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#1  Edited By Jonny_Anonymous

So we all know the world is going to die come Friday, so when the volcanoes erupt, the asteroids begin to fall and the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper, what will your last words be?

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"I'll be back" or "Sayonara, bitches!"

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#3  Edited By Billy Batson

Shazam.
BB

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#4  Edited By Dracade102

I'll begin telling somebody the secret of how to survive, and then die right before I can finish a vital piece of the instructions. Only got one shot at this, so it better work.

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#5  Edited By Magian

"See you all in hell!"

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#6  Edited By Jonny_Anonymous

@Billy Batson said:

Shazam.
BB

haha nice

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#8  Edited By SmashBrawler

I'll try to think something clever, but I'll probably just end up farting or something.

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@TheAmazingImmortalMan said:

Yessir.

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#10  Edited By Jonny_Anonymous

@SmashBrawler: LOL

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#11  Edited By Mieux

"Final-fcking-ly"

Or the classic:

"Bed time for kitty."

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@SmashBrawler said:

I'll try to think something clever, but I'll probably just end up farting or something.

LOL

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#13  Edited By SmashBrawler

@Jonny_Anonymous: @TheAmazingImmortalMan: Hey guys, it's the way the human body works!

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#14  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

"See, the world didn't end. I told you it was fu--" **BOOM**

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#15  Edited By INLIFE

"Should have gotten a girlfriend."

Or:

"Lets's do this crap!" (One of my sayings).

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#17  Edited By Lvenger

"At least let me get laid before blowing up world!"

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@BumpyBoo said:

"See, the world didn't end. I told you it was fu--" **BOOM**

Something along the lines of this.

:D

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#19  Edited By JediXMan  Moderator

At 11:59 :50

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

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#20  Edited By Joygirl

Hahahaha, hahahahahhahahaahahhahahh.

Hehhehehehehe, hhheheheheeheeeheheeeheheeee HAHAHAHAHAHA, AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAA---

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#21  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

"See, the world didn't end. I told you it was fu--" **BOOM**

Something along the lines of this.

:D

I have to ask: if the world IS going to end, would you rather die in ignorance like that (as I will, stubborn to the end :P), or know beforehand that it was happening?

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@Lvenger said:

"At least let me get laid before blowing up world!"

Id go out and quickly and try to find some one.

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#23  Edited By Samimista

"Aw man! Now I can't see Ground Zeroes come out!"

"I shall go to the Promised Land to see Aerith!"

"Death? Psh, great thing I can restart this game called Life."

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@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

"See, the world didn't end. I told you it was fu--" **BOOM**

Something along the lines of this.

:D

I have to ask: if the world IS going to end, would you rather die in ignorance like that (as I will, stubborn to the end :P), or know beforehand that it was happening?

Probably in ignorance.I mean if you find out and there is no stopping it what would be the point of knowing?

I mean its not going to happen they said the same last year more than once and we are still here now laughing about how stupid it is again.

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#25  Edited By SmashBrawler

I may give this a try too:

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#26  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

"See, the world didn't end. I told you it was fu--" **BOOM**

Something along the lines of this.

:D

I have to ask: if the world IS going to end, would you rather die in ignorance like that (as I will, stubborn to the end :P), or know beforehand that it was happening?

Probably in ignorance.I mean if you find out and there is no stopping it what would be the point of knowing?

I mean its not going to happen they said the same last year more than once and we are still here now laughing about how stupid it is again.

I see how it could be better to not know. Like dying in your sleep **shudders** O_O

I think I would prefer to know though. There are a few things I will pretty much ONLY ever have the nerve to do/say if the end is nigh, and I would really like a head-start on that! :D But yeah, you're right, we'll be laughing about this on Saturday. How many times have we survived the end of the world now? XD

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#27  Edited By Naamah_Obyzouth

"Mmmmmpppphhhffff"

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THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LETTING MICHAEL BAY MAKE A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES MOVIIIIIEEEEE-

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#29  Edited By Strider1992

"Honey I swear to god I did not leave the toilet seat up......now go in the kitchen and make me a sandw-.......hey what you got there? Is that a knife?"

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@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

"See, the world didn't end. I told you it was fu--" **BOOM**

Something along the lines of this.

