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...Its Michael Bay 0

  Its 3:50 in the morning. I just saw the over 2 and-a-half hour attack on the sense the world will come to know as Transformers:Dark of The Moon. I want to sleep... but i have work in just a couple hours, and i dont think i could wake up in so short a time span. so... lets review.  Visuals  this is a no brainier of a topic. A multi-million dollar summer trilogy instillation is bound to be nothing less than visually breathtaking. Bay knows how to make things look good. Everything from the 50 foo...

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon Review by Movie Optimus Prime 0

Transformers: Dark of the Moon Review by Movie Optimus PrimeIF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON, BEWARE THIS REVIEW HAS LOADS OF SPOILERS, BASICALLY THE ENTIRE PLOT. Greetings movie and Transformers fans alike, I have returned to give my cocking review of the cocking new movie, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, the sequel to the cocking Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, which was the sequel to the cocking live action Transformers movie in 2007 The movie starts with a trailer for ...

3 out of 3 found this review helpful.

A Great Transformers movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0

This is a great movie because it has a great storyline, action and some laughs. I think this is the best of the Transformers movies becuase it is a blast with so much drama and action i really enjoyed it. Some of the new autobots were great, but keep your eyes on Sentinel Prime. I really enjoyed this movie and i'm giving it a 5/5 because this is a great summer movie and has some spectacular action scenes and really damaged city of chicago, but overall i recommend this is movie for fans to watch....

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.

A Perfect Ending To The Best Sci-fi Franchise Ever 0

I saw this today, and it was amazing. It was a perfect ending to a great line of movies.    They make it look like during the battle for Cybertron, a alien spacecraft, known as the arch, escaped caring rods that could help the autobots claim victory over Cybertron. But as the arch was escaping, a member of the decepticons shot it and the arch was haywire. It ended up crash landing on the moon. So they make it to seem the reason we went up to the moon in '69 was to see what crashed there.   Later...

3 out of 3 found this review helpful.

Just don't think 0

Optimus Prime, Megatron and all the other giant robots return to bash each others' heads in some more. This time, our favourite truck has to fight a firetruck and another truck.  The Good There is an amazing lot of stuff in this film that just looks cool. The cars look cool, the clothes look cool, Rosie Huntington's cleavage looks cool. There are cool people in this. Sam Witwicky is awesome, but the world fails to see it. And that gives him the vibe of being an actual human being. I can totally ...

1 out of 2 found this review helpful.

If only it could transform into a movie that doesn't blow ass 0

This is a review I've been wanting to write for a long time. I saw this movie this past summer with a group of friends. The last two movies I was excited for, but after Revenge of the Fallen, I knew better. I knew this movie was going to suck, but I was not prepared for this. This is easily one of the worst excuses for a movie that I have ever had the misfortune to have payed seven dollars and fifty cents to see. A better title for this film is: Shia Labeouf the Movie, and oh yeah I guess there'...

0 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Transformers taken too far. 0

Okay, okay, Michael Bay finally went too far and alienated me (possibly his last fan). It is a shame, considering that for someone who defended the last two films adamantly, and received much flack for it, there is a lot to like about Dark of the Moon. The action is better than ever, the middle school humor still delivers, and there are a considerable amount easter-eggs for old school 1980's Transformers fans.Among these throwbacks to the cartoon are increased screen-time and voice-work from eve...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

Lots Of Great Action With A Good Script 0

This review was originally posted to my blog.Back in 2011 I joined my friend Paul’s movie review site and one of my first review for him was for the third Transformers movie, which I had seen just before. Might have been the same day, may be not. I don’t remember. Its been a while. At the time, I really enjoyed the movie, though it did have some disappointing moments. But the fun was key, that is always the key.Since then, I’ve seen the movie quite a few times on television, a...

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Bay's a destructive guy isn't he? 0

The Autobots are still working side by side with the military to eliminate the Decepticon threat. After a brief confrontation with Shockwave, Optimus Prime learns of the possible survival of the original Autobot leader Sentinel Prime. Megatron is recovering from his wounds after the last battle and together with his surviving Decepticons, he puts together his latest plan. Sam (Shia LeBeouf) now has a live-in girlfriend named Carly (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley), plus he has finished college and is...

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.

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