You find out your Best Friend Brutally Murdered your parents and never told you

What will you do?

My answer:

Why did they do it? Did my parents try to kill him or did he kill them for no reasons? Your question is basically make it black and white, so the answer is also obvious and one sided.

Id thank him.

I'd slap him for stealing my kill.

Civil War reference

They probably wouldn't be my friend anymore.

I would literally pull a Ramsey Bolton on him and torture him for an extended period of time without any semblance of mercy. No one touches my family.

I would take him to a nice seafood dinner and kill him afterwards.

Don't have a 'best' friend.

I'd be bloodlusted af.

I would place him in a straight jacket in a padded dark room.

A speaker playing unsettling noise at a higher frequency then can be perceived by humans.

His diet would consist of nutrient power mixed into tap water.

An automated sprinkler system would clean both him and the room twice a week.

naturally he would have an implant checking his vitals... can't let him die.

@theacidskull: Would you kill him or make him Reek ?

Whichever I feel is worse.

Normally I don't like to make assumptions about how i'd react in a stressful situation, but this is a no brainer.

Wow. People in this tread surely have much problems with parents. Very oedipus.

I know right? :/

@mistermafioso: Thank you.

Best GIF I've seen all day.. lmao

hope you dont mind me using it

I'm gonna beat the living shit out of him and then I'm gonna let him face life penalty at Camp 22.

Edit: I'm just gonna go ahead and go full on bloodlusted..

Haha thank google.

@theacidskull: Your best friend doesn't count as family?

Part of being a part of my family is that I have absolute trust and love in you. I have that in both of my best friends.

It's kinda lost and tainted when I find out he brutally murdered my parents, don't you think?

@theacidskull: Good point, lol

What kind of question is this?

Anyone with halfway decent parents would riddle their best friend with so many slugs, his/her body wouldn't even be identified by a coroner.

My "friend" would disappear, and this dude ,,,

would be eating very well for a few weeks.

Well, shocked that they're dead is my first thought.

Who TF is this in my living room O-O

How could we be best friends when he shouted out "Martha!!!"??

"never told you"

Best friends don't keep secrets from each other.

This lol.

Something violent but probably not fatal.

You know I fit in that category and I would let my friend live.

I'd chain him to the wall and using clippers rip his nails off one by one, then I'd cover them in salt and after an hour or nine I'd douse them in lemon juice. Then I'd rip his tongue out and laugh. Then I'd get two bowls of water out his feat in them and fill it with ice cubes and get several fans and let him loose his feet, them I'd cover him in gasoline and shoot him with either arrows or bullets through his tendons, then I'd light the fire and laugh.

i would get angry but at the same time i would feel relief

I love how the OP included "and never told you", like that is the problem here :).

That's why I never have any definitive bests among friends.

Murdering my family is one thing, but murdering them and not telling me? Now that's some nasty shit.

Sounds like some anime twist.

Assuming I know and he knows I know?

I Wouldn’t mess with someone who killed my family. If he can mess with that many people at once? Then he’s killing my ass 10/10 times. I’m not dumb enough to kill myself.

If he doesn’t?

Probably something different Idk.

But off topic gotta be crazy af

Don't care.

My mom is bitch and my father beat me when i was kid.

Call the police and have them take care of stuff. Curse at him before they take him. Simple.

Of course, Comic Vine off-topic logic indicates I should kill him.