Imagine with me, as this brillient impressionist does over all of Ledger's lines, TAS style!

I just started reading last year & spent thousands building up my comic supply to catch up (even though I've beeen a fan since Batman TAS). & I've spent days & hours reading & even became the #2 editor on the Joker's page in about 2 months time.

Totaly redoing Batman is a huge turnoff to new collectors & old fans alike. I don't even want to be on the planet when the next inevitably sucky Batman movie comes out & people in the line start arguing about how Bruce Wayne isn't even Batman anymore, that the movies dwell in the past & slap continuity in the face, even moreso than they do now.

But on a personal note,  now that they're threatening to seperate Batman from his lifestyle & costume, I re-realize that Bruce Wayne is a totaly fake personality, a front, & Batman is Batman & the real personality, & whomever else is wearing his costume is just a guy in a costume, a cosplayer, a charlatin. & If he wants to be the new hero of Gotham, he can use his own costume & the name he already came with & show Bruce a little respect.

Oh yes, & do I even need to mention the Robin Taint? Tons of fans simply hate the concept of Robin. Anhyone who was or could be a Robin. Lots of people don;t like Nightwing, so they sure won't embrace him. & lots of people prefur Batman to work alone.

Nightwing always came off as a bit of a hard-headed klutz. I can see Bruce returning & then kicking it back to see how his former ward does. There will be a series of minor mess-ups & then a major fuck-up that he makes worse resulting clusterfuck of heroes trying to clean up the mess, unable to do what the old Batman did alone, forcing Bruce back into his costume, telling Nightwing to step aside & for everyone else to go home.

If you don;t already know who Linkara is, prepare to be entertained.

This comic is just one big WTF moment that never ends.

I found this little gem on Yahoo Answers, posing as some kind of question.

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, "Hey Batman what's for dinner?"

When watching comic book movies, I think it's best to protect yourself by telling yourself that it will suck like an Uwe Boll film or a video game based on a movie. That way you can't possibly be any more dissapointed with the disreguard for continuity, right? Wrong. These films are usualy abismal fanfics & people will always remind you that these horrible addaptions exist.

So............

Hang the bastards, hang them high.
Hoist their bodies to the sky.
It's as nice as a day can be.
Won't you come to the hanging with me?

Hang the bastards, hang them well.
Send their sorry sousl to hell.
When their neckbones snap we'll know.
When Hollywood won't improvise anymore.

Their faces will turn red,
Then purple, then blue.
We'll watch from up here
To get a good view.
And when their eyes bug out we'll know,
It's the end of them
And the end of the show!

So hang the bastards, hang them with cheer.
We'll make some hot dogs
And drink a few beers.
And when their tongues roll out we'll know,
It's the end of the show
And we all can go home!

But not till we hang the bastards, hang them here.
The most exciting thing thsese fans have seen in years.
When their bodies stop jerking we'll know,
It's the end of them, it's the end of them,
It's the end of them,
And the end of the show.

[Cowbell solo]

Even as a kid I hated kids & teens in real life. Why would I want to put up with the little bastards in comics as an adult? Little kids are f**king stupid & embarassing & teens are emo by nature; angst-angt-drama-drama-hormones galore.

Damn...what's with the title letter-count limit?

Anyway, some kid asks:

Did I already answer this? Oh well, it's less of an eyesore & I used to have a repetitive problem with these text boxes that are now very gone. Could use a touch more Firefox support.

I was thinking it was slower, but after being online today, I tink it's just Comcast.

Did I already answer this? Oh well, it's less of an eyesore & I used to have a repetitive problem with these text boxes. Could use a touch more Firefox support.

I was thinking it was slower, but after being online today, I tink it's just Comcast.