I think it would be pretty legit, he would murder the x-men and make money while holding controlling his empire.

@Brightooze:

please explain beyond "murder the x-men" and "make money"

maybe you should make a post about your hatred for the x-men , if you have already i wanna read and understand this better lol

@Chaos Burn said:

@Brightooze:

please explain beyond "murder the x-men" and "make money"

Pretty simple really, Spidey would make a better kingpin of crime while murdering his enemies like wolverine and storm ;)

-__-

What are ya tryin' to say, bub?

"mo money means mo problems"

I'd say he wouldn't be killing X-Men, more like killing NYC superhumans, like Daredevil, and the FF, and Luke Cage, and people like that. X-men are more California centered, aren't they?

In my opinion and experiences killing the heroes only draws unwanted attention to your activities. he'd be better off maneuvering around them.

Interesting concept I can kind of imagine Spider-man when one of his henchman fails he hits them with the ol 'mark of kaine'. Not sure on the massacring the X-men part though i'm sensing you don't like them that much.

Spider-man, Spider-man

Does whatever a crime boss can

Sells crack rocks, any size

Hires thieves, eyes on the prize

Look out! Here comes the Spider-man!

Is he evil? Listen, Bud!

He's got MF'ing Tiger Blood.

Does he count his stolen bread?

No he's busy breaking heads

Hey there, there goes the Spider-man!

In the dead of the night,

Betting cash on an underground fight

Pimping hoes, they so fine

By the hour, pay for the time

Spider-man, Spider-man

Your neighborhood crime boss Spider-man

Wealthy from being, a drug lord

Ladies lined up, he's never bored

favorite pie, Lemon Meringue

Wherever there's a gangbang

You'll find the Spider-man!

LMFAO!

@WarMachineMarkV: Win!

@WarMachineMarkV said:

Spider-man, Spider-man

Does whatever a crime boss can

Sells crack rocks, any size

Hires thieves, eyes on the prize

Look out! Here comes the Spider-man!

Is he evil? Listen, Bud!

He's got MF'ing Tiger Blood.

Does he count his stolen bread?

No he's busy breaking heads

Hey there, there goes the Spider-man!

In the dead of the night,

Betting cash on an underground fight

Pimping hoes, they so fine

By the hour, pay for the time

Spider-man, Spider-man

Your neighborhood crime boss Spider-man

Wealthy from being, a drug lord

Ladies lined up, he's never bored

favorite pie, Lemon Meringue

Wherever there's a gangbang

You'll find the Spider-man!

*follows*

With the famous 'Parker luck' Spider-man would probably end up screwing himself when he is at the brink of achieving all his goals

You know funnily enough, in all those alternate What If?'s, whenever Spider-Man is a villain, or even a more ruthless anti-hero type character, he's pretty damn good at it.

What if? Spider-Man vs. Wolverine is still one of my favorite iterations of Spider-Man of all time.

@Amanthine: is that the one where he trained as an assassin and had that overpowered Spider-sense?(if so yeah that was one of the only What If's I enjoyed reading)

That's the one. I loved the suit and the wrist gun too, especially when he used it. Clayton Henry's art was fantastic, too.

@WarMachineMarkV said:

Spider-man, Spider-man

Does whatever a crime boss can

Sells crack rocks, any size

Hires thieves, eyes on the prize

Look out! Here comes the Spider-man!

Is he evil? Listen, Bud!

He's got MF'ing Tiger Blood.

Does he count his stolen bread?

No he's busy breaking heads

Hey there, there goes the Spider-man!

In the dead of the night,

Betting cash on an underground fight

Pimping hoes, they so fine

By the hour, pay for the time

Spider-man, Spider-man

Your neighborhood crime boss Spider-man

Wealthy from being, a drug lord

Ladies lined up, he's never bored

favorite pie, Lemon Meringue

Wherever there's a gangbang

You'll find the Spider-man!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@Amanthine: yeah the costume looked a lot like the costume Alex Ross designed. I think they should have made that Kaines new costume that would have been sick!

What If Spidey: http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/14487/697655-spider_man_super.jpg

Alex Ross's concept for the movie: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a4nQ4Srocfc/Tazx04pEvlI/AAAAAAAAAdw/QK7qkXy9Wyg/s1600/spiderman1024.jpg

Mm, I fully support Kaine using that costume in Scarlet Spider. I can't stand the one that's on the cover for some reason, I'd rather have him in the trench coat he was wearing at the start of Grim Hunt.

You know funnily enough, in all those alternate What If?'s, whenever Spider-Man is a villain, or even a more ruthless anti-hero type character, he's pretty damn good at it.

What if? Spider-Man vs. Wolverine is still one of my favorite iterations of Spider-Man of all time.

@WarMachineMarkV said:

Spider-man, Spider-man

Does whatever a crime boss can

Sells crack rocks, any size

Hires thieves, eyes on the prize

Look out! Here comes the Spider-man!

Is he evil? Listen, Bud!

He's got MF'ing Tiger Blood.

Does he count his stolen bread?

No he's busy breaking heads

Hey there, there goes the Spider-man!

In the dead of the night,

Betting cash on an underground fight

Pimping hoes, they so fine

By the hour, pay for the time

Spider-man, Spider-man

Your neighborhood crime boss Spider-man

Wealthy from being, a drug lord

Ladies lined up, he's never bored

favorite pie, Lemon Meringue

Wherever there's a gangbang

You'll find the Spider-man!

Try "Your deadly neighborhood Spider-Man" sounds better xP

heh

@Strider92 said:

@WarMachineMarkV: Win!

See here's the problem Spidey started taking out Super Heroes he's gonna run in to the guys who can easily kill him like Thor and Hulk