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    Hit-Monkey

    Character » Hit-Monkey appears in 77 issues.

    A simian hit-man, seeking to avenge the deaths of his tribe members using skills he learned from the world's greatest assassin. He has a movie based on him in-universe. He also likes to shoot Deadpool. Sweet foot-shooting action!

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    Korg

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    #1  Edited By Korg

    Got it free with my purchase today (it's selling that well!). It's not even ironically funny. It's just plain awful.

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    #2  Edited By Crymsun

    I think I will be avoiding this...    
     
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    #3  Edited By Decept-O

     Hhhmm...G-Man, you didn't go all ape-sh!t for this comic.
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    #4  Edited By InnerVenom123

    To think that this was made from a demotivational poster! XD
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    #5  Edited By daveydavey

    If this book has a Hot Spring in it ,Im buying it.
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    #6  Edited By FoxxFireArt

    A one shot doesn't feel right for this. Just as a concept of introducing a new character. You'd think it would have a two or three issues. First give the origin and then establish what the character does. Just basically doing the origin is like throwing a rock in the air and making us wait to see where it will land with no real promise as to when. Eventually, we get bored and stop waiting.
     
    The suit makes me think of Agent 47 from the Hitman games.

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    #7  Edited By danhimself

    I don't know why but for some reason the book entertained me....I thought it was funny

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    #8  Edited By bingbangboom

    Read the spoilers here basically and nothing really special happens it seems. I was hoping maybe the guy would turn into a monkey or something, but nope. I do like the concept but not sure how far it can go considering it is just a monkey that saw someone fight. The only other thing I could think of is if it has powers similar to Taskmaster or Echo... just so happens to be a Monkey.

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    #9  Edited By Abjekt

    Picked it up on a whim this week and read it last night... I see absolutely no point in this comic, especially as a one shot. There's no comedy in there, there's no plot., it's pointless. I finished and went "oh".

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    #10  Edited By Archetype

    Eh the fact that he is kind of like Master Splinter makes his character a little better but the fact remains he is not Master Splinter.I'd actually prefer that this character never speak and to be used as often as Howard the duck.

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    #11  Edited By StaticJames

    Wannabe Gongorilla.
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    #12  Edited By ClockworkDrago

    yeah i gave up Cinderella for that  crap, worst purchase ever

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    gave it a shot, couldnt really care what was going on.
    I was actually more impressed by Galacta :Daughter Of Galactus

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    @CATMANEXE: Galacta is in this?
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    no. she just had her second Digital. art and story were the better to this in my opinion.
    this juts had a couple of monkeys and a hitman in it. the story structure was there, just no
    story itself.
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    #16  Edited By Power NeXus

    Did you really say 'monkeying around'? That and 'going bananas' are the most incredibly cliche primate-related jokes in the world.

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    #17  Edited By Illyana Rasputin

    This looks very funny. Distrusting monkey's glare of disdain is priceless. It is a shame we do not see Hit-Monkey in his suit. Hopefully we will learn more about this elusive and enigmatic primate.

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    #18  Edited By Suigetsu

    thats daniel way for you... he is meh..

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    #19  Edited By CrimsonComedian

    Simian 47. Maybe that'll be the title of an up-coming on-going.

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