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#1 Edited by wildvine (12866 posts) - - Show Bio

Hello. Me and BumpyBoo have join forces to get her teddy bear Tedward elected as President. This our campaign.

Are you ready for change? For reform? Are you ready for someone who won't bearly get things done? Then its time for...

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Who is this Tedward you ask?

This handsome devil is Tedward. Don't pretend you're not starring at those sweaty pecs. Don't worry though, the feelings of awe and wonder fade after a while.
This handsome devil is Tedward. Don't pretend you're not starring at those sweaty pecs. Don't worry though, the feelings of awe and wonder fade after a while.

What's that you say? Qualifications for office you ask? Here's ya stinking qualifications.

He's a self trained medical doctor that has never lost a patient. Like, ever. Not even Doctor House is self-trained, and he's the best doctor since pepper.

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Take that Obama care.

What about national security you say? Tedward has been making monsters pee themselves with fright for years. And I personally think its time a president took a stand against the closet/under-the-bed monsters that have been terrorizing our nation for far too long.

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Whats Tedward going to do about crime you ask? He plans to take a very personal stand on the issue.

This election day, vote for the right candidate. The cuddly candidate. Vote Tedward.

*All images except the top one are property of BumpyBoo*

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#2 Posted by russellmania77 (17603 posts) - - Show Bio

ted is too lame to be Batman

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#3 Edited by wildvine (12866 posts) - - Show Bio

ted is too lame to be Batman

The photo does not lie sir.

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#4 Edited by Pyrogram (45154 posts) - - Show Bio

President you say? I think...we need an assassination.

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#5 Posted by BumpyBoo (13377 posts) - - Show Bio

I love this so freaking much!! Might....splode.... O___O

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#6 Posted by Dragonborn_CT (26211 posts) - - Show Bio
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#7 Edited by wildvine (12866 posts) - - Show Bio

@pyrogram

Good luck getting past the secret service.

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#8 Posted by consolemaster001 (6934 posts) - - Show Bio

Still better than Carter

Ba dum tss

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#10 Edited by DecoyElite (4021 posts) - - Show Bio

I believe in Tedward.

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#12 Posted by wildvine (12866 posts) - - Show Bio

DAMN YOU TEDWARD! i won't forgive you for what you have done!

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#16 Posted by judasnixon (10788 posts) - - Show Bio

@bumpyboo: @wildvine: You two will have a tough campaign ahead of you. You'll be facing Larry Llama.....

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#17 Posted by wildvine (12866 posts) - - Show Bio
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#20 Posted by Samimista (22262 posts) - - Show Bio

Tedward! <3 Ally to the spectacular BumpyBoo! =D Tedward always comes over with Bumpy. 0.0 He brings Pokemon cards, cupcakes, and Disney movies for my raccoons. They all play together. Tedward would make a fantastic President! Especially with his health care. =O

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#26 Edited by judasnixon (10788 posts) - - Show Bio

Tedward texted underaged girls dirty picture of his wiener....... Is this the bear you want to be presdent?

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This massage is brought to you by Larry Llama for Presdent

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#33 Posted by Samimista (22262 posts) - - Show Bio

@judasnixon: He was framed! It was the panda bear who did that! D= Tedward is innocent! 0.0

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#36 Posted by wildvine (12866 posts) - - Show Bio

@judasnixon: He was framed! It was the panda bear who did that! D= Tedward is innocent! 0.0

Dun dun duuuuuun

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#37 Posted by Katrin_Romanoff_004 (962 posts) - - Show Bio

He is the rightful heir to the presidency, thanks to Theodore Roosevelt. Vote Teddy!

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#38 Posted by Samimista (22262 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@samimista said:

@judasnixon: He was framed! It was the panda bear who did that! D= Tedward is innocent! 0.0

Dun dun duuuuuun

What a twist! =O The Raccoon Clan can help secure Tedward when he gets elected! No one will stop us. >=D

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#39 Posted by wildvine (12866 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@samimista said:

@judasnixon: He was framed! It was the panda bear who did that! D= Tedward is innocent! 0.0

Dun dun duuuuuun

What a twist! =O The Raccoon Clan can help secure Tedward when he gets elected! No one will stop us. >=D

I assume we can count on the rest of the raccoon clans support/votes?

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#40 Posted by Samimista (22262 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@samimista said:

@wildvine said:

@samimista said:

@judasnixon: He was framed! It was the panda bear who did that! D= Tedward is innocent! 0.0

Dun dun duuuuuun

What a twist! =O The Raccoon Clan can help secure Tedward when he gets elected! No one will stop us. >=D

I assume we can count on the rest of the raccoon clans support/votes?

Why of course! Bumpy is our second-in-command! Anything for her. =D Besides, if the llama becomes President, I fear everyone will be forced to eat soybeans for every meal. 0.0 Tis best for not that to happen. D=

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#41 Edited by NighThunder (7727 posts) - - Show Bio

Do you want a pedo for a president?

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Vote for Thunder wolf

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Thunder wolf scare off pedos

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Vote for thunder wolf

This message has been approved by thunderWolf

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#42 Edited by Dragonborn_CT (26211 posts) - - Show Bio

When you first mentioned werebears, the first thing that came to mind was this.

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#43 Posted by BumpyBoo (13377 posts) - - Show Bio

Tedward was expecting pedo jokes. He was even expecting someone to bring up the "bears can't do surgery" stereotype.

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So what are these people saying? That if Pedobear hurts kids, Tedward will too? That NO bears can excel in medicine? You know what that is? RACISM.

If you are comfortable with this brazen racial profiling then by all means, give your vote to another candidate. But if you are sick of the same old smear tactics, of the narrow minded attitude we bears have fought so long to stamp out...

VOTE TEDWARD,

If you don't, you're racist.

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#44 Posted by King Saturn (220482 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't like Tedward's policies... so No.

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#45 Edited by wildvine (12866 posts) - - Show Bio

This is positively outrageous. Our candidate has no record of wrong doing. I suppose next our opponent will be bringing up picnic basket thievery, beehive harassment, and a few "mauling" incidents. Its purely unethical to ascribe a few misdeeds committed by a few wayward bears to apply to bears as a species. This is the basest of smear techniques, and shows are opponents have no campaign whatsoever.

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#46 Posted by BumpyBoo (13377 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't like Tedward's policies... so No.

Even after he promised tax breaks for followers of Bootyism? :O

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#47 Edited by NighThunder (7727 posts) - - Show Bio

@king_saturn: Then vote for thunderwolf! Thunderwolf will make sure all the children at shellters have homes!

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#48 Posted by wildvine (12866 posts) - - Show Bio

@bumpyboo said:

VOTE TEDWARD,

If you don't, you're racist.

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#50 Posted by Gwahlur_Rising (325 posts) - - Show Bio

If cosmic demon-gods could vote, he'd have mine.