:D

I have to ask: if the world IS going to end, would you rather die in ignorance like that (as I will, stubborn to the end :P), or know beforehand that it was happening?

Probably in ignorance.I mean if you find out and there is no stopping it what would be the point of knowing?

I mean its not going to happen they said the same last year more than once and we are still here now laughing about how stupid it is again.

I see how it could be better to not know. Like dying in your sleep **shudders** O_O

I think I would prefer to know though. There are a few things I will pretty much ONLY ever have the nerve to do/say if the end is nigh, and I would really like a head-start on that! :D But yeah, you're right, we'll be laughing about this on Saturday. How many times have we survived the end of the world now? XD

True,I suppose it is a good comparison we are all better off not knowing how we are going to die.

I see what you mean,I think would want to know,but not knowing would be fine too I suppose.

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@The_Lunact_And_Manic said:

"I'll be back" or "Sayonara, bitches!"

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#32  Edited By OldManDuncan

Goddamnit.

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#33  Edited By Jonny_Anonymous

@Joygirl said:

Hahahaha, hahahahahhahahaahahhahahh.

Hehhehehehehe, hhheheheheeheeeheheeeheheeee HAHAHAHAHAHA, AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAA---

that is exactly what I pictured you saying

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#34  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

"See, the world didn't end. I told you it was fu--" **BOOM**

Something along the lines of this.

:D

I have to ask: if the world IS going to end, would you rather die in ignorance like that (as I will, stubborn to the end :P), or know beforehand that it was happening?

Probably in ignorance.I mean if you find out and there is no stopping it what would be the point of knowing?

I mean its not going to happen they said the same last year more than once and we are still here now laughing about how stupid it is again.

I see how it could be better to not know. Like dying in your sleep **shudders** O_O

I think I would prefer to know though. There are a few things I will pretty much ONLY ever have the nerve to do/say if the end is nigh, and I would really like a head-start on that! :D But yeah, you're right, we'll be laughing about this on Saturday. How many times have we survived the end of the world now? XD

True,I suppose it is a good comparison we are all better off not knowing how we are going to die.

I see what you mean,I think would want to know,but not knowing would be fine too I suppose.

Well either way, it isn't like we have a choice in the matter so I guess you have to consider every possibility :) In an ideal world, my last words would be something epic, witty and memorable but the truth is, it'll probably happen in the most unexpected, undignified moment, and I will say something really dumb. Just a surprised "oh!" or something, or I'll be on the toilet O_O (I must apologise for the heavy mood!)

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I don't wanna go till I know what cloud gaming is.

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#36  Edited By Project_Worm
  1. Get out of here... I told you I'm fine!
  2. The LIGHT!
  3. Shut up! I'm not gonna shoot myself! I took out all the bullets.
  4. Tell people I said something awesome...

Depending on the situation.

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#37  Edited By TheCannon

Well anyone with half a brain knows the world won't end Friday.

But anyway, my lasts words will be "Avenge my Death....."

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@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

"See, the world didn't end. I told you it was fu--" **BOOM**

Something along the lines of this.

:D

I have to ask: if the world IS going to end, would you rather die in ignorance like that (as I will, stubborn to the end :P), or know beforehand that it was happening?

Probably in ignorance.I mean if you find out and there is no stopping it what would be the point of knowing?

I mean its not going to happen they said the same last year more than once and we are still here now laughing about how stupid it is again.

I see how it could be better to not know. Like dying in your sleep **shudders** O_O

I think I would prefer to know though. There are a few things I will pretty much ONLY ever have the nerve to do/say if the end is nigh, and I would really like a head-start on that! :D But yeah, you're right, we'll be laughing about this on Saturday. How many times have we survived the end of the world now? XD

True,I suppose it is a good comparison we are all better off not knowing how we are going to die.

I see what you mean,I think would want to know,but not knowing would be fine too I suppose.

Well either way, it isn't like we have a choice in the matter so I guess you have to consider every possibility :) In an ideal world, my last words would be something epic, witty and memorable but the truth is, it'll probably happen in the most unexpected, undignified moment, and I will say something really dumb. Just a surprised "oh!" or something, or I'll be on the toilet O_O (I must apologise for the heavy mood!)

Yeah you do.

Ha ha same here or I might be asleep and just miss it.

