Avatar image for icarusflies77
#1 Posted by Icarusflies (13011 posts) - - Show Bio

The ballots have been cast...the broadcasts have been given...and the new president of the United States of America is...

No Caption Provided

Orpheus Ziev!

with 55.6% of the vote

.

With the new Vice President...

Atticus Blair!

with 44.4% of the vote

Congratulations to both candidates! Speeches will be given soon. Thanks to everyone who voted!

(( ))

Moderator
Avatar image for masterofchaos
#2 Posted by MasterofChaos (1150 posts) - - Show Bio

 
Congratulations.
 
Now, Mister president. If I don't see policies that make me happy, or receive some sort of spoils system reward for this, you will become gone, and then we'll see if VP can do any better.
 
 
You two are awesome.
Avatar image for surkit
#3 Posted by Surkit (12247 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice! I voted for Ziev

Avatar image for canine
#4 Posted by Canine (3846 posts) - - Show Bio

YES! I've voted for someone who finally won!

Suck it Stephen Harper!

Avatar image for the_red_menace
#5 Posted by The Red Menace (217 posts) - - Show Bio

And then the black hand killed them both.

Avatar image for _hawk_
#6 Posted by _Hawk_ (2108 posts) - - Show Bio

Avatar image for fiery
#7 Posted by Fiery (145 posts) - - Show Bio

Congratulations! :)

Avatar image for masterofchaos
#8 Posted by MasterofChaos (1150 posts) - - Show Bio

Almost forgot the theme song.
 
  

Avatar image for the_red_menace
#9 Posted by The Red Menace (217 posts) - - Show Bio

Also because a villain is president, this is a perfect time for tombstone to jump ship and defect to Canada, along with the Astartes telling America to screw itself and shifting it's support to Canada.

Avatar image for mercy_
#10 Posted by Mercy_ (94571 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Hawk_ said:

O_O

Moderator
Avatar image for _longshot_
#11 Posted by .Longshot. (5303 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Red Menace said:

Also because a villain is president, this is a perfect time for tombstone to jump ship and defect to Canada, along with the Astartes telling America to screw itself and shifting it's support to Canada.

Congratulations?

Avatar image for _hawk_
#12 Posted by _Hawk_ (2108 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mercy_: I warned them.

Avatar image for mercy_
#13 Posted by Mercy_ (94571 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Hawk_: have fun with that :)

Moderator
Avatar image for rumble_man
#14 Posted by Rumble Man (11197 posts) - - Show Bio

Woohoo, now there is no absolute reason to bomb the white house

Avatar image for legacy_
#15 Posted by Legacy_ (11230 posts) - - Show Bio

@Icarusflies : So the Zeraz family has ties to the president :D

I voted Ziev!

Avatar image for edwardwindsor
#16 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14564 posts) - - Show Bio

Congrats guys, was truly something different. Now to see how you do the jobs in the big house.

Avatar image for the_ice_hunter
#17 Posted by The_Ice_Hunter (169 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rumble Man said:

Woohoo, now there is no absolute reason to bomb the white house

Except the man in the white house is evil. So there *is* every reason to bomb the white house.

Avatar image for rumble_man
#18 Edited by Rumble Man (11197 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Ice_Hunter: Every head of state has/ought to have their own list of atrocities, let the man have his fun

Avatar image for the_ice_hunter
#19 Posted by The_Ice_Hunter (169 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rumble Man said:

@The_Ice_Hunter: Every head of state has/ought to have their own list of atrocities, let the man have his fun

Can we bomb them after they get sworn in on January then? Because even after you get elected, you don't actually get inaugurated until January.

@.Longshot. said:

@The Red Menace said:

Also because a villain is president, this is a perfect time for tombstone to jump ship and defect to Canada, along with the Astartes telling America to screw itself and shifting it's support to Canada.

Congratulations?

Avatar image for rumble_man
#20 Posted by Rumble Man (11197 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Ice_Hunter: Just wait at least till the economic reform

Avatar image for the_ice_hunter
#21 Posted by The_Ice_Hunter (169 posts) - - Show Bio

@Rumble Man said:

@The_Ice_Hunter: Just wait at least till the economic reform

Which given that Ziev is a villain, will likely involve the return of slavery. :P

Avatar image for rumble_man
#22 Posted by Rumble Man (11197 posts) - - Show Bio

@The_Ice_Hunter: But classic heroes are reactive not preventive, plus nothing gets in the fun of a undoing big damages set forth by a vulture administration.

Avatar image for _sojourn_
#23 Posted by _Sojourn_ (19708 posts) - - Show Bio

Congratulations to my opponent. I so look forward to working with him and his party to ensure a brighter future.

Avatar image for edwardwindsor
#24 Edited by EdwardWindsor (14564 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Sojourn_: well hello mr vice president, does this mean when i by thewhitehouse you get my tea? lol

Avatar image for the_red_menace
#25 Edited by The Red Menace (217 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Sojourn_ said:

Congratulations to my opponent. I so look forward to working with him and his party to ensure a brighter future.

Until Ziev gets shot in the head/cut apart/stabbed/devoured/incinerated/wiped out of existence, don't look at me like that, it's not a question of if, it's a question of when.

