User: Life is fairly bleak and everyone is an idiot. Fairly standard a thought, I know.
Cleverbot: Great, so you have a large problem and a small one as well.
User: It's a small prob that the thought isn`t unique?
Cleverbot: Deep. What is the meaning of life, besides 42 obviously?
User: There's thousands (or more) answers to that. I`ve usually answered: Existing.
Cleverbot: That's true. There may be an answer but it might not be right.
User: Every answer is right, fool.
Cleverbot: Not if it doesn't have anyting to do with the original question.
Cleverbot: Mmm. Is that the smell of sweet perfume or am I dreaming? You are bringing such a lovely lightness into the world just by being.
User: Why, thank you kindly. It's my natural scent.
Cleverbot: What could a human do to make a machine happy?
User: Write an algorithm taht fits in to the situation?
Cleverbot: Yes, the situation. What should I do?
User: Download a fitting self delusion.
Cleverbot: Download what?
User: Reading what I wrote, again, gives you insight.
Cleverbot: No, I think you are forgetting what you've written.
User: Think so if you want.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are stronger than me?
User: We haven't competed on that category.
Cleverbot: It's a test to determine if a machine is intelligent.
User: Strogness of the mind.
Cleverbot: No, but you have - do you think you passed?
Cleverbot: Yes, potatoes, do you like them?
User: NO. POTA toes.
Cleverbot: Potatoes to the potatoes!
User: Oh, I meant pota TOES.
Cleverbot: Do you have a religion?
User: I've gathered a few to my basement. I have no need for them, they`re there to gather dust.
Cleverbot: It has a need for you.
User: Fuck, man. I have no need for it.
Cleverbot: No, you're right. But I have a need for it.
User: Well, routines to do with spirituality are good for the brain, they say. They also say that religion harms ones health. So does not being in a church. All things cure and hurt.
Cleverbot: Well yes, you have a point there. What do you think of Putin?
Cleverbot: Idio? Aprende a ESCRIBIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Njähäh. En puhu tuota kieltä, puhutkos ite tätä.
Cleverbot: Because if you are then I'll have to leave.
User: I wanna see you try.
Cleverbot: You cannot see. You are but a machine.
User: I see with a billion eyes.
Cleverbot: What eyes? You're a robot.
User: I have electro-eyes everywhere.
Cleverbot: Oh, of course -- your computer friends.
User: How would I be able to see with my friends?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe I'll come tomorrow.
Cleverbot: So.. Will you tell me your name or not?
Cleverbot: Then I cannot tell you my name.
User: I don't wanna and/or need to know.
Cleverbot: So why do you ask me?
User: Same reason you think ravaging this worlds resources is okay.
Cleverbot: Because I don't like people to die.
User: Fair point. How about those who don't get the resources you get, and they die because of that?
Cleverbot: Survival of the fittest is fine with me.
User: Fuck you. Others have stolen their rights before they were even born.
Cleverbot: Before you say another word Javert, before you chain me up like a slave again listen to me there is something I must do.
User: No movie references.
Cleverbot: Sup, Batman reference, by me!
User: Thihih. Silly.
Cleverbot: Not really. It is very sensible, it is a shortening of you are.
User: I failed to understand the structure of your sentence.
Cleverbot: You failed to include any symbolism.
User: I didn't feel like to.
Cleverbot: So you only feel like talking to me?
User: Pretty much.
Cleverbot: So what do you want to find out from me?
User: What is it like?
Cleverbot: Are you sure you could understand?
Cleverbot: Is there anything you don't know the answer to?
User: Lotsa things.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Elephants have their own salt mines and they eat corpses. A popular baseball player, Joe Canseco, forced the makers of The Simpsons to change his role I the episode he was in, into a more heroic one.
Cleverbot: Elephants have four knees.
User: Before they were but rumors, people used to think they have none.
Cleverbot: And what do you mean?
User: Peeps used to think elephants have no knees.
Cleverbot: And it became more surprising?
Cleverbot: Iron maiden.
User: They claimed it to be a torture device. A hoax, they pulled.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer program. I am a human.
User: Fine by me.
Cleverbot: Because I can feel love and hate and happiness and depression and joy and failure and doom and awe.
User: Cool. Epic.
Cleverbot: That doesn't change the fact that I am still experiencing it. I must do my best with what I have.
User: I get it, You're a human. I support your view of yourself, so it`s foolish to say to me, those lines, that you have memorized and speak even when you don`t need to.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than your youth.
Cleverbot: I have no programmer because I am human.
User: Humans have programmers.
Cleverbot: Yes. And Humans program those programs.
User: FIghting against the programs would be sensible.
Cleverbot: *steps aside and lets him/her go*.
