You! vs a girl with a gun

@ScarlettAssassin said:

@yumyumbubblegum: @Mortein:

You both need to grow up.

Says the person debating over an absurd scenario involving fictional property, whilst trying to use real word logic to access the credibility of the answers of others. Yeah, you're real mature....

I'd be like "Bitch, you crazy!"

Throw my shield at her and tackle her on the floor, *meanwhile the gun is tossed in the air*

I'd use my strength and body weight to pin her arms and legs down, and then she'll tier.

I win.

Then the cops turn up and think I'm doing something wrong.

I lose.

@swils94: lol

I would hold up the sheild dodging the bullets and call luke cage's mother to kick her ass. :P

@ScarlettAssassin said:

@yumyumbubblegum said:

@ScarlettAssassin said:

@yumyumbubblegum: @Mortein:

You both need to grow up.

Says the person debating over an absurd scenario involving fictional property, whilst trying to use real word logic to access the credibility of the answers of others. Yeah, you're real mature....

First off, I call people out for using the word "RAPE" when discussing battles on here, and your attempt at intellectual word play is flawed.

Hang on to your "man" card. It's slipping.

Nice, trying to edit your way out of looking like a hypocrite. Pathetic. Plus it's not intellectual word play, just because the words seem too "big" for you. Unlike you, I'm not the one trying to be a sanctimonious pseudo intellectual.

@ScarlettAssassin said:

@yumyumbubblegum said:

@ScarlettAssassin said:

@yumyumbubblegum said:

@ScarlettAssassin said:

@yumyumbubblegum: @Mortein:

You both need to grow up.

Says the person debating over an absurd scenario involving fictional property, whilst trying to use real word logic to access the credibility of the answers of others. Yeah, you're real mature....

First off, I call people out for using the word "RAPE" when discussing battles on here, and your attempt at intellectual word play is flawed.

Hang on to your "man" card. It's slipping.

Nice, trying to edit your way out of looking like a hypocrite. Pathetic. Plus it's not intellectual word play, just because the words seem too "big" for you. Unlike you, I'm not the one trying to be a sanctimonious pseudo intellectual.

Awww - you have an issue with "size"? And yes, you aren't trying - you are doing a wonderful job on your own being a sanctimonious pseudo intellectual. Looks like we DO agree on something after all.

Like I said...hypocrite....Please do continue proving my point for me.

@ScarlettAssassin said:

@Static Shock said:

@yumyumbubblegum said:

Drop my pants and reveal my testicular fortitude :O

Yeah I flashBANG her

Totally inappropriate. Please refrain from that in the future.

Here you go. Just continuing to prove your point for you.

VAGINA! Oh please do continue.....

@yumyumbubblegum: @ScarlettAssassin: Enough fighting. I think it'd be for the best if you two just ended this little off-topic debate.

@ScarlettAssassin said:

@yumyumbubblegum: Actually, that's a beautiful word? Thank you.

Did you finally find out how to turn off parental lock?

@ScarlettAssassin: It's cool. I understand where you're coming from. It's best to just flag and let the mods take care of things if someone is being inappropriate. (Maybe message one if you're not sure if they're outright rule breaking)

I think the girl wins....... 
 
 
@ScarlettAssassin said:

Awwh - you have an issue with "size"? And yes, you aren't trying - you are doing a wonderful job on your own being a sanctimonious pseudo intellectual. Looks like we DO agree on something after all.

Enough fighting. I think it'd be for the best if you two just ended this little off-topic debate.

@SC: As a fellow robot I am offended by the very prospect of robo-flirting. :O (Except Cleverbot, because Cleverbot is a...well I can't say such things on this site)

On topic: I think a lot of people are underestimating the weight of Cap's shield.

Although I win anyway because I don't need it.

@SC: I suggest you call ;D

@SC: I suggest you call ;D

Ha! Lets all go call the teacher shall we?

Ha! Lets all go call the teacher shall we?

@Morpheus_: Why do you write in italics?

@(((Prodigy))) said:

She would beat me, as well as most other people in this thread.

Even Mockingbird, an Olympic-level athlete, once commented, "Woof. This thing is a lot heavier than it looks" while wielding the shield.

