What the bloody heck?

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#1 Posted by Jake Fury (21931 posts) - - Show Bio

When he asked Rudy how long he had pretended to be Lois, the Parasite related his story to the Man of Steel. In his final moments he tells Superman that he still needed to have contact with Lois once every twenty-four hours to maintain his charade, confirming that she is still alive. He also told him that Lois loves him more deeply than he could ever know. The Parasite died before he could tell Superman where Lois was imprisoned. Lois was soon found alive by Superman and Batman inside a cave the Parasite had used as a hideout.

 
Lex Luthor, with whom it is implied the Parasite had engaged in amorous, "extramarital" activity while in Lois' form, was infuriated when he learned of the Parasite's schemes. As such, Luthor went to great efforts to obtain the Parasite's remains.

 

I feel a little sick after reading this.


   

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#2 Posted by Kyuubifreak (97 posts) - - Show Bio

it mean he and superman did the deed? lol
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#3 Posted by ms__omega (5011 posts) - - Show Bio
@Kyuubifreak:
Ewwww
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#4 Posted by Sinestro2828 (1676 posts) - - Show Bio
@Kyuubifreak:   I think it means Parasite and Lex Luthor did the deed since while he was posing as Lois I think Parasite gave Superman the cold shoulder to make him think Lois was falling out of love with him...But yeah, Lex and Parasite? YUCK XD
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#5 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23390 posts) - - Show Bio

That is not right. So very not right.

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#6 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29887 posts) - - Show Bio

LMAO

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#7 Posted by ComicMan24 (147620 posts) - - Show Bio

I guess Parasite could tell us who is the real Man of Steel.

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#8 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (19149 posts) - - Show Bio
@ComicMan24 said:
" I guess Parasite could tell us who is the real Man of Steel. "
@InnerVenom123 said:
" LMAO "
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#9 Posted by TheDrifter (24811 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh my god....

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#10 Posted by cloverfield (604 posts) - - Show Bio

lol
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#11 Posted by ~The Wanderer~ (34199 posts) - - Show Bio

Wait..wtf?  When did that happen?

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#12 Posted by Leliel (1474 posts) - - Show Bio
@FadeToBlackBolt:  What be worse if the parasite had gotten pregnant while in this form
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#13 Posted by vortex1212 (44 posts) - - Show Bio

It's official, DC Comics creates some of the most messed up story arcs. I mean, you have one of Superman's, obviously male, enemies pose as the love of Superman's life, have sex with him, cheat on him with Lex Luthor of all people, and then fess up on his deathbed. That is so many different kinds of nasty.

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