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#1 Edited by Dementia5 (634 posts) - - Show Bio
http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/09/08/lhc.collider/index.html

Looks like the French and Swiss are about to suck us all into a black hole. Or not.

Gotta love how the scientists insist this won't happen, but then say that since this is "exploratory science", they can't be certain what results they'll get.
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#2 Posted by the creator (8561 posts) - - Show Bio

That's why I have cleared my schedule for Wednesday when they try an experiment.
I figure that if a black hole opens up, I might just about get chance to pick up some Swiss chocolates on my way down the 'hole'.

As a scientist I am fascinated by the science behind the experiment and what can be achieved but at the same time the hairs on the back of my neck stand up just thinking about the forces to be unleashed and for me thats a sure sign that I have some major concerns.

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#3 Posted by Psysis (2270 posts) - - Show Bio

Aw! Come On! My Birthday Is On Sunday!!!!

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#4 Posted by Vlad Tepes Dracula (2223 posts) - - Show Bio

Been done, already closed the project down

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#5 Posted by King Saturn (220478 posts) - - Show Bio
Vlad Tepes Dracula said:
"Been done, already closed the project down"
Thank God
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#6 Posted by lionel hunter (2497 posts) - - Show Bio

that happened a month ago and they shut it down

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#7 Posted by RANDOMM (445 posts) - - Show Bio

I take it it didn't work then?

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#8 Posted by oldmagic (5265 posts) - - Show Bio

didn't this thread made a long time ago?

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#9 Posted by RANDOMM (445 posts) - - Show Bio

Nah, this one's from today.

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#10 Posted by The Wondering Spider (1535 posts) - - Show Bio

Why would they try to open a black hole for? if they want to study one just try and get in a ship and go.. hopefully the black hole be a 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000  light years away and the stupid scientist would die in space......

he is probably a nerd who got a bad life and hates bullies and want to kill us all :P

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#11 Posted by Swagga Boy (3737 posts) - - Show Bio

Tommorow  is the experment

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#12 Posted by Kiara_Sullivan (29701 posts) - - Show Bio

I hope this really has been closed down. I got a terrible feeling last night and it kept me up. Its never good when I get bad feelings

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#13 Posted by Swagga Boy (3737 posts) - - Show Bio

from what I heard it will take 50 months for the black hole to suck up the entire earth.

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#14 Posted by Kiara_Sullivan (29701 posts) - - Show Bio

Im so not thrilled.

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#15 Posted by cpt_linger (2971 posts) - - Show Bio

still no reason not open a bottle a shamps!

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#16 Posted by The_Martian (37399 posts) - - Show Bio
Swagga Boy said:
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Tommorow  is the experment

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I hope not, tomorrow is my day off.
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#17 Posted by iSHADOW (1975 posts) - - Show Bio

oh god, we are not getting sucked into a black hole. its not like dr. doom is the one conducting the experiment. get real.

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#18 Posted by The_Martian (37399 posts) - - Show Bio
iSHADOW said:
"oh god, we are not getting sucked into a black hole. its not like dr. doom is the one conducting the experiment. get real."
If he was I would feel safer:P
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#19 Posted by Dementia5 (634 posts) - - Show Bio
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#20 Edited by The Wondering Spider (1535 posts) - - Show Bio

AND Exactly what does the UN have to say about it? I mean they just let this happen even if the consequences could be the mass destruction of the earth? Wow so much for our leaders... I would shut down that project.... who cares how the universe was created, just live your life and stop whining....

Me whit billions of dollars? $$$$  Hah! I would be in the Bahamas half naked getting a tan, even if I can't get any darker, but still. I would be with ten different girls each one from a different countries feeding me grapes and giving me a massage whit a happy ending.

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#21 Edited by Korg (11351 posts) - - Show Bio

People really need to start learning the basic principals of physics and what the LHC is designed to do before assuming it's going to create a black hole large enough to sustain itself, let alone swallow Earth or some such nonsense. They won't even be doing collisions anytime soon. So, if you're expecting something disastrous to happen, feel free to hold your breath for the next 2-4 months.