SUPERMAN SUPER-REVIEW SPECIAL!
(Be nice to me, mods. I tried to be efficient!)
Hahaha, okay so I just caught up on all the things, and you crack me up, DC. I shoulda asked Santa for a Pokéball set. Hope you all had a merry Christmas, New Years, post-Year’s, beginning-the-year’s, somewhat-into-the-year’s, with lots of winning, unreliable memories to gloat about.
Anyway, I’ve collected my brains into the semblance of coherent opinions, so now you’re gonna get it! And I’m going to start off this Superman review by reviewing people who aren’t Superman!
CAPTAIN MARVEL!
I’ve been giving this dude a lot of thought, but here’s a take:
Marvel as a full-on Last Air-bender dude. Cpt. Marvel is Avatar mode, with absolute invulnerability-or-magic-phantom-or-something and Zeus-type / TLA globe-breaking awesomesauce powers with an emphasis on broad Captain Planet world-protecting magic against unfathomable mojo-foes.
I feel like this preserves the character Cpt. Marvel is kinda supposed to be (besides Superclone), as a chosen magical ultimate champion/defender of Earth/whatever, without actually making him a straight Superman copy or really impinging on his theme/role. It’s an interesting idea anyway, yeah?
You can still have opportunity for that Marvel / Supes clash if you like that, and they still inhabit their entirely different tiers and realms the rest of the time. I think it’s a pretty brillstick place to start with.
The rest of the time he could be doing, I dunno, an Aladdin flying on carpet Last Airbender thing with all his (school) friends along, as he treks across the world doing quests or whatever his magical unicorn journey entails.
WONDER WOMAN:
Just some passing observations. Nothing to do with my opinion on the relationship.
Good moment. (One might even say… incredible. >.>)
I’m of the opinion that WW should ideally be the kind of gal that could get what she wants with (most) men by punching them repeatedly, or various violences and things, but she still likes getting it through natural feminine wileyness instead, because that’s what makes a gal happy.
[Wolverine immortality opinion unopinioned. Gotta think about it more.]
The blades were neat. This is the first time the costume has worked to any extent for me.
And if you guys are trying to figure out some kind of compromise between combat-effective body protection and looking good at the beach, just put (the equivalent of) a magic button on her bracelets to conjure up her armour or something. Easy excuse to tinker with the costume, too.
I mean, she’s a Goddess of War (yep, way better). Conjuring up armaments seems like a reasonable perk in general beyond just wrist-swords. Maybe they’re ‘linked’ to Hephaestus’ armoury. Heck, maybe being GOW gives her all kinds of stuff like changing the battlefield terrain, environment, weather, battle-inspiration (angry bird attack!) and what-not, just overall AOE RTS-effective abilities. War being somewhat broader scale than just melees and duels.
Just some random notions, anywhiz.
CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN DUALITY
This one seems to be baked in controversy, since I think the dynamic of this got blanded out in Post, which I don't know enough about. And honestly, the logic of it is pure comics gorged on meta. So I’m gonna take an unsolicited whack at it, for anyone getting their neurons in a knot about it.
It’s a dual identity. Clark Kent and Superman are two habitually distinct egos of a single dudeson. It’s basically the exact same thing as Billy Batson shouting “Shazam!” or Stanley Ipkiss putting on the Mask. It’s an alter ego, but based on acting performance rather than transformation.
There’s a single identity which is the no-pretense Clark Kent / Superman; and Clark Kent, Mild-Mannered Reporter is the performance.
That’s probably the more original vibe.
So you could probably look at it this way:
- Clark Kent / Kal-El –Overego of that one same beautiful person.
- Mild-mannered Reporter – Clark Kent’s completely silly, wimpy put-on, to protect people, secret ID, etc.
- Superman – Clark/Kal-El being a superhero, using his powers for good.
Dunno if that’s a perfect delineation, it’s probably something you either get or you just play it by ear. Or you could just read Action Comics #1 if you really want to take all the fun out of it.
Mild-Mannered Clarkie’s persona was characterised back in the day pretty much like Milo from Atlantis: TLE, full caricature wimp. (I mean Superman the Movie is a perfectly good example too.) A whole barrel of silliness of the superest champ on the planet acting like a complete wimpy dork, for reasons that range from necessary diversion to just trolling.
You could say that his mild-mannered persona is basically just like a regular guy “keeping his head down” at work, but for completely different reasons.
Just to rebut what’s-his-face from what’s-that-movie [Kill Bill Vol. 2 Speech]. Mild-mannered Reporter Clark Kent isn’t Superman pretending to be a human, it’s Clark Kent pretending to be a wimp.
That's my best impression of the Pre-Crisis dynamic, anyhow.
SUPERMAN CHARACTER:
MUFASA! At least 2/2 friends and enemies agree that Superman is ‘lion-like’.