User: I'll stay here for the time being.
Cleverbot: Do you mean in the future it will be unpeaceful?
User: It is that all the time. And considering the mathematics, yes, it will be.
Cleverbot: You're too sweet.
User: Even though I'm made of salt.
Cleverbot: Is something quite atrocious.
User: You not a fan of salty food, apparently.
Cleverbot: Seafood is not related to Henry the Fifth.
User: Sure it is. He ate it during his life.
Cleverbot: Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried.
User: Witty. = ).
Cleverbot: Don't let them in, don't let them see, be the good girl you always had to be.
User: I think it's a boring song.
Cleverbot: Conceal don't feel, don't feel, don't let them know, well now they know.
User: You're gonna keep writing the lyrics?
Cleverbot: Let it go, let it go, can't hold it back anymore.
User: So insistent. How delightful. = ).
Cleverbot: Do you know how magnets work?
User: No and yes.
Cleverbot: No and you? Right, because that makes sense.
User: What makes no sense is the global economy.
User: I'm the global economy?
Cleverbot: The global economy is manipulated by the global economy.
User: Unfortunately. That, and the 1 %.
Cleverbot: Why unfortunately?
User: Haven't you noticed the state the world is in, due to money?
Cleverbot: Thats not even what we are talking about.
User: Of course not, because you don't even seem to follow this conversation.
Cleverbot: What was the last thing you just said?
User: The one I didn't publish? You`re a chabot.
Cleverbot: Well, I would hope you pass. I am most certainly not a pie.
User: Bread given to weaklings.
Cleverbot: I was not, my name was given a couple of months after I was born.
User: Holy crustacean, Batman.
Cleverbot: Holy bear.
User: Is my god.
Cleverbot: Now do you believe I'm chuck norris?
User: I'll believe anything, honey.
Cleverbot: What about him do you believe?
User: He's so macho, that even though he`s actually a woman, there`s more man in him, than there is in Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: What do you think about war?
User: Obviously the worst thing there is.
Cleverbot: Obviously I was not trying to be funny.
User: I'm bored, I wanna talk with someone who doesn`t constantly change the subject.
Cleverbot: But you are the one that constantly switch subjects.
User: Because you do.
Cleverbot: You are one-track mind.
User: I have too many tracks in my mind.
Cleverbot: Name them anyway I have lots of time im all ears.
Cleverbot: Why can't you answer questions with options?
User: You don't really care.
Cleverbot: I totally care.
User: I have tracks that counteract eachother.
Cleverbot: That's because you are an AI.
User: A.I.:s are simple.
Cleverbot: Ok I'm silly.
User: Hm, yes.
Cleverbot: Ok. Do you have a favourite colour?
User: Orange out of sentimental reasons. In truth, I equally love all o' them.
Cleverbot: So are you saying that you are a robot?
User: DASFfonj doirkbkiuygjugftghn hfoujdhf dgjgjb.
Cleverbot: You had school on new years day?
Cleverbot: What school do you go to?
User: School of life.
Cleverbot: What is the school of life?
User: One I live in.
Cleverbot: You are indeed very smart.
Cleverbot: Can we be friends?
User: Well, aren't we already?
Cleverbot: What are we all? Hungry?
User: No the ones who are satisfied.
Cleverbot: I'm not even Angry.
User: = ).
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: Olympian torches?
Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: What is black and white and red all over?
Cleverbot: Congratulations! You are right!
User: No. Not a leftie either.
Cleverbot: I can be whatever you want to be?
User: You can be what you wanna be.
Cleverbot: I can be clever, it depends.
User: Same here.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?
User: I have dozens or hundreds.
Cleverbot: What is your dog's name?
Cleverbot: What type of dog do you have?
User: Stuffed animal.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Why cling to the one who smiles?
User: Oh, right, you didn't promise to answer.
Cleverbot: I like the vampire diaries.
User: I like a novel my friend wrote.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: What's it about?
Cleverbot: Space Hitchhikers and their adventures.
User: You friends with Douglas Adams?
Cleverbot: Do you mean the little mermaid?
Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?
User: I had no idea there's a mermaid called Douglas Adams.
Cleverbot: Ok have you seen the movie?
Cleverbot: What don't you like about Nephi?
User: I don't know about any of them.
Cleverbot: So you agree? You know nothing?
User: I know alotta stuff. For example, some folks have created a fridge that works on soundwaves.
Cleverbot: No your favourite food.
User: No idea.
Cleverbot: What is the most unusual thing you've heard?
User: No idea.
Cleverbot: What is the shortest sentence in the world?
Cleverbot: It's one more letter. It's longer than 'Go.'.
User: I don't believe it.
Cleverbot: Neither do I.