Jezer

I just want to confirm that you're actually not Raj.

Do you have any short and tall nerdy white friends?

Generally, when they're stated on this forum.

This is genuinely one of the funniest things I've seen in a while, soiled by the poor condition of the injured fighter.

Nonetheless, I've been telling my Pokemon Go friends that I want to start carrying around pokeballs and throwing it at people playing I see this game... I can show them this as an example lol

@thecapeddetective said:

K. With a Bruce Wayne smirk.

Raj from the Big Bang Theory? You've graced this forum with your presence?

^ This. Jon Jones has lost how many fights? Barely any? But, how many times has he lost his belt/fight to drugs? Several lol

Its almost like the temptation to resist doping is apparently the hardest fight a UFC fighter goes through, since the greatest are always losing.

You should play Mariokart and Super Smash Bros(the old version, for maximum retro), and you should play drinking games associated with them. Lose a life, you drink. Can't drink and drive. Etc.

This picture will self-destruct in a couple hours, please don't quote

Not sure why the Secret Service was staring me down...

^Literally came in to post this

But, I guess it depends whether you're giving constructive criticism or just being vindictive.

"Its not me its you..... your eyes are too far apart and nose is slightly crooked. How could I possibly mix you into my gene pool?"

Versus

"Its not me its you.... you have commitment issues. Once you fix that, I think you'll find true happiness."

Lol

When I had such little obligations or cares that my mind didn't even bother to form memories lol. Blissfull ignorance and all.

I don't think the first video will ever not be funny.

Like, if I looked at it in 20 years, I think I would still laugh my ass off.