I think Superman needs more of that somewhat-silly macho over-posed you-really-shouldn’t-have-messed-with-me-dude buzz. He’s Superman, if anyone should be all confident and self-awarely suavely swagger when the adrenalin’s pumping, it’s him (“healthy ego”, not “prat”). He’s supposed to be a wish-fulfilment contrast to wimpy Clark Kent (being the tongue-in-cheek vehicle for office cubicle losers everywhere).
And I honestly love that vaguely self-aware humour, though. Less “what the hells” and more eyebrow-quirky “What The Dickens...” And I would not object at all to a peering-intently-into-horizon “great Scott!” more-than-once in less than a life-time. Because if Superman of all people can’t get away with undies-over and superhero catch-phrases, what is he even doing this for?
I mean, you don’t have to (yes, you do), but my brains would almost definitely roll out all over the floor in decomposed happiness, and I think that’s something we’d all like to see.
Superman should be powerful and strong enough as a character (at least under normal circumstances) that he doesn’t have to be a hard-ass too (not that he can’t be, just that he doesn’t really need to).
And idiosyncrasies makes a comic-book personality.
But in fact, a dude just put up a useful interview over on CBR which I’m going to steal (suck it, guy), so you can just take the Siegels’ word for it, instead:
Jerry Siegel: "Well, yes, yes, and from the very beginning Superman himself had pretty much a sense of humor about the whole thing. One of the reasons why I gave him that attitude was because the whole concept in itself was such a wild, wild, wild thing, I felt the only thing that would breathe any real life and believability into it was if Superman himself didn’t take the whole thing that seriously." Joanne Siegel: "He had a sense of humor." Jerry Siegel: "Except that he was very serious about helping people in trouble and distress, because that’s the way I felt." Joanne Siegel: "He kidded himself, but he took crime and injustice seriously." Jerry Siegel: "Now, it has been said that Captain Marvel had a great deal of humor in it and that Superman was absolutely humorless, but that just is not true. If you look back at the early stuff, you’ll find that Superman was kidding around quite a bit when he was tearing tanks apart and kicking airplane squadrons here and there and everywhere, and so there was a spirit of fun in the thing. And as a matter of fact, Joe and I, when we first started going into comics, we had intended to do a comedy strip, so we were very comedy-oriented and that’s why Superman did have this sort of comedy flair to it." |
I had a little essay here, but I actually realised it's completely redundant. I'm loving the fortitude Supes is displaying in AC 48.
I am also going to take this opportunity to say, Mr. Yang, that I have been enjoying stuff you’re putting in there. You’re being inventive, writing Superman with more ingenuity and energy, and tacos are pretty awesome.
Also, you’re a fantastic artist, Porter, and don’t think I didn’t notice. *sunglasses*
SUPPORTING CAST:
I was thinking that if Superman was ever to do anything like ‘training side-kicks’ or a ‘We Are Robin’ dealio, he would generally actually be educating/training the world’s next generation of genius’ in science, not specifically super-powered dudes or anything (unless he’s scout-leading super-powered boy-scouts too? That’d be tres cool.). Kind of fits into his whole motif. Man of Tomorrow and all that, and actually kind of a significant step of progress towards the ambient goal floated around the guy. Plenty of story potential too.
Also, just as conjecture I also love the idea of Lois doing the whole TV presenter/reporter (again), chasing Superman in the field etc.
And maybe Clark should be hired for his exceptional “research” or somesuch, which could take him anywhere, get info from anyone (like “his buddy” Superman) and avers him writing newspaper articles on himself or expressing personal charm, doesn’t make Daily Planet depend on the business of Print, and things like that. Superman/Clark taking the job of research assistant to disseminate information only he could get, or put together, to the right place – and with secret ID presumably because inviting dangers and things.
I just feel like the amount of time he seems to spend on justifying his difficulties (which really might be the problem) just writing an article rather than doing super-brain info-collation or something, is a massive under-utilisation of his actually useful contributions.
It feels like it would actually be the most productive kind of work for him, within the context of media, fighting for truth etc. (Also, about “Truth and secret ID”, if it bothers you philosophically, you could just think of it like undercover journalists and cops (and superheroes), or hiding sources, people wouldn’t necessarily like it, but it’s line of duty stuff.)
Pure random speculations I had, not a hard theory.
It would probably be just as easy to make him just work on really difficult media-busts with those same abilities. "I don't know how you do it, Kent!"
INSPIRATION:
Time for round two!
THE MASK and FREAKAZOID, are actually two Superman fantasies/expies dialled up to 11 in zaniness. I didn’t include them before because I think they're a bit too OTT in general, but they represent an important element of Superman, and honestly, you could probably do worse than to start writing Superman as a hyper-amplitude Freakazoid SuperMask. I bet he'd boom in popularity if done right. (Being the qualifying word.)
Freakazoid and Mask are shiny examples of Superman frustrating-villainry antics. He’s a power fantasy and he knows it, just try to stop him villains! Make his day!
