A Poem for Peter Parker
By Phorqe 0 Comments
Warning: Avoid science at all cost. It will only bring you disharmony.
Spidey gets attacked a lot, but he has to break the chains of oppression
even when he's lying down, beaten battered and bruised, he's standing up
standing up for something,
armor plated, slinging webs
strong as steel
dodging lizards, boxing goblins,
stomping rhinos. brutalizing kingpins,
vermin, and eaters of sin
spider man can do anything
with precision and accuracy
he factually <br>
has superhuman agility
and the ability to foresee
an attack from his enemy
(except this one dude named Eddy)
they hate each other but sometimes are friendly
like when maximum carnage
threatens to tarnish
the image
of your friendly neighborhood good guy
introducing the return of the all new
annual, giant sized
crossover, variant cover
limited time offer
one hundredth special issue
when reading spider-man you might want to bring a tissue
there's a lot of death and tragedy
kind of sad you see....
with great power, comes great responsibility
kill em off, resurrect them
kill them off, resurrect them
grandmother, girlfriend, colleague, villain
impostors, symbiotes and clones of him
you bet spidey's out lived all of them.
for him to live so long he's got to be the definition of perfection
who knew spiders had grim reeper detection
ultimate, unlimited,
spectacular, sensational,
and don't forget amazing
he batters his nemesis as his fist move with blazing
velocity
constantly
he's got to be
in all probability
bullet proof.
leaps from the street to the roof.
so quickly and gracefully
to get caught in the web of death and escape so frequently
must really suck after a while
80 issues a year for half century
he'll eventually
be a hundred and thirty three
and disrupt the whole time-space continuity
cause ya see
back in 93
there used to be
this monthly magazine
called spider-man 2099,
which I never read<br> Anyway, there's a point to be said:<br> Let Spidey rest already.
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