The "Toot Your Own Horn" Thread

Just brag about stuff your proud of yourself for

I once made aggressive actions toward what I believe was a Sasquatch. When it comes to "Fight or Flight" I'm gonna fight even if it's suicidal.

My ex got her new fella to try and beat me up.

He's now missing teeth and I didn't even get touched.

@rocketraccoonthingy said:

@the_roman said:

My ex got her new fella to try and beat me up.

He's now missing teeth and I didn't even get touched.

She keeps Moët et Chandon

In her pretty cabinet

'Let them eat cake,' she says

Just like Marie Antoinette

A built-in remedy

For Kruschev and Kennedy

At anytime an invitation

You can't decline

Please refrain from using profanity in the future.

I don't like to brag about myself it makes look stuck up.

"Bitch" is allowed.

Show me where in the rules it says that.

It's not in the rules, it's just that the mods have seen me posting the word "bitch" and have done nothing about.

That doesn't mean it is allowed. This is a child friendly website, and profanity is not allowed. Go ahead and tag any mod and ask them.

@bumpyboo is the word "bitch" allowed? I have been using it and none of the mods seen to be complaining.

lol why so serious

@i_am_lightning: It's on the fringes of what is and isn't allowed. It's considered pretty tame, so unless it's used as an insult you're unlikely to get a warning. But generally speaking, it's best to censor that to be on the safe side, some mods are more strict about it than others.

wat?

@bumpyboo: Thanks.

I guess we were both right in a sense.

I once beat up Batman with one hand tied behind my back

Mongoose

What is and is not allowed is completely dependent on level of popularity.

Same as the difference between trolling and "rustling jimmies".

I'm proud of myself for having the self-restraint not to track down all of the worst bullies from my old secondary school- who got me expelled from it for the £10 worth of damage to a wall display, which I inadvertently brought down with me in the process of getting beaten to the ground by a mob at least fifteen of them in the hallway, and all of whom got off completely scott free- and subsequently beat each one of them to death.

In my second week at my job, I managed to outsell all the other sales associates. The next closest one was over $1000 behind... and I work part-time.

I'm not good at anything

I accidentally shot up my whole school once

I'm a little kitty

After play testing and sending in my character sheet while play testing Dresden Lives the table top game they loved my character so much they asked for his full backstory.

King Iceberg the Thugnatious: the whitest pimp in New Orleans, even had his own pimp's prayer.

Got a silver medal at world championships in drumline... Less than a half point behind first.

I'm me.

@i_am_lightning: IDEK. Probably cause she's freaking insane.

I got invited to the closed beta for Rainbow Six: Siege

I just won 300 bucks on a scratch-off! Well yesterday but still it was awesome!

I bought 450 comics for $150. I haven't priced most of them yet, but I found one in there that's worth $140 all by itself.

I bought 31 Daredevil comics a couple weeks ago for $2 a piece. The value of these comics if I were to buy them online would be $870. It included the first issue by Frank Miller, the first appearance of Silver Samauri, the first appearance of Bullseye, the first appearance of Elektra and the death of Elektra among other comics which were valuable for no obvious reason.