Heavy mood? You seem okay,no need to apologise for it any way.

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#39  Edited By Mr_riddler

I'll be back, with weapons.

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#40  Edited By thespideyguy

It is always darkest before the dawn.

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#41  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

"See, the world didn't end. I told you it was fu--" **BOOM**

Something along the lines of this.

:D

I have to ask: if the world IS going to end, would you rather die in ignorance like that (as I will, stubborn to the end :P), or know beforehand that it was happening?

Probably in ignorance.I mean if you find out and there is no stopping it what would be the point of knowing?

I mean its not going to happen they said the same last year more than once and we are still here now laughing about how stupid it is again.

I see how it could be better to not know. Like dying in your sleep **shudders** O_O

I think I would prefer to know though. There are a few things I will pretty much ONLY ever have the nerve to do/say if the end is nigh, and I would really like a head-start on that! :D But yeah, you're right, we'll be laughing about this on Saturday. How many times have we survived the end of the world now? XD

True,I suppose it is a good comparison we are all better off not knowing how we are going to die.

I see what you mean,I think would want to know,but not knowing would be fine too I suppose.

Well either way, it isn't like we have a choice in the matter so I guess you have to consider every possibility :) In an ideal world, my last words would be something epic, witty and memorable but the truth is, it'll probably happen in the most unexpected, undignified moment, and I will say something really dumb. Just a surprised "oh!" or something, or I'll be on the toilet O_O (I must apologise for the heavy mood!)

Yeah you do.

Ha ha same here or I might be asleep and just miss it.

Heavy mood? You seem okay,no need to apologise for it any way.

Well then I think you will join me when I say "F--- death! Embrace the awesomeness of the present moment!" ^_^

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#42  Edited By Strider1992

Wait a sec the 21st is:

Tha proof is here!

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@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@BumpyBoo said:

"See, the world didn't end. I told you it was fu--" **BOOM**

Something along the lines of this.

:D

I have to ask: if the world IS going to end, would you rather die in ignorance like that (as I will, stubborn to the end :P), or know beforehand that it was happening?

Probably in ignorance.I mean if you find out and there is no stopping it what would be the point of knowing?

I mean its not going to happen they said the same last year more than once and we are still here now laughing about how stupid it is again.

I see how it could be better to not know. Like dying in your sleep **shudders** O_O

I think I would prefer to know though. There are a few things I will pretty much ONLY ever have the nerve to do/say if the end is nigh, and I would really like a head-start on that! :D But yeah, you're right, we'll be laughing about this on Saturday. How many times have we survived the end of the world now? XD

True,I suppose it is a good comparison we are all better off not knowing how we are going to die.

I see what you mean,I think would want to know,but not knowing would be fine too I suppose.

Well either way, it isn't like we have a choice in the matter so I guess you have to consider every possibility :) In an ideal world, my last words would be something epic, witty and memorable but the truth is, it'll probably happen in the most unexpected, undignified moment, and I will say something really dumb. Just a surprised "oh!" or something, or I'll be on the toilet O_O (I must apologise for the heavy mood!)

Yeah you do.

Ha ha same here or I might be asleep and just miss it.

Heavy mood? You seem okay,no need to apologise for it any way.

Well then I think you will join me when I say "F--- death! Embrace the awesomeness of the present moment!" ^_^

Indeed I shall!

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#44  Edited By Jean199999

I'd like to say that I'm going out with a bang, in all my badassitude but it'll probably go down like this:

"Take all the money *sob*, I *sob* don't wanna *sob* die, please *sob* not me, take her *sob*.

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#45  Edited By evensteve11

My last words: slowly say...Fin...Fang....Foom... 
 
i know. i know. what a way to go out. (sarcasm) 

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#46  Edited By StMichalofWilson

FBLEEP you NBLEEP. You ain't SBLEEP CBLEEP. FBLEEP!!!

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I'm going to tell my girlfriend I love her, but I'll call her Jessica. Her last words will be, "Who the hell is Jessica?"

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#48  Edited By blackadamFTW

SHOCKIN' THE NATION!!!!

Seriously though, I don't care.

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#49  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator

"Do I know that man? And what is he pointing at me--?''

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#50  Edited By Razero

"I secretly hid 1 million dollars at...."