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#1  Edited By OrionSagan

@Sabboth said:

You must really hate Spyro to keep making these threads...

Yes I do since I hate all dragons and view them as rotten animals.

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#2  Edited By OrionSagan

Earthworm Jim takes on Spyro the Dragon. It is more likely that Earthworm Jim will win since he has a ray gun that would upstage Spyro on all fronts as well as a flying jet engine superior to Spyro's wings etc.

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#3  Edited By OrionSagan

The fighting robot hero known as Mega Man takes on a purple dragon named Spyro. Mega Man would win because his buster gun is a far superior advantage to anything that Spyro has in his arsonal. Plus Mega Man's robot dog Russ can fly for longer periods than Spyro thus giving mega Man a command of the skies over Spyro. It is just IMPOSSIBLE for Spyro to beat Mega Man. Mega Man wins, hands down!

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#4  Edited By OrionSagan

The Mystery of the Deep takes on Naboo's deep-sea denizen. The deep sea battle takes place in the seas of Naboo. What I am about to say is 100% no lies and 100% accurate. Let me explain each of the two clashing leviathans before I give you my conclusion. Trust me, I have done research on both Cloverfield and the Sando before writing this.

First of all, let me tell you about the Sando Aqua Monster. Sando Aqua Monsters are a marine mammal species that is an apex predator in the Aquarian Sea on the planet Naboo. Male Sandos can grow anywhere between 160 meters and 200 meters in total body length while female Sandos only grow to about 150 meters in total body length. Sando Aqua Monsters are nondiscriminatory feeders and are not choosy about their prey and often feed on Opee Sea Killers and Colo Claw Fish. Although throughout the brief time they appeared in Star Wars Episode I they stayed in the deep sea, they do sometimes come to the surface as illustrated in the book The Wildlife Of Star Wars. Sandos do rip the heads off of their captured prey before eating like with an Opee Sea Killer that was distracted by the Bongo carrying the two Jedi and Jar Jar. Sandos would not survive attacks by projectile weapons or airborne bombs that hit them.

Now I will go onto the counter intuitive Cloverfield Monster. Like the Sando, the Cloverfield Monster is a deep sea leviathan. The Cloverfield Monster is said to be 350ft tall and was measured in feet but also converted to metric which I am using. The Cloverfield Monster is 350ft (106.7m) top 153m tall from head to toe only. The maximum width of Clover with arms outstretched is 740ft (225.6m) which is wider than any Sando Aqua Monster is long. The total body length of the Cloverfield beast is 1200ft (365.8m) which is about TWICE the size of the Sando. The Cloverfield Monster was designed by Neville Page who made it realistic for a beast of its size. Plus despite being bigger than the Sando, Clover was only a BABY and this can be proven in the Cloverfield featurette called "I Saw It! It's Alive! It's Huge!" on a Cloverfield DVD or Blu-Ray or copied to YouTube. The ONLY reason why Clover went on a city-devastating rampage through the Big Apple was because it was lost form its mother and terrified as to do anything. One can be empathetic about the Cloverfield monster. Just imagine how big an adult member of the Cloverfield species would be, I am NOT bluffing! The Cloverfield Monster survived bombings and projectile weapons used by the military that would have killed even the strongest Sando Aqua Monster without getting injured. I bet the Cloverfield Monster has a flexible ablative armor skin. Plus there are these dog-sized parasites that just one of them biting a human would cause you to explode and they drop off their host beast by the hundreds at any one given time. The Cloverfield Monster has massive long frontal arms that would give it a distance advantage and can rip things off or apart. The Cloverfield Monster moves much faster than the Sando and strikes faster than the Sando. Plus the Cloverfield Monster is more agile and mobile than the Sando.

Now that I have told you the abilities of both the Sando Aqua Monster and the Cloverfield beast, let me give you a winner. The Cloverfield Monster wins with impunity, it is just IMPOSSIBLE for Sando to beat Clover. In fact, Clover will eat the Sando Aqua Monster for dinner. As it turns out, Sando Aqua Monsters do have at least one predator, the Cloverfield Monster. I wrote this because I am a protector of Colo Claw Fish and I am angry that the brief underwater scene in Star Wars Episode I portrayed the Sando sadistically torturing and eating a Colo Claw Fish in a positive light as saving the Jedi and Jar jar in the Gungan Sub. Don't get me started on the "Force" since it will do no good since the Cloverfield Monster has the ultimate advantage.

WINNER: Cloverfield
WINNER: Cloverfield
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#5  Edited By OrionSagan

Mario has beaten Bowser at every corner, but Bowser would beat Spyro at every corner. I have stated in the Mario vs Spyro thread on Comic Vine that Mario can defeat Spyro hands down since Bowser is more powerful than any villain in Spyro games. In fact, Bowser is stronger than all villains in all Spyro games put together so there is no way that Spyro can beat Bowser. Bowser as some on this thread say would sit on and squash Spyro like an insect. Mario always beats Bowser and would therefore easily stomp Spyro out with relative impunity.

Bowser wins and Spyro loses, no contest.

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#6  Edited By OrionSagan

Mario is way better than Spyro. I am glad that Mario has the upper hand over Spyro. Mario can stomp on Spyro or throw fireballs at Spyro if he gets a fire flower. Mario has beaten Bowser many times and Bowser is far more powerful than any Spyro villain.

Luckily for me, Mario WINS!