Today, Jen has to deal with an unfaithful neighbor putting the moves on her. Tonight, Jennifer Blood faces ruthless criminals. Jen never seems to get fazed by any of this, but what happens to her when she faces ....her past?
Housewife by day, assassin by night Jennifer must bide her time before her next mission and endure the horror that is... a neighborhood block party.
At the housewarming party for Jen's new across the street neighbors Jack and Laura, Jack, as Jennifer predicted would happen when she first met him, tries to lure her into having sex with him in the bathroom during the party. Jennifer will have none of that, but Jack's got her in a bit of a corner. Jen is well aware of a multitude of lethal options to extricate herself from the situation, but not much in the way of options that won't blow her cover. So she resorts to the degrading option: shrieking like a little girl and pretending she'd seen a mouse.
That night, Jennifer goes off on another mission and dispatches another of her uncles.
On her way home, she is seen by Jack from across the street, entering her house in her "Jennifer Blood" getup.
The issue wraps up with her remaining uncles' lawyer putting out a call to hire a group called "The Ninjettes" to handle the Jennifer Blood problem.
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