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  • Looks like this planet is next on line

    I did do the nasty in the pasty

    But existing is practically all I do

    I'm not rich but I'm comfortable"

    "Finally I'm as rich as the pope!"

    The lizards..no the parrot..no wait, the lizards, no, yes, no, yes yes yes...the parrot

    Oh my God, it's the future. My parents, my co-workers, my girlfriend, i'll never see any of them again. Yahoo!'

    Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century! We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin.'

    They're like sex, except I'm having them

    Take that one, and that one. This sentence I don’t understand, but take this one

    Space, it seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you."

  • Bite my shiny metal ass!

  • : I wasn't wearing it. I was eating it.

    So many memories, so many strange fluids gushing out of patients' bodies

    Surrender your mysteries to Zoidberg

  • doh!!

  • ha ha ha ha

  • excellent

  • he he he he he

  • bart: is semor last name butts there

    moe: let me check

    moe:is ther a semorebutts her semorebutts

  • Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

  • I believe… whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you…stranger

  • oh crap!!!

  • eat my shorts

  • hi everbody

  • i am your father

  • its a trap

  • STUPID, STUPID RAT-CREATURES

  • you know what a cautious fellow i am

  • im ready im ready

  • im alive im alive (hulk jumps on deadpool) ow

  • hulk smash

  • its colbering time