    I dont i love the man. Hes a freaking genius

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    #40  Edited By Jab

    AWESOME.

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    #41  Edited By Puck

    omg lol
    and it pretty sad at the same time.

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    #42  Edited By starman1994

    On second thought no comment

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    #43  Edited By T.M.O.E.

    i'll probably end up getting two...one to save and one to use...but it is goin a lil' far

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    #44  Edited By Erik

    "Feel like a god while you are f***ing someone."

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    #45  Edited By TwilightThunder

    I'd probably buy some a' them, like T.M.O.E. said. I'll save some and use some.

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    #46  Edited By henchmen24

    It'll never be enough. They'll never go far enough. 


    "You see what those bloody corporations do? They take your ideas and they suck them! Suck them like leeches until they've gotten every last drop of marrow from your bones!"

    Honestly, I'm glad everybody is having fun with this, but I find Warner/DC's handling of this property to be f##king disgusting. Gourmet coffee and condoms? They're not trying to cash in on this book, they're trying to run it into the ground so it'll be nothing but merchandise for future generations. 
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    #47  Edited By the Social Moth

    wtf

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    #48  Edited By Boken

    i actually think i might want some. been needing to pick up some more anyways

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    #49  Edited By MIssfitt

    LMAO, god the potential for hilarity is endless with this post.

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    #50  Edited By Assman
    G-Man said:
    "I've seen images of a bunch of merchandise for the Watchmen movie.  Some of what I've seen is pretty cool and some a little on the lame side.  It's understandable to an extent that a studio has to license this stuff.  A lot of money goes into making a big budget feature.  There's also the court costs Warner Bros. had to pay in the lawsuit against them from Fox. 

    Have they gone too far?

    Gia showed me this link from Topless Robot.  Watchmen Condoms?

    No Caption Provided
    Apparently they are 'officially' licensed condoms.  I found on another website that Warner Bros. marketing was handing these out and the package "resembles a matchbook with the iconic blood-stained smiley badge on the front."

    No Caption Provided
    I guess this is your chance to reenact your favorite scenes featuring Dr. Manhattan along with...Lil' Dr. Manhattan.



    "

    Ooh, will have to try one of them :-0

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