Avatar image for cainpanell
#26 Posted by CainPanell (23760 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Red Menace said:

@_Sojourn_ said:

Congratulations to my opponent. I so look forward to working with him and his party to ensure a brighter future.

Until Ziev gets shot in the head/cut apart/stabbed/devoured/incinerated/wiped out of existence, don't look at me like that, it's not a question of if, it's a question of when.

You know, For an evil organization, The Black Hand sure is heroic!

WOW! I Love the Black Hand! They are the best people ever, protecting the american people's best interests!

Avatar image for izaiah
#27 Posted by Izaiah (6278 posts) - - Show Bio
@Icarusflies
I voted Ziev, congrats! :D
I will be adding you to a PM shortly.
Avatar image for kiddevil
#28 Posted by Kiddevil (7509 posts) - - Show Bio

You know enslaving people again would provide unique stories and I want a president assassinated.

Avatar image for _sojourn_
#29 Posted by _Sojourn_ (19708 posts) - - Show Bio

Damn did anyone vote for me? Lol.

Avatar image for agent_california
#30 Posted by Agent_California (763 posts) - - Show Bio

@shadowknight666 said:

@The Red Menace said:

@_Sojourn_ said:

Congratulations to my opponent. I so look forward to working with him and his party to ensure a brighter future.

Until Ziev gets shot in the head/cut apart/stabbed/devoured/incinerated/wiped out of existence, don't look at me like that, it's not a question of if, it's a question of when.

You know, For an evil organization, The Black Hand sure is heroic!

WOW! I Love the Black Hand! They are the best people ever, protecting the american people's best interests!

The Hand invented Black Jellybeans and the eight hot dog to ten bun ratio. :P

Avatar image for cainpanell
#31 Posted by CainPanell (23760 posts) - - Show Bio

@Agent_California said:

@shadowknight666 said:

@The Red Menace said:

@_Sojourn_ said:

Congratulations to my opponent. I so look forward to working with him and his party to ensure a brighter future.

Until Ziev gets shot in the head/cut apart/stabbed/devoured/incinerated/wiped out of existence, don't look at me like that, it's not a question of if, it's a question of when.

You know, For an evil organization, The Black Hand sure is heroic!

WOW! I Love the Black Hand! They are the best people ever, protecting the american people's best interests!

The Hand invented Black Jellybeans and the eight hot dog to ten bun ratio. :P

I Love Black Jelly Beans! And I Could never eat that many hot dogs anyway! I Usually just eat the buns

Avatar image for edwardwindsor
#32 Edited by EdwardWindsor (14564 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Sojourn_: just under half of us did man.

...But i didnt lol

Avatar image for the_roman
#33 Posted by The_Roman (3437 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Sojourn_ said:

Damn did anyone vote for me? Lol.

No.

Avatar image for the_mercenary
#34 Posted by The_Mercenary (2094 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Sojourn_: It was the creepy messiah angle that threw 'em off, I'd say ;)

Avatar image for lucrecia
#35 Posted by Lucrecia (596 posts) - - Show Bio
@The_Mercenary said:

@_Sojourn_: It was the creepy messiah angle that threw 'em off, I'd say ;)

Pssh! Yeah! I'll do a study of how many times I read "We need heroes," "We need true heroes," and "This place is crawling with villains!" over the past few months, and who the people were, how many villain alts they have, and a bunch o' stuff! And it'll be all scientific and stuff!
Avatar image for i_said_kneel_btch
#36 Posted by I_Said_Kneel_Btch (5 posts) - - Show Bio

@Agent_California said:

@shadowknight666 said:

@The Red Menace said:

@_Sojourn_ said:

Congratulations to my opponent. I so look forward to working with him and his party to ensure a brighter future.

Until Ziev gets shot in the head/cut apart/stabbed/devoured/incinerated/wiped out of existence, don't look at me like that, it's not a question of if, it's a question of when.

You know, For an evil organization, The Black Hand sure is heroic!

WOW! I Love the Black Hand! They are the best people ever, protecting the american people's best interests!

The Hand invented Black Jellybeans and the eight hot dog to ten bun ratio. :P

That is incorrect.

Avatar image for the_mercenary
#37 Posted by The_Mercenary (2094 posts) - - Show Bio

@Saukerl said:

@The_Mercenary said:

@_Sojourn_: It was the creepy messiah angle that threw 'em off, I'd say ;)

Pssh! Yeah! I'll do a study of how many times I read "We need heroes," "We need true heroes," and "This place is crawling with villains!" over the past few months, and who the people were, how many villain alts they have, and a bunch o' stuff! And it'll be all scientific and stuff!

The concept of what you just said eludes me :(

Avatar image for cainpanell
#38 Edited by CainPanell (23760 posts) - - Show Bio

@Saukerl said:

@The_Mercenary said:

@_Sojourn_: It was the creepy messiah angle that threw 'em off, I'd say ;)

Pssh! Yeah! I'll do a study of how many times I read "We need heroes," "We need true heroes," and "This place is crawling with villains!" over the past few months, and who the people were, how many villain alts they have, and a bunch o' stuff! And it'll be all scientific and stuff!

