You vs Women of the UFC

Round 1: Joanna Champion and Claudia Gadelha

Round 2: Gina Carano and Cyborg

Round 3: Miesha Tate and Ronda Rousey

Round 4: Holly Holm and Cat Zingano

You get a year of training and conditioning between each bout. These are two-on-one fights so you're going to have to work extra hard lol. The ladies gets 6 months of prep together. How tough are you?

Are you serious? lmao, there's not a person on this site that would stand a chance.

Ends in sex

Lol nobody on this website gets past Round 1, but I expect that people are going to use this as an opportunity to look tough and say they can get far.

Ends in a minajatwa.

You must be crazy.

Inb4 the women can't beat men argument.

The women are allowed strap-ons. Hopefully your manholes aren't too tight :).

They're too skilled. I get stomped every round

What if I make them one-on-one? That will give the macho men some ideas.

With my power of misogyny I would beat those women

@somayareece: Then it ends in rape instead, like the type you hear goes on in anime porn. I get wrecked.

Now dats just cold. >:(

I pull down my pants. They go 'woah! I didn't know they got that big!', then pass out.

I lose to these female UFC fighters.

How about we KY wrestle instead?

Well since i have years of Thaiboxing experience and a couple of months of jiu jitsu experience i stomp

Me with incredibly rusty kickboxing vs actively practicing MMA fighters...
Along with everyone else, I'm prolly getting smashed at round 1.

Joanna can dominate me any time she likes.

I've watched both a Bruce Lee movie and a Chuck Norris movie so obviously I stomp all rounds.

I'm bigger than most of these women so I get them in my death grip and start pounding

Does anyone here do MMA?

@thenaughtytitan: I hate her because I can't spell her last name for nothing. I have to google her everytime.

Lol. I can say it, but spelling it is an entirely different story.

I train UFC, bro!

One at a TIME they'd stomp me. Jeez TWO on one, are you trying to kill me?

@thenaughtytitan: That guy right there is the undisputed master of all mma fighting styles.

C-Call an ambulance please

I specifically request these two doctors:

@thenaughtytitan: lolz!