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#1 Posted by The_Roman (3385 posts) - - Show Bio

I write all my posts to musical comedians (Weird Al, Tim Minchin, Stephen Lynch)

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#2 Posted by The_Roman (3385 posts) - - Show Bio

I wouldn't expect a mortal to understand a god.

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#3 Edited by The_Roman (3385 posts) - - Show Bio

Even a god realises when he steps on an ant.

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#4 Posted by The_Roman (3385 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmph. Beneath my notice.

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#6 Posted by The_Roman (3385 posts) - - Show Bio

My ex got her new fella to try and beat me up.

He's now missing teeth and I didn't even get touched.

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#7 Posted by The_Roman (3385 posts) - - Show Bio

They are.

The key is context. If the build-up the solid, the joke is hilarious.

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#10 Posted by The_Roman (3385 posts) - - Show Bio

Skillet is my writing music for the day apparently.