@morpheus_: Did Slott seriously have the Surfer name his board "Toomy?" Yuck what garbage. I know Slott is basically treating the Surfer like his own Dr Who fan fiction but that's a ghastly decision.
The Surfer said, "to me my board" to which Dawn, the Doctor's, eh, Norrin's companion thought he said, "Toomy" and started referring to the board in that manner. It has been going on for a very long while, pre-Secret Wars.