I seriously doubt that anyone in this thread, except those who work out a lot, would be able to do anything with the shield except hold it.

I agree and stated it before ... I don't think anyone wins against this girl. Shield is heavy (didn't think of this you did) ... No one on here is skilled w/ a damn shield enough to block bullets. Kevlar or not ... getting shot hurts. You get shot wearing kevlar you will be crying like a little baby. Shield doesn't block everything. I don't think anyone here would win against her unless she is freaking out hard core and couldn't hit the broad side of a barn when shooting.

Not to mention most would go full shield defense ... she would walk around you and shoot you.

VAGINA! Oh please do continue.....

I'd be like "Bitch, you crazy!"

me

@Illuminatus said:

I let her empty her clip onto the shield, then put it on my back and run away. I refuse to hit a woman.

@Static Shock: You're a moderator, yet you choose not to financially contribute to the Vine. That's funny.

Oh dear...this will not end well.

Her butt gets kicked... by me.

Ok, this is what would have really happened,

I would throw myself on the ground, and cover with a shield, while simultaneously saying please don't shot (or please stop shooting ), I'm not trying to rob you. Please stop, please stop. Then she would stop, and start appologizeing, and I would be all like hey it's ok, it can happen to anyone. As I'm getting closer to her, I would throw my shield at her face, took her purse and run away.

Ends in sex.

@Static Shock: You're a moderator, yet you choose not to financially contribute to the Vine. That's funny.

Why would a moderator pay for doing his/hers work?
BB

@(((Prodigy))) said:

She would beat me, as well as most other people in this thread.

Even Mockingbird, an Olympic-level athlete, once commented, "Woof. This thing is a lot heavier than it looks" while wielding the shield.

I seriously doubt that anyone in this thread, except those who work out a lot, would be able to do anything with the shield except hold it.

I agree and stated it before ... I don't think anyone wins against this girl. Shield is heavy (didn't think of this you did) ... No one on here is skilled w/ a damn shield enough to block bullets. Kevlar or not ... getting shot hurts. You get shot wearing kevlar you will be crying like a little baby. Shield doesn't block everything. I don't think anyone here would win against her unless she is freaking out hard core and couldn't hit the broad side of a barn when shooting.

Not to mention most would go full shield defense ... she would walk around you and shoot you.

1) Throw the shield at her...

2) Barrel Roll the fuck out

3) Call the cops

@(((Prodigy))) said:

She would beat me, as well as most other people in this thread.

Even Mockingbird, an Olympic-level athlete, once commented, "Woof. This thing is a lot heavier than it looks" while wielding the shield.

I seriously doubt that anyone in this thread, except those who work out a lot, would be able to do anything with the shield except hold it.

Agreed.

@Rasarima said:

1) Throw the shield at her...

2) Barrel Roll the fuck out

3) Call the cops

lol someone will come soon and tell you to wash your hands with soap. just a heads up.

I would win anyway...

If i found the shield, i would immediately make a costume to match that. Now imagine me(or anyone) with blue spandex, some big white "A" in my head, and a fucking big shield and all that plus an "comic hero attitude".

two options here:

1)She laughs her brains out and put the gun down...

2)She tells me to get the fuck out, cause she is waiting for someone else...

Ends in sex =)

@Static Shock said:

@yumyumbubblegum said:

@Static Shock: You're a moderator, yet you choose not to financially contribute to the Vine. That's funny.

A moderator is not required to pay the Vine anything. Nothing funny about that.

Notice how I use the word "choose" hmmmm? Riding coattail is funny.

@Rasarima said:

1) Throw the shield at her...

2) Barrel Roll the fuck out

3) Call the cops

Calling the cops would actually be worse for you. The criminal justice system favors females far more than they do males. I'm a criminal justice major, we've lectured on it before.

@Rasarima said:

I would win anyway...

If i found the shield, i would immediately make a costume to match that. Now imagine me(or anyone) with blue spandex, some big white "A" in my head, and a fucking big shield and all that plus an "comic hero attitude".

two options here:

1)She laughs her brains out and put the gun down...

2)She tells me to get the fuck out, cause she is waiting for someone else...

