((Okay, finally here!))
An oversized red wagon and a conspicuous young man looked up from their evening stroll at the large building, whose sign read "Chase Public Library."
Any onlookers would be thoroughly and heartily distressed at the sight of almost every weapon, firearm, and occasional sex toy piled up high on the strained wagon. If wagons had nervous systems, joints, and skeletons, it would be in the middle of an excruciating hernia, and would have had several visits to the chiropractor for treatment of its crippling arthritis and back problems, all the while its wagon spawn would starve and shiver without any money left over for meals.
But this was something of a common occurrence in and around the Chase Public Library, according to the mysterious email the conspicuous young man had received last week, giving him a set of instructions for immediate, prepaid departure to Chicago for a long night of hot, vigilante action. That humorous comparison alone was practically dripping with sexuality compared to the actual amount of "hot action" the young man had received in his trek to the library. A combination of bad weather, holiday delays, traffic, and a thoroughly bizarre incident involving clashing groups of fundamentalist Christian, Scientologist, and Pastafarian street protesters, had resulted in Conrad arriving several hours late to the scheduled place of meeting.
Yet there was one difference between him and the rest: a small radio atop the pile of ridiculously contraband and non-contraband ridiculous items held in his red wagon, playing a rare uncensored version of "Die Muthafucka die," which was now on its umpteenth repeated lyric of the same words.
The man was Conrad Lobo.
(And this is his disembodied narrator! Coming along for the ride!)
Conrad halted in his tracks.
It was a voice that–if a dozen times less Yankee Northeastern and a dozen times more intimidating– could be said to be not unlike god.
"Oh yeah, you're here to." he said, recalling the narrator's abrupt departure from his friend's cranium to his own. "Are you uh... gonna do they whole... you know... 'Imagine him how you-' "
(Conrad is a young man in his early 20s. He is never seen without his heavy winter jacket, worn without regard to the season or temperature, and open only at the front, as well as his black and aquamarine leather gloves.
Imagine him you will.)
Letting out a satisfied "hmm," Conrad entered the library.
((I'll be sure to post the rest of Conrad's odyssey at the receptionist desk later!))
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