TheDealer

@the_psyentist: Oh. I ain't been that tiny since...Third grade, I think? Maybe fourth.

I'm sayin', though. I peaked at around 248 lbs before then. Then I started losing unintentionally. Now I'm like 180 and everybody tells me I need to eat.

@the_psyentist: I'm almost 200 lbs. Though I'm actually down, from what I used to be. Steadily shrinking since high school ended and I started college, and I'll probably keep shrinking because my eating and moving habits haven't really changed.

Or I'll just keep building on muscle.

They danced for what seemed to her like only moments, but it was really a couple of hours. It started with a little sweet talk, a couple of drinks, and things were going surprisingly well for them both; especially him. What she didn't know was that the "chance encounter" did not happen by chance at all. She wore an enchanted amulet around her neck. A family heirloom, the true nature of which she had no idea. Truthfully, not even the Dealer knew entirely. But he knew two things: it was valuable and his extra senses said there was some magic in there. At that point he started planning getting in close with her, gaining her trust, and taking her for a few drinks. The dancing was unintentional but not a hindrance by any means. It actually served to facilitate his plan, which had always been to gain her trust and blear her focus so he could retrieve the pendant from around her neck. Having done so, he gave her one last half of a dance before twirling her off, and once she'd spun back around, the man had disappeared.

Kid already knew I was gon' love this.

@gadai: Fukas betta hurry up!

I needa feel close and homey.

We s'posed to get the online bar back this week, right?

Where all de rich folks at? I wanna do some t'iefy stuff.

I think the proper phrase for that is "A LOT of masturbation."

That cheetah was so cuddly.

What it feels like when you find out you got a cousin who already know Frankie Edgar, and can get you connected, and who already fought in the UFC...