You know you've been on the Vine too much when...

If someone challenges you to fight, you ask if there is prep and if morals are on.

When you ask for scans when someone tells you "You can do It, I believe In you"

When people start loggin' off when you come online, lol.

When you keep calling the song "Titanium" vibranium instead....

@majestic99 said:

When you believe your username is your real name.

When I need to reference a book or something that requires I turn to Comicvine...and stay for an additional three hours. Also when I talk about ridiculous battle threads/responses.

When you're on the vine.... but don't read comics. Except the scans posted in Battle Threads.

And have a bigger wealth of knowledge about a variety of different comics than a friend who actually does read comics.

@wildvine said:

@majestic99 said:

When you believe your username is your real name.

Imagine me when I mistake that.

Friend : Hey what's your name?

Me : Your neighborhood comic gee- I mean Dawson! (facepalm)

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@wildvine said:

@majestic99 said:

When you believe your username is your real name.

Imagine me when I mistake that.

Friend : Hey what's your name?

Me : Your neighborhood comic gee- I mean Dawson! (facepalm)

Must be hard for you to write checks...

@wildvine said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@wildvine said:

@majestic99 said:

When you believe your username is your real name.

Imagine me when I mistake that.

Friend : Hey what's your name?

Me : Your neighborhood comic gee- I mean Dawson! (facepalm)

Must be hard for you to write checks...

Nah, I'm only 13. I don't have to do any of that boring shizz for another 10 years.

@Obi Wan Kenobi! said:

when you start believing that you have superpowers...seriously...i tried running through my room door...and it really hurt...

So true !

When you start texting with an accent out of boredom.

...Compared to all these stories, I'm never on the Vine.

Bumping because Gambler shut us down in the newer version

Bumping because Gambler shut us down in the newer version

@Mercy_ said:

@Blood1991

Bumping because Gambler shut us down in the newer version

What a meanie

Right?! We noobs were feeling like veterans and then he has to bring up a thread that dates back four years.

@Mercy_ said:

@Blood1991

Bumping because Gambler shut us down in the newer version

What a meanie

Right?! We noobs were feeling like veterans and then he has to bring up a thread that dates back four years.

You wonder what Comic Viners look like in real life.

You have over twenty viners on Facebook, phone numbers of about ten, MSN's of twice that and regularly talk to a good amount outside of the Vine.

When you refer comic readers you met at work (employees and customers) to ComicVine.

@Mercy_ said:

You have over twenty viners on Facebook, phone numbers of about ten, MSN's of twice that and regularly talk to a good amount outside of the Vine.

And stalk the ones who will not give up their identities to you..

@Mercy_ said:

@Blood1991

@Mercy_ said:

@Blood1991

Bumping because Gambler shut us down in the newer version

What a meanie

Right?! We noobs were feeling like veterans and then he has to bring up a thread that dates back four years.

You should totally NOT revolt against him.

I'll start making the flag if you start working on the banners :p

When you refer to people by their username, even when not on CV.

@Mercy_: Well that's just fine because I make some bad ass shortbread cookies.

You know who to ask regarding certain topics... e.g. (JXM, Silver or Shooting Nova on SW; Midget, CM24, or SandMan_ on Superman, etc.)

You know to never speak ill of Nathan Fillion, Ian Somerhalder, and some Irish guy from OUAT, lest ye incur the wrath of Mercy.

You take anything I say seriously. ;3

When you know certain time frames some users will be on at.

@Mercy_ said:

@Brazen_Intellect That's not stalking, that's detecting :D

@Blood1991 Fine, but youre in charge of snacks.

Deny all you want, you, Nova, all the ladies of the vine won't give up until I tell them the size of my...

Intellect

@Gambler Nice one on that thread of mine you locked! XD

...when you don't even presearch for a thread because you assume that if it existed, you'd have already seen it....

When you're completely aware of the semi-abusive polygamist relationship between IV, Illuminatus, and ReVamp.

If you've ever gone as far as to actually send another Viner a birthday present.

When you realize a fellow poster may have a drinking problem.

When you use the terms 'curbstomp', 'BFR', or 'battle rules' in real life

When DH strips you of all qualities until you are compared to a piece of meat.

@ssejllenrad said:

You know who to ask regarding certain topics... e.g. (JXM, Silver or Shooting Nova on SW; Midget, CM24, or SandMan_ on Superman, etc.)

LOL! Why am I listed?

@Deranged Midget: Cause you are among the top Superman people here. Yeah I know you're not restricted to only him but you get my drift... :D

@The_Assassin_ said:

If you've ever gone as far as to actually send another Viner a birthday present.

Ha! This. Although in reverse. A viner sent me a present halfway around the world.

@ssejllenrad said:

@Deranged Midget: Cause you are among the top Superman people here. Yeah I know you're not restricted to only him but you get my drift... :D

Ha, I'm flattered you'd say that, but you are far higher on that list than I :)

When you check your first real account and go to the last page in the pm box and find pm's from FIVE YEARS AGO....... God, I feel old now.

@Deranged Midget said:

@ssejllenrad said:

You know who to ask regarding certain topics... e.g. (JXM, Silver or Shooting Nova on SW; Midget, CM24, or SandMan_ on Superman, etc.)

LOL! Why am I listed?

Asking myself the same thing lol

When you read comics and while reading, also hunt for new Avatars.

When you have made more than 135k posts in less than 3 years...

@nickthedevil said:

When you read comics and while reading, also hunt for new Avatars.

I so used to do that when I was reading comics.

And what, not anymore?

@nickthedevil said:

And what, not anymore?

Well I don't read comics anymore.

@nickthedevil said:

When you read comics and while reading, also hunt for new Avatars.

Oh man, so the truth.

When you talk to people here more than to people in RL.