The Offical No Fap December Thread

The Title says it all !

Invite/challenge your friends to undertake a test of absolute willpower !

Who among us will rise to the status of Green Lantern ?

Who among of is brave enough to compete ?

Keep it PG

Thread will consist of invites/challenge , Daily updates , and Motivational speeches.

Green Lanterns

1. BeaconofStrength @random_nerd@noah_ouellette
2. @jmarshmallow @osiris_phantom @transformers1024
3. @avenging_x_bolt @theacidskull @humanrocket
4. @king_saturn

You ruined it. It's no fap November, not December. You're gonna have to wait a year. I'm a 17 year Green Lantern veteran.

@beaconofstrength: It's too late to make the November thread, so i thought i'd create this.

@midnightdragon18: You're gonna have to wait another year. No fap November only comes around once a year. No exceptions.

@beaconofstrength: Yep, that means it's open season on fapping.

I am out

@sophia89: Uhh. Nothing....runs the freak out*****.

@lukehero: @sophia89: @beaconofstrength: I Challenge you !!!!!!

@midnightdragon18: 17 years and running. I have the will of a million men.

You can go f*ck yourself.

'Cause that's what I'll be doing ;)

@beaconofstrength: I've added you to the op...i'll cross your name out if you lose...invite/challenge your friends.

i challenge @jmarshmallow and @king_saturn

I've never played Whack-A-Mole Solo in my life, and I'm 18.

So I'm pretty sure you can call me Hal Jordan.

I don't get the Green Lantern jokes. Someone explain...

Does having a girl do it for you count? Cause if it does its over for me. Lol

@jmarshmallow: I'll add you to the Green Lantern list....you can be kyle

@grandsymbiote94: yes that does count, intercourse however is allowed.

Green Lantern = willpower

no fap challenge = test of willpower

@grandsymbiote94: The Green Power Ring is powered by willpower, so if you can handle the challenge you have the will power of GL, who are chosen based on their large amounts of willpower.

If you can't handle the challenge, join the Violet Lantern Corps. (Entity of Love) lol

@grandsymbiote94: @retconcrisis: I challenge you !

There goes my chance at being a Green Lantern.

You guys are Crazy... you won't last one week without Fapping... you'll get it in somewhere...

I shall attempt it

@king_saturn: wait so you're in ?...either way i added you to list. i'm kinda forcing you to compete.

you aint got cameras in my house... so how do you know if I aint crapping out on you ? how do you know if any of the competitors are crapping out on you ?

Nah, I don't fap enough to even bother testing my will to resist it lol

I tried this before for when my laptop was broken for 3months.

@king_saturn: we all have to vow completely honest, i'll just take their word.

I'd fail on the first day.

@xwraith: Give into pier pressure..do it

People lie over Fapping just like they lie over their Age and Appearance on the Internet... you really gonna trust that ?

@midnightdragon18: You're talking to someone who once did it twice in ten minutes.

(I'm not sure how or why I did it either.)

@king_saturn: whats the worst that'll happen, a few lairs "beat" the no fap challenge.

I'm currently in the process of completing No Fap November

You do know if you don't fap for a long amount of time, your body will attempt involuntary methods i.e wet dreams? I prefer to save me the laundry time, thank you.

Not cleaning out your pipes is a health risk. Shame on all of you.

Why would you do this to yourselves? What is there to be gained from not fapping other than really weird bragging rights?

@hecktate: discipline,it's the ultimate test of willpower.many try,few succeed.

@midnightdragon18: The ultimate test of willpower is holding your breath until you blackout. This test is weighted towards people with steady hookups.

@noone301994 said:

You son of a B**** lmao.

@noone301994 said:

I'd still hit.

You ask us to keep it PG. When the title has to do with masturbation? Are u mad?

I'm pretty sure that what you're proposing would turn your "lantern" blue, not green. ;)

Lol cold day in hell.

....... @noah_ouellette @osiris_phantom care to place a wager on who makes it through.

I would not win this challenge, that´s for sure, a month is tooooooo long.

@jmarshmallow: 0_0 I have 3 conclusions:

1) You have never experienced boredom and the slightest sexual arousement at the same time

2) You don't need to play wack-a-mole solo when there are fresh meat at hand

3) Jesus manufactured your 'ring'

I shall be protesting this hard and vigorously.