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Posted by RBT (11332 posts) 3 years, 7 months ago

Poll: You would rather have(for dudes)- (36 votes)

Stephen Hawking's brain 33%
Christian Bale's body and looks 14%
Scarlett Johansson 53%

If you're given choices of having any of the three, which would you choose?

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#1 Posted by DeathSamurai (587 posts) - - Show Bio

Last choice no contest.

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#2 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17180 posts) - - Show Bio

I saw her nudes. Good stuff.

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#3 Posted by Juiceboks (20043 posts) - - Show Bio

I saw her nudes. Good stuff.

Who? What? When? Where? And how can I partake?

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#4 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17180 posts) - - Show Bio

@glitch_spawn said:

I saw her nudes. Good stuff.

Who? What? When? Where? And how can I partake?

Just look it up dude. I'm not going to post it.

Even though every hetero male wishes I could.

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#5 Posted by Veshark (9458 posts) - - Show Bio

ScarJo yo!

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#6 Edited by Juiceboks (20043 posts) - - Show Bio

@juiceboks said:

@glitch_spawn said:

I saw her nudes. Good stuff.

Who? What? When? Where? And how can I partake?

Just look it up dude. I'm not going to post it.

Even though every hetero male wishes I could.

Lol I was just playin I saw them already and they are quite nice. Really sucks for her image gotta say though.

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#7 Edited by Glitch_Spawn (17180 posts) - - Show Bio

@glitch_spawn said:

@juiceboks said:

@glitch_spawn said:

I saw her nudes. Good stuff.

Who? What? When? Where? And how can I partake?

Just look it up dude. I'm not going to post it.

Even though every hetero male wishes I could.

Lol I was just playin I saw them already and they are quite nice. Really sucks for her image gotta say though.

Yeah I think the guy who hacked her cell phone files ended up doing some time.

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#8 Posted by TotalBalance (749 posts) - - Show Bio

Going for a Brain the level of Stephen Hawking, I already have a more muscular body than Bale, and since I am gay the Scarlett Johansson option is kind of just a "meh, not interested" sort of thing.

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#9 Posted by Juiceboks (20043 posts) - - Show Bio

@juiceboks said:

@glitch_spawn said:

@juiceboks said:

@glitch_spawn said:

I saw her nudes. Good stuff.

Who? What? When? Where? And how can I partake?

Just look it up dude. I'm not going to post it.

Even though every hetero male wishes I could.

Lol I was just playin I saw them already and they are quite nice. Really sucks for her image gotta say though.

Yeah I think the guy who hacked her cell phone files ended up doing some time.

Good to know. Hopefully for her sake this just blows by like the Nicki Minaj thing.

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#10 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17180 posts) - - Show Bio

@glitch_spawn said:

@juiceboks said:

@glitch_spawn said:

@juiceboks said:

@glitch_spawn said:

I saw her nudes. Good stuff.

Who? What? When? Where? And how can I partake?

Just look it up dude. I'm not going to post it.

Even though every hetero male wishes I could.

Lol I was just playin I saw them already and they are quite nice. Really sucks for her image gotta say though.

Yeah I think the guy who hacked her cell phone files ended up doing some time.

Good to know. Hopefully for her sake this just blows by like the Nicki Minaj thing.

I'm nineteen years old and for some reason I have no idea who that is.

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#11 Posted by Juiceboks (20043 posts) - - Show Bio

@juiceboks said:

@glitch_spawn said:

@juiceboks said:

@glitch_spawn said:

@juiceboks said:

@glitch_spawn said:

I saw her nudes. Good stuff.

Who? What? When? Where? And how can I partake?

Just look it up dude. I'm not going to post it.

Even though every hetero male wishes I could.

Lol I was just playin I saw them already and they are quite nice. Really sucks for her image gotta say though.

Yeah I think the guy who hacked her cell phone files ended up doing some time.

Good to know. Hopefully for her sake this just blows by like the Nicki Minaj thing.

I'm nineteen years old and for some reason I have no idea who that is.

..I think it's best to keep it that way.

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#12 Posted by The Stegman (36570 posts) - - Show Bio

C.

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#13 Posted by SoA (6241 posts) - - Show Bio

i went with body n looks, i wouldn't know what to do with stephen's brain and scarlett thought pretty , is a little thin for my tastes

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#14 Posted by Wolverine008 (50927 posts) - - Show Bio

Scarlett Johanson. I am already extremely intelligent, and have the looks and body of Christian Bale. *flicks hair*

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#15 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17180 posts) - - Show Bio

Scarlett Johanson. I am already extremely intelligent, and have the looks and body of Christian Bale. *flicks hair*

You are a got'dang liar.

