what would you do to your dog...

If he/she bites/attacks you? Knowing if you report it that the dog will be put down

Depends. Why did the dog in question bite me from the start?

Depends. If it's my dog, I already know she has her shots, and she's healthy.

I'll let it go.

@dccomicsrule2011: pregnant maybe

O_o I guess I'll let it slide....

Probably nothing, I don't have a dog. :(

@dccomicsrule2011: oh damn being preggo is prolly WAY too much lmao how bout instead the dog is in heat or its just a pit bull

DEATH OR EXILE!!!!!

Punish him and let him know it's not acceptable. There's no point in reporting it if it's a once-off.

I'd probably be more wary if I had children though.

I exile you to an island for five years!!!

Cuddle him. I wuvs my puppy.

Um, what country are you from? I don't know that that's the law where I live.

Depends on why it bit me and how hard.

Squares dogs get put down in the UK if they bite someone

Nothing is going down with my dog, I will protect the little guy til the end. He was attacked by 2 German Shepard's at once on one occasion and by 2 pitbulls on another. The Shepard's are afraid when we walk through everyday. In case and point of the pits, well they almost died that day, my dog received to minimal marks from them. You can't tell it happened. My dog's name is Cody and he is a mixed breed-Shitzu/American Bulldog -he's a Bullshitz, yes that's a real breed and technical name. He looks similar to a French Bulldog, but with more muscle definition, and weighs 34ibs. Cody is small, actually like a puppy that has stop growing, but if anyone tries to harm him, it game over!! We rule!

No, of course not. It was probably an accident anyway.

@evilvegeta74: You two sound close. That's great!

I love my little guy, he's on the couch with me now! Many of the neighborhood kids love him as well regardless of nationality. We can't go past children without them running up to pet Cody!

@evilvegeta74: my Rico is a rescue from Puerto Rico. He's so well behaved.

Rico is fortunate to have you in his life. I'm glad he has bonded well with you! There is nothing like a bond between a dog and their owners. You could almost say it's sacred.

@squares: AMERICA. a dog attacks someone it is to be euthanized, you never heard of that in your country?

:-(

Put its head on a spike.

D:

Why the hell would I have heard about American animal control laws? I'm Canadian.

@squares: I initially thought you were an American dude. I was wrong twice.

than why ask?

You're not cheating if it's your dog. You know, because it's YOUR dog.

Um...what? Because I didn't know what country you were from?

Lol, that's so Russell.

Dogs make mistakes. I don't want a dog's blood on my hands. It's nothing personal, so it's okay with me, I guess... I would blame the owner more than the dog, to be honest.

Idk.. I have never been attacked by even the most vicious dogs. Much less my own.

If your dog bites you and you have it put down, you should consider never having children. Chances are, you're the problem.

Why would he attack me?

Anyway,I would NEVER do that to my dog...I would never.

One isolated incident? I'd smack it across the face with a rolled-up newspaper until it learns to behave. Worked remarkably well with my last dog when my mom did it.

That means you need more training on how to handle a dog. You can see the signs of an attack beforehand and correct him before he actually attacks. I'd go to a dog training course with him/her.

I once kept pushing my dog out of the way with my head from eating and it almost bit me in the face. I had to slap a b!tch that day.

I'd put Her or Him down or send Her or Him to tHe pound.

My dogs never bit us cept our Grandma's dog and I am a firm believer of tHe idea, You don't bite tHe Hand tHat feeds you.

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