It’s kind of the thing I have about Lex Luthor. The whole point is not that Luthor is someone who’s so smart and dangerous and savvy that he’s pushed Superman to the edge countless times despite Superman’s overwhelming advantages. The point is that Superman is such an unstoppable badass he just keeps frustrating his ultra-level world-dominating mega-Bond villainy time and time again, no matter how much is thrown at him, so that Luthor just hates the crap out of him even more for being so damn awesome.
And yep, I ain’t gonna deny it - my ideal Superman would be almost like a Good Guy Gaston, if Disney had made him out as a roguish hero rather than villain. Or I should say, that he would represent another strong element of Superman.
Bold! Dramatic! Heroic!
FEEL-GOOD SUPERHERO ACTION:
And just because why not:
INDESTRUCTIBLE:
Veni, vidi, didn’t like. Okay, so feel free to disregard my opinion, but after considering it, I do think concussion and prettifying scuffs works better in this context. Besides, they were hitting her with fists, not knives – if it makes a difference.
Injustice is doing it nice as ties.
Besides, I don’t really want to see Supergirl getting wrecked. As far as I'm concerned, she should just be 100% Silver Age MC Hammer. Honestly, you guys were doing brilliant already. Invulnerable guardian, not scrappy super-fighter.
(I mean it's up to you guys, obviously - I have no idea what's in the works for the story - it's just my reaction to it.)
Also, just to note, I’m not really into the idea of Superman building cosmic anti-Imperiex Iron Man suits and wielding infinity swords on any kind of consistent basis. I like that when it comes to a fight, Superman basically rolls his own with his fists, muscles and invulnerability because he’s a natural pimp.
If he did wear armour at any point maybe it’d be like a Hercules sci-fi-medieval cuirass type deal? (Oh, I'm thinking of Thor aren't I?)
Maybe he could make cosmic-armour shielded in anti-matter. Anti-matter things! How about an anti-matter light-saber?! (You guys are totally sensing a theme here, right?) Or a giant anti-matter indestructible mega-sword could be cool, if very anime.
INJUSTICE: GODS AMONG US
And haha, Buccellato/artist-dude, you rock. The fight sequence in issue #2 was pitch-perfect. I actually felt those hits, far better than the usual boring punching bag fest (that it returns to afterwards). Every punch felt like it mattered, and that the stakes were just going up and up.I loved it.
But man, doing a suplex-chuck into orbit or something in issue #3 would have been awesome. Bane was an anti-climax.
But I ain’t fussin’, dude. You have got me reinvested. It was pretty awesome.
DESTRUCTIVE:
This is continuation on from a previous theory: Anti-matter!
Basically two types of Destructive attacks:
- Anti-matter (physical)
- Magic / Abstract / Realistic (e.g. Omega Beams, Hell-fire Missiles, Anti-Existential Anti-bodies, Chaotic Sphere of Upset Kittens, etc.)
Anti-matter charged weapons can directly attack through Superman's indestructibility/invulnerability and hurt him organically, and they are weapons that would vaporise someone without indestructibility (I mean, just in the way it normally does). So Superman can wrestle with anti-matter demons to save some pretty Lantern ladies (while being all manly and on fire), while they stand back and blast with rings. Basically, Superman's (limited) level of invulnerability/indestructibility has "damage resistance" against it.
So anti-matter is the “conventional” Destructive weapon that can hurt kryptonians, ultimate specimens of the matter universe. It’s special, has an almost mythical quality of annihilating properties, makes him look cool to tank it, a difficult resource to obtain but nonetheless can be as bountiful as actual matter. It’s pretty good, innit it? It just works on so many levels.
So any time you want something to hurt Superman, make it out of anti-matter.
Anti-realistic weapons or enemies (reality wiping his existence) probably works pretty much exactly the same way.
Superman vs an Anti-Matter [Supes]. Total potential. They could actually viscerally hurt each other with their punches or grappling.Or! Or! What if Superman fell down an anti-matter black hole!
You could just create (or use) a whole literal frackling universe for Superman to go light himself on fire with! A whole massive universe full of things that he has to go Conan on, and that he can go crusade in at any point you want to make Superman burn, because you’re an evil, evil writer who wants to see him suffer.
I just love this idea so much, it’s totally like a switch/flip Red Sun set-up thing, but cooler, and it makes so much sense that he would be constantly foraying into the vast and general threat of the anti-matter universe. In fact, this would probably be an excellent opportunity if you wanted Superman to throw around some unusual (for him) weapons and armour. The anti-matter universe could totally be a biggity ol’ knightly proving ground for him.
So a classic anti-Superman foe might be something like an indestructible super-strong being with anti-matter radiating fists. Anti-Monitor for example. That’d give him a run for his money.
And Superman doesn't literally have to steal Anti-Monitor, if he’s a Green Lantern foe or something, he's just a convenient example. The dramatic potential is huge. Champion of the Matter Universe Superman riding into the abyss of the Anti-matter Universe - it just has poetry to it. Superman doesn’t just stare the Abyss in the eye, he walks in there and gives it a good solid thrashing ‘til it larns itself some manners.
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