We shall fight to the bitter death right now!

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#16 Edited by Wolverine008 (50927 posts) - - Show Bio
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#17 Posted by SOG7dc (11368 posts) - - Show Bio

I have very little respect for Stephen hawking and I can workout on my own so I chose scarlett

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#18 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17180 posts) - - Show Bio

@glitch_spawn: I'm just too awesome, come at me bro!

I'll bi&ch slap you bro you don't even know.

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You didn't even see that coming did you? Did you?!

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#19 Edited by thatguywithheadphones (19859 posts) - - Show Bio

Hawkins brains

I'm cool with my looks...well not my modern looks cuz I just got hit with a firework and look like I need to find the Avatar to regain my honor, but in a few week I'll be B2N,also I like my GF looks more then SJ so I'll just get Hawkins brains.

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#20 Edited by Thedarklordpandamonium (4766 posts) - - Show Bio

@sog7dc:

Erm, why?

On topic I wouldn't take any of them. I'm satisfied with my intelligence (which due to mental conditions and natural intelligence is great) and body (not as strong as bake but I'm very fast) and really scarlet johannsen is hot but I'm not even in college yet.

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#21 Posted by Juiceboks (20043 posts) - - Show Bio

@glitch_spawn But seriously..this is her

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she's a singer/rapper and one of the "hottest" female celebs nowadays.

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#22 Posted by Wolverine008 (50927 posts) - - Show Bio

@glitch_spawn: I do martial arts bro! I'd break your hand before you could even slap me!

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#23 Edited by Glitch_Spawn (17180 posts) - - Show Bio

@juiceboks: Yeah that...yes it's a that...is gross.

Disturbing really.

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#24 Posted by Juiceboks (20043 posts) - - Show Bio

@glitch_spawn Haha you haven't even heard her music yet..now that's disturbing

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#25 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17180 posts) - - Show Bio

@juiceboks: I prefer good music. The Clash. The Briggs. Hell. Elton John even.

This lady seems...I won't judge by looks but JESUS CHRIST.

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#26 Edited by GraniteSoldier (12716 posts) - - Show Bio

Scarlett. As much for me as my wife. As for the other two I prefer my knowledge and body to be things I work for and earn. I relish in challenge, and haven't found one I couldn't conquer yet. Yep, ego flexin' like everyone else.

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#27 Posted by batmannflash (6299 posts) - - Show Bio

wait do I get to keep Scarlett? or is it just a one time thing.

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#28 Posted by TheGreyOutcastX (2068 posts) - - Show Bio

Clearly the correct choice is ScarJo.

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#29 Posted by SOG7dc (11368 posts) - - Show Bio
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#30 Edited by The__Jester (119 posts) - - Show Bio

Stephen Hawking's brain. If you have the brain you can create a whole new super company and make billions upon billions, then you have any woman you could ever want.

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#31 Posted by Thedarklordpandamonium (4766 posts) - - Show Bio

@sog7dc:

Why don't you have respect for hawking?

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#33 Posted by Strongarm (5881 posts) - - Show Bio

Hawking's brain, now to find somebody to fund my research

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#34 Posted by Yung ANcient One (5274 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't find ScarJo that attractive to be honest.

If the last pick was Megan Fox then I'm all in but nope, so I'll go with the least voted option. Christian Bales looks ( + )

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#35 Edited by The Stegman (36570 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't find ScarJo that attractive to be honest.

If the last pick was Megan Fox then I'm all in but nope, so I'll go with the least voted option. Christian Bales looks ( + )

Really? You pick toe thumbs over ScarJo?? crazay, Fox looks like she always has something bad smelling under her nose.

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#36 Posted by NicholasAgot (268 posts) - - Show Bio

@rbt:: Bro I already got looks, I have a girlfriend that is HOT, So I think brains would be what I need. hehe!!

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#38 Posted by laflux (23710 posts) - - Show Bio

@sog7dc said:

I have very little respect for Stephen hawking

If I may ask, why is that so?

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#39 Posted by Pyrogram (45591 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux said:

@sog7dc said:

I have very little respect for Stephen hawking

If I may ask, why is that so?

Agreed.

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#40 Posted by laflux (23710 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram: He's probably not going to reply, but its worth a shout >:P

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#41 Edited by Pyrogram (45591 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux: I don't see any reason to not respect him lol

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#42 Posted by OptimusPalm (1871 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram: Well I hate any Brit that talks with a fake American accent...

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#46 Posted by HBKTimHBK (5731 posts) - - Show Bio

Scarlett Johansson