1-800-MAD-MERC

Landlord being a cow with the rent? Resident being a cheapskate and NOT paying rent!?

Does your neighbor have a better life than yours?

WELL GET THEM KILLED!

Just pick up the phone, dial 1-800-MAD-MERC and I, Creed the regenerating gun for hire will kill that said someone for you! With a price of course. This is a starting business you see, and I don't have an office set up yet, so just gimme a ring! Name the target, specifics of death, location and I will whip a price right in your face!

I do alllll sorts of lovely services:

• Assassinations!
• Merc jobs (Laaaadies)
• Birthday parties! (Only if you want the kids dead, soooo much confusion..)
• Old fashioned goon beat ups!
• Kidnapping!
• Terrorism!
• Hero related jobs!
• AND SO MUCH MORE!

So gimme a ring viners! Don't be shy, get that dude killed today!

Can't do the deadly deed? Why don't you call up Creed? He's nutty, packing explosive putty! Your enemies no more, when Creed knocks down their door! There will be a bloody scene, just as long as you got the green! Your guilt is freed, when you hire Creed.

LOL Awesome!

Need a business partner?

Ahaha! Sweet!

You're working your ass off these days son. The blog posts etc. I gotta commend you for all of it :)

@Tranquil: I am needing somebody with resources, but for now I am doing ground work solo till I grab some cash.

@Impero: Thank you so very much ^_^

You should have a van with a gigantic revolving Creed head on top of it! I can see the scared faces of targets already!

@_Creed_: I was thinking more of a secretary, and setting up an office of sorts to keep things organized.

@Tranquil: I wanna start small, have a phone line, play fair. When I have enough dough though, I will defs have Creed get Milo to get him an office! :D

@_Creed_: Sounds good.

This is spiffy

Sooooo...Who's going to write your commercial jingle? lol.

@Kamikaze_: Can't do the deadly deed? Why don't you call up Creed? He's nutty, packing explosive putty! Your enemies no more, when Creed knocks down their door! There will be a bloody scene, just as long as you got the green! Your guilt is freed, when you hire Creed.

@_Creed_: I don't use GIFs that often, but when I do... It's for this

@Kamikaze_:

I shall pay you handsomely to murder Evander Slade and sow death and chaos within the ranks of his defense agency!

@Warsman: I don't kill my semi work partners, and I wouldn't accept a contract from you tin man! Your like, literally the only exception I would make when it comes to turning down a fat paycheck!

@_Creed_:

Then you have failed me for the first and last time!

@Warsman: Used that one already goof ball XP

@_Creed_:

Warsman cares not for your discovery of his limited scans!

@Warsman:

@_Creed_:

You DARE defile my armor?!

@Warsman: Yeeeeah don't put that mask on...Unless you like the smell of fermented pee!

@_Creed_:

I have more, you simpleton.

I called and got a rail tone lol

How am I going to eat if people don't want OTHER people DEAD...

Hurm....

@_Creed_ said:

How am I going to eat if people don't want OTHER people DEAD...

You could just hire yourself to kill random people, and collect their wallets as payment?

@Kamikaze_: Hah! Then I would just be a thug!

@_Creed_: How's it different?

@Kamikaze_: Well for starters, a hit pays off, a wallet buys dinner for a week :P

@_Creed_: You smart bastard...

well maybe you could take the keys to their apartment/home and pawn all their stuff?

@Kamikaze_: Soooo glad everyone just has an armory with substantial ammo and weapondry in their house that I squat in so I can keep killing! :D

@_Creed_: Exactly!

@_Creed_: Get to work!

This kid reminds me of me XD

I feel so honored x)

Keep it up! x)

@_Creed_: i may have work for you in the near future

*cuts his phoneline*

@ScornXY

I'll get to this when im not on my smart phone XD Such a hassle switching between character)

:O Alt connection made. LOL

Bump

@_creed_: Me Vs you! :P

@xenon_: Hire me then! I don't go pounding cat men for free you know....Wait...

@_creed_: >_>

@xenon_: Pick a thread? :P

@_creed_:

(Nice, bro)

(Shadow would hire you to kill anyone (If he wanted someone killed, he would do it himself) and Sheng would want anyone killed.)

(But I'm rooting for your business success)

d^_^b