What would you do if you were omnipotent?

Nothing.

I'd be a silent watcher, but I'd never intervene.

access private instagram accounts.

Perv. We don't need no stinking omnipotent Peeing Tom.

Nothing. As an omnipotent being, I couldn't be satisfied.

Perfection would be normal, and normal is boring. I would have no purpose because doing, having, and being everything and anything would be part of my existence.

Power/Control, Knowledge/Concepts, and Emotion/Feelings would be 100% irrelevant.

create a game with super powered people and make them fight to the death for my amusement

@seagod: *secret wars intensifies*

@eto: nah I will do something better. I will drop a bunch of teenagers against each other who I had only given the powers to seconds before transporting them to the war zone and putting them in teams with zero chances of cooperation

I would warp logic itself so that everything would be perfect.

I'd trap of part of my power, create some villains, endow my friends with power, then wipe my memory of it. I'll go on an interstellar adventure.

Make omnipotence interesting

I'd be too bored to do anything tbh.

Why not both? It'd take no time at all to fix Earth's problems compared to exploring the multiverse.

I'd get myself a good PC and a cheeseburger. I'd cause hyper inflation for the lulz

I'd figure out if a tree makes noise or not when it falls and there's no one around.

Idk. Why do drive-thru ATMs have Braille on them?

I would fix the earth.

I wouldn't do anything. Mistakes are what lead to progress. It's the idea of free will. Humans make mistakes, some are good, some are evil. They all a part of life and a part of existence. Interfering with things mean you're imposing your will. I find the idea tyrannical. Life and death is a part of the cycle. Even stuffs like Hitler bring progress to the world, it creates a cautionary tale and leave a mark in history, pain and disease allows humans to learn about the preciousness of life, how they can overcome it by learning about the diseases and create solution on how to combat it. Everything happens for a reason, and I wouldn't interfere with anything. I would rather explore the universe or become a part of Earth and watch over its progression.

The first thing I do is make sure nobody will ever know I am omnipotent

Everyone. Becomes. Yandere.

Why is this an either/or poll?

Also, I wouldn't presume to be the man who can "fix" all the world's problems just because I am all powerful. That's what psychos do. However, I would try to do something that hopefully benefits mankind and the Earth.

BEFORE I BURN IT TO A CRISP!

Create world peace. Cure disease. End suffering.

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...hahahaha lolololol jk. Twelve inch dick, duh.

Probably something perverse for my own deviant amusement; uninvent panties, increase all busts by at least two cups, create tentlicle monsters, etc...you know, that kind of stuff, plus everything kinky from Japan.

Bless your soul.

I would turn the entire universe into a madhouse for my own amusement.

Its sorta wierd, but I also would live life normally for fun. Just with a few immortalities handed out here and there. I would also shut of my omniscence because knowing everything would be a drag

Edit: enough said

first thing i would do...

Infinite Pizza

So you increase your dick size by 11 inch, huh?

@poeticwarrior:

> Create lots of super powered people

> Nerf myself to regular superhero powers

> ???

> Profit

I would probably do nothing much. Only use my powers for my benefit and just watch things from afar. Similar to Dr. Manhattan. Or I'll be that character that guide people if the ask. (If I care enough lol)

Ses

Create dank memes!

@jaycool2: You'd become a giant 9-tailed Fox samurai mech monster? Cool.

Make the perfect joke. A joke so perfect when you hear it you laugh for 3 days straight then die

Fight Batman and Chuck Norris at the same time.

Fix the worlds problems first... like making Trump spit out feathers when he says or tweets something stupid.

See if I could create an object so heavy that even I could not lift it.

If I was omnipotent I would probably do everything.

Being the paranoid freak that I am, I'd assume that I was in a simulation or something centered around me. I'd proceed to either lose my mind and kill myself or somehow find a way to get out.

Be the just prankster type, for example, whenever someone lies I make them dance like a chicken. At least until I get bored of that and then I would make fictional characters a reality and stuff.

I'd probably do something perverted tbh like spy on naked people and/or do something more on the productive side like creating memes as a notorious secret meme creator on the internet. Sounds good.

Fix Earths (and the rest of the universes) debilitating problems, but I`m thinking it wouldn`t be so clear cut a thing to do.

Firstly, I'd fix the world.

Secondly, I would give those who are worthy of powers.

Thirdly, I would explore the multi-universe .

Rule the universe as a supreme overlord.

Go back in time, to witness the beginning of the world