Actually I'm going to be honest, Sojourn seemed like the villain to me, He basically pranced around like he was Jesus Christ and seemed like an actual fascist. All IC of course, She's cool OOC

Avatar image for edwardwindsor
#39 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14564 posts) - - Show Bio

@Saukerl: neither where really true blue in this case. I just voted based on the charaectr who seemed less mental

Avatar image for icarusflies77
#40 Posted by Icarusflies (13011 posts) - - Show Bio

@EdwardWindsor said:

@Saukerl: neither where really true blue in this case. I just voted based on the charaectr who seemed less mental

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >coughs and composes herself< Excuse me, ignore that maniacal outburst. Premonition is SO mentally healthy and prepared to lead the US well.

@shadowknight666 said:

@Saukerl said:

@The_Mercenary said:

@_Sojourn_: It was the creepy messiah angle that threw 'em off, I'd say ;)

Pssh! Yeah! I'll do a study of how many times I read "We need heroes," "We need true heroes," and "This place is crawling with villains!" over the past few months, and who the people were, how many villain alts they have, and a bunch o' stuff! And it'll be all scientific and stuff!

Actually I'm going to be honest, Sojourn seemed like the villain to me, He basically pranced around like he was Jesus Christ and seemed like an actual fascist. All IC of course, She's cool OOC

Message me, I have to tell you something that I think you'll find entertaining.

@The_Mercenary said:

@Saukerl said:

@The_Mercenary said:

@_Sojourn_: It was the creepy messiah angle that threw 'em off, I'd say ;)

Pssh! Yeah! I'll do a study of how many times I read "We need heroes," "We need true heroes," and "This place is crawling with villains!" over the past few months, and who the people were, how many villain alts they have, and a bunch o' stuff! And it'll be all scientific and stuff!

The concept of what you just said eludes me :(

Yeah, I'm a bit confused too. O_o

@The_Mercenary said:

@_Sojourn_: It was the creepy messiah angle that threw 'em off, I'd say ;)

So one had the creepy messiah angle, and the other had the creepy messiah angel. ;)

@The_Ice_Hunter said:

@Rumble Man said:

@The_Ice_Hunter: Just wait at least till the economic reform

Which given that Ziev is a villain, will likely involve the return of slavery. :P

Best thing I've read all day. >_>

<_<

I wouldn't put it past him, he'd be pretty happy to go all Nero on everyone.

Moderator
Avatar image for edwardwindsor
#41 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14564 posts) - - Show Bio

@Icarusflies: you havent made a messiah comment yet lol, that never boads well

Avatar image for icarusflies77
#42 Posted by Icarusflies (13011 posts) - - Show Bio

@EdwardWindsor said:

@Icarusflies: you havent made a messiah comment yet lol, that never boads well

-_-

Did ANYONE read this?

Moderator
Avatar image for masterofchaos
#43 Posted by MasterofChaos (1150 posts) - - Show Bio
@shadowknight666 said:

@Saukerl said:

@The_Mercenary said:

@_Sojourn_: It was the creepy messiah angle that threw 'em off, I'd say ;)

Pssh! Yeah! I'll do a study of how many times I read "We need heroes," "We need true heroes," and "This place is crawling with villains!" over the past few months, and who the people were, how many villain alts they have, and a bunch o' stuff! And it'll be all scientific and stuff!

Actually I'm going to be honest, Sojourn seemed like the villain to me, He basically pranced around like he was Jesus Christ and seemed like an actual fascist. All IC of course, She's cool OOC

Let this be a lesson to us all. If you ever want to get anywhere in life, whether your intentions are good or bad, lie.
Avatar image for shanana
#44 Posted by Shanana (59064 posts) - - Show Bio

My president is REd....

Avatar image for count_bleck
#45 Posted by Count Bleck (775 posts) - - Show Bio
@MasterofChaos said:
@shadowknight666 said:

@Saukerl said:

@The_Mercenary said:

@_Sojourn_: It was the creepy messiah angle that threw 'em off, I'd say ;)

Pssh! Yeah! I'll do a study of how many times I read "We need heroes," "We need true heroes," and "This place is crawling with villains!" over the past few months, and who the people were, how many villain alts they have, and a bunch o' stuff! And it'll be all scientific and stuff!

Actually I'm going to be honest, Sojourn seemed like the villain to me, He basically pranced around like he was Jesus Christ and seemed like an actual fascist. All IC of course, She's cool OOC

Let this be a lesson to us all. If you ever want to get anywhere in life, whether your intentions are good or bad, lie.
Either that or kill everyone who opposes you.  
Avatar image for cellphonegirl
#46 Posted by CellphoneGirl (19110 posts) - - Show Bio

If you ever need anyone to seductively sing you a happy birthday song CPG won't object :P

Avatar image for edwardwindsor
#47 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14564 posts) - - Show Bio
@xxCellPhoneGirlxx Lol nutter
Avatar image for thepuzzler
#48 Posted by ThePuzzler (7619 posts) - - Show Bio

I voted for Blair XD