Ask von Lichter Anything

Inspired by Ask Wheatley Anything, ask the Delver of Secrets whatever you may please. I'll respond in-character to the question.

Feed me! Dance with me! I request thee to give me meat~!

Address?

*scrambles Equalizers*

"Who gave ya the biggest run for your money?"

(Most brutal fight RP?, cVnU Cannon)

Inside of my ooown uterus~ is where I am? Maybe? You'll have to come and see! ME! We'll play hide and seek and peek a boo inside of my body, OH IT SHALL BE WONDROUS.

I lost an arm once fighting the Blue Order, but that was more my fault than theirs. They later did me the "favor" of regrowing it with no ill effects. I kept my old arm pickled in a jar, but then an experiment resulted in its destruction.

In Venezuela, I found myself dragging a foe into the vacuum of space. I had a second escapade in the outer atmosphere when I joined the strike team made to rescue our President, encountering a mind-parasite of sorts which I was forced to expel from our commander-in-chief's body. Yet this pales in comparison to the Icelandic War.

My personal highlight of said battle was my struggle against Ziccarra Liafador on the waters of Iceland. It was by fortune I bested her, and fortune alone; she nearly took off my head. But now I have a sample of her blood, and next time we meet, I'll finish her for good. More specifically, the entire country gave me quite the headache; I fought both their general and even an eldritch horror, repelling one with pseudoscience and the other with a quick stab in the back of the neck. I did get a hole in my leg for my trouble, though. That was my most arduous task to date for sure.

*bombs from orbit*

Who are you? Why am I here? LET ME GO!

How did you get in my room?!?

This is my room! Get out you creep! *Throwing things*

@lichter: Are you a Hamilton fan?

How long have we been sharing a room?!?

Hamilton is a punk bitch. I heard he doesn't even have a six pack.

@lichter: You monster.

Get out.

And here I thought you loved me.

This is not a question.

@kor said:

This, too, is not a question.

What is your favorite soft drink?

Cane Cola.

HERESY!

This is not a question!

Have you seen Alexander? The real one.

That's classified.

Thank you for saving my life that one time.

*Heavy breathing*

*silence*

No.

Why?

Why the name Lichter?

It's the family name. I didn't choose it.

@lichter: Why did you drop learning archery?

The bow is an outdated weapon. Inefficient and ineffective.

@lichter:

Kimi: Can I have one of your masks?

You can buy one.

@lichter:

Kimi: ...But can I have one of yours?

$50.

@lichter:

Kimi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Takes out Fourteen's wallet and shakily hands him the money

*jetpacks away*

@lichter:

Kimi:

Knows something he doesn't knowwww

So what's it like to wear a mask so often? Can you breathe under it?

More comfortably than most. The air is cleaner than any other. The act of wearing it becomes natural.

You keep my daughter safe! *Thumbs up!* OOUYA!

@lichter: How do you deal with haters?

@lichter: Why are you wearing purple? are you one of those guy loving guy pink0'S

@lichter: Is the U.S. still gonna take Gothic City back?