Riddler: What walks on 4 legs, then 2 legs, then 3 legs?
Doctor: The answer is man. We crawl on four legs as babies, then learn to walk upright, then as elders we use a cane.
Riddler: Close, but the answer to all three is a baby. It crawls around on four legs, but if you cut off it's legs it'll squirm around on two. Then, if you give it a crutch, it can hobble around on three.
Doctor: That's horrible! How can you even joke about something like that?
Riddler: Easy... It's not my baby...
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