For me it's a tie between Forensic Scientist and Teacher.
Peter being a forensic scientist in Spider-Girl was great because he was no longer really able to be Spider-Man (at least anywhere near the capacity that he was previously capable of, what with his lost leg) and he wanted to be there for his family more, but he didn't want to just completely stop "fighting crime" and helping people, so he put his mind to good use as a forensic scientist. (I know Reed offered him a replacement leg and he even uses it a bit in the books, but that's not the point).
JMS's run made peter feel like he was in his early 30's (which I liked a lot and if you look at the chronology of Spider-Man the man is gonna be like 33 or 34 as of #700 of ASM, Marvel just saying "Peter is 25 because we say, because young people apparently can't handle people that aren't in their mid-twenties or younger" is just a crock of crap, and I say this as a 20 year old) and as Peter seemed to settle down more in that run whilst still being a hero it felt like he wanted to do more with his scientific know-how, give back to what he loved (since he loved going to Midtown High, even with the bullying) and get a more serious job (because he seemed to be maturing and settling down at the time).
Unfortunately neither of these work anymore, they were both very specific points for the characters and they both felt great for those points, but Marvel's decisions to regress the character to where he was back in the 80's and then veer him off in directions that he's not gone before (and although the character pre-#700 was changing and doing things I wouldn't say he felt like he was getting older and maturing like in JMS's run, so my favorite directions aren't really going to fit with him, they fit with my favorite interpretations of Spider-Man, which tended to be the "older" versions, which Marvel has decided they don't want), so it feels like it needs to go somewhere else.
All that said, although I've had fun with Slott's run, I disagree with a lot of what he has done, Horizon being one of those things, I've LOATHE the idea of Peter as some sort of mega-super-duper scientist, it utterly guts him of his relatability, which is a problem because one of the reasons Spider-Man is so big is because he was far more grounded than most other super hero comics, he had almost universally been shown as a brilliant and bright person who hadn't really lived up to his true potential sometimes, I'd put his IQ at 150, so in the real world he would legitimately be a great mind, but nope, he's apparently some sort IQ 250 (this is literally off the IQ scales, beyond 200 scores are considered highly dubious and the % of people who would recieve a reliable score of 250 would quite literally be in the 0.0000000001% range or somewhere close, no hyperbole, I am not exaggerating, and even with such an IQ no one is going to be churning out crap like what's seen happening at Horizon) mega-scientist who can say "there's a problem? let's fix this s**t with some SCIENCE!" and then 20 minutes later have some completely perfect and fully-functional device that can do whatever the plot demands. Unfortunately this isn't something that can really be removed from the character, not really, Peter in the past would get fired and re-hired by the Bugle (despite being freelance, but I digress) but it wouldn't matter because Jonah would do anything for those sorts of pictures, that's the kinda guy he was, the leaving and coming back wasn't an issue, but at Horizon Peter has created insane breakthroughs that are used by everyone, like the new organ moving device the ambulance workers were using in an issue that were credited to Peter, he's famous for being a mega-genius now. Slott's taken that facet of his character away in a way that is irreparable.
I think my semi-rant is over now.
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