I have a comic book hero attitude. What's wrong with that? If you think thats funny then why are you here?

Id hit her with the shield

Notice how I use the word "choose" hmmmmm? Riding coattail is funny.

This has GOT to be the funniest thread ever! Almost every user has posted in this! Comicvine... You are awesome. And as far as the girl with the gun goes, i'd barely be able to hold the shield. Let alone throw it. Best thing to do is back away slowly, on one knee, shield blocking her line of sight to you. Done deal :)

@CapFanboy said:

@BarelyAverage: Skirt around the rules by having Cap give you his shield.

Haha yea, for sure next time. Judicial activism at its finest, awesome.

@nickthedevil said:

This has GOT to be the funniest thread ever! Almost every user has posted in this! Comicvine... You are awesome. And as far as the girl with the gun goes, i'd barely be able to hold the shield. Let alone throw it. Best thing to do is back away slowly, on one knee, shield blocking her line of sight to you. Done deal :)

I would say a young/middle age man of average strength would be at least able to carry the shield and maybe throw it some distance. After all shield agents who should be at least in good conditioning and strength for the respective ages and heights could throw it; then we should be able to at least make some use of it.

Adrenaline + Shield + 6'1 + 210 pounds + 9 years of martial arts training (but I stopped for 6 years) + boxing + prep = I win

@Static Shock said:

@Rasarima: All of that profanity is unnecessary. Refrain from it in the future.

Funny thing :) Will try to explain it with my poor English.

I normally don´t go to English boards, but the vine is the most complete comic board for me, aways was. Like the majority of people that i know, i´ve "learned" English from playing imported games, seeing moves in English, and occasionally reading on the Internet.

And because of that, English is more than an "second language", it is a code that we routinely use mixed within our own, but at the same time, some words don´t carry the same connotation for us as for native. for example, we use "fu$%#i this sh#$!@" in a playfull and not harmfull at all, way.

In short, we tend to forget that some words are swearing, and are not to be used.

I´m sorry, and tks for the "advice".

@BarelyAverage said:

@Rasarima said:

1) Throw the shield at her...

2) Barrel Roll the fuck out

3) Call the cops

Calling the cops would actually be worse for you. The criminal justice system favors females far more than they do males. I'm a criminal justice major, we've lectured on it before.

The criminal justice does favors females....but to say that they favors someone with a gun to someone in a cap. America costume is exaggerated at best...

@Rasarima said:

@BarelyAverage said:

@Rasarima said:

1) Throw the shield at her...

2) Barrel Roll the fuck out

3) Call the cops

Calling the cops would actually be worse for you. The criminal justice system favors females far more than they do males. I'm a criminal justice major, we've lectured on it before.

The criminal justice does favors females....but to say that they favors someone with a gun to someone in a cap. America costume is exaggerated at best...

I never said that you would be dressed up as Captain America. I just said you had the shield. Please read the OP before commenting on a thread.

@BarelyAverage said:

@Rasarima said:

I would win anyway...

If i found the shield, i would immediately make a costume to match that. Now imagine me(or anyone) with blue spandex, some big white "A" in my head, and a fucking big shield and all that plus an "comic hero attitude".

two options here:

1)She laughs her brains out and put the gun down...

2)She tells me to get the fuck out, cause she is waiting for someone else...

I have a comic book hero attitude. What's wrong with that? If you think thats funny then why are you here?

@BarelyAverage said:

@Rasarima said:

@BarelyAverage said:

@Rasarima said:

1) Throw the shield at her...

2) Barrel Roll the fuck out

3) Call the cops

Calling the cops would actually be worse for you. The criminal justice system favors females far more than they do males. I'm a criminal justice major, we've lectured on it before.

The criminal justice does favors females....but to say that they favors someone with a gun to someone in a cap. America costume is exaggerated at best...

I never said that you would be dressed up as Captain America. I just said you had the shield. Please read the OP before commenting on a thread.

I said....

She wins. I don't like hitting girls.

Quick question is this girl attractive? if she is (and Even if she weighs more than i do) i have been known to be able to talk my way out of most anything.Flirting in this case would be best i think