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In the swamps of Louisiana, there's not a whole lot to do for entertainment. Fighting and sex are usually the most popular, and there was always someone to make sure they were available. LaChance was an organizer of fights, and his favorite fighter was Jody.
The crazier the fights, the better everyone liked it. LaChance built a fighting pit, and men came from far and wide to bet on the outcome, especially when Jody was fighting. The last of Jody's fights that LaChance organized was with a large mountian gorilla, straight from the zoo.
He took bets, convinced that Jody would finally lose, but he was, in fact, proven wrong. Jody handily defeated and killed the gorilla, and took his revenge on LaChance by jamming a baseball bat up his rectum.