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#1 Edited by kfhrfdu_89_76k (5673 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes, this is one of those hopefully funny and asinine message threads.

The point of this thread is to tell everybody, who you "really" are in the world outside this thing called Internet. Just remember not to tell who you REALLY are.

I`ll start.

My name is Kfh Rfdu. I`m a man with 16 tentacles, I was born in the year 8976 K, I live in Finland and I work as a flaming stuntman. I have 50 kids, but I`m not romantically entangled with anyone at the moment. Remember that single ladies. ; )

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#2 Posted by russellmania77 (17603 posts) - - Show Bio

i do not have a fake name, I really am Russellmania77. i wasnt born, i am always, and i never lose... EVER

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#3 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29887 posts) - - Show Bio

I am every sip.

Of every drink.

You have ever taken.

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#4 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10191 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm a cat that learned to type.

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#5 Edited by Dragonborn_CT (26211 posts) - - Show Bio

We are the Dragonborn of Tamriel. We come from all corners, all places. From Skyrim, Morrowind, Hammerfell, The Summerset Isles, Cyrodil and all others. We are of all races. Nord, Orc, Breton, Imperiel, Elf Kind (Wood Elves, Dark Elves and High Elves), Khajiit, Redguard and Argonian. We are born in times of extraordinary crises. Tamriel will never fall into darkness. We the Dragonborn, the Dovahkiin will rise above all evil, vanquish it back into Oblivion. Always remember: Sky above, Voice within.

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#6 Edited by Sideslash (6127 posts) - - Show Bio

We are called Legion, for we are many.

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#7 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2845 posts) - - Show Bio

'there was a hole here. now it's gone'

i'm on comicvine james.

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#8 Posted by Dabee (2421 posts) - - Show Bio

You know that little white squiggly line that appears in your line of vision, but you can't really look at it directly? Yep, that's me.

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#9 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19683 posts) - - Show Bio

I am alpha and omega, the beginning and the end. I am that which is, which was, and is yet to come... and you will know my name is Megatron when I lay my vengeance upon you!

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#10 Posted by Loki9876 (3366 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader: if you're the alpha and omega then you are Jesus.
I am every fear in your mind ever, manifested in a physical form. Fear me cause I am the fear.

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#11 Posted by FlashDamn (969 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the mystical entity of Nothing that that does Nothing affect Nothing and cares about Nothing and guess what else Nothing

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#12 Posted by lvenger (29545 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!

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#13 Posted by KnightRise (4811 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the Ripper. Tearer. Slasher. Gougher. I am the Teeth in the night. The Talons in the Darkness. Mine is strength...and lust...and power! I be Beowulf!

@lvenger: Bravo!

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#14 Edited by lvenger (29545 posts) - - Show Bio

@knightrise: Yours is a good quote too. Still awesome today!

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#15 Posted by inferiorego (25564 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm Mat "Inferiorego" Elfring. I'm a lot like my real life counterpart Mat "Matches" Elfring except I'm less delusional.

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#16 Edited by PrinceAragorn1 (31049 posts) - - Show Bio

@lvenger said:

I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!

So in short, you mean:

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#17 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (21616 posts) - - Show Bio

I am better than you.

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#18 Posted by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones (19323 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm That Guy With Headphones ...and I can't hear you.

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#19 Edited by Chronus (1118 posts) - - Show Bio
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#20 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (3296 posts) - - Show Bio

I am vengeance.. I am the night... I AM BATMAN!

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#21 Posted by DaDivineKing (42379 posts) - - Show Bio
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#22 Edited by Jonny_Anonymous (45343 posts) - - Show Bio

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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#23 Edited by Samimista (22290 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm the crazy cat lady that all your friends advise you to stay away from.

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#24 Edited by KnightRise (4811 posts) - - Show Bio

I think what this thread really tells us, is that all heros have an awesome name introductory speech

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#25 Posted by deactivated-579e79a09210d (3799 posts) - - Show Bio

I am Batman

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#26 Posted by wildvine (13234 posts) - - Show Bio

I am your search bar. I know everything....

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#27 Posted by The_Roman (3426 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the Ripper. Tearer. Slasher. Gougher. I am the Teeth in the night. The Talons in the Darkness. Mine is strength...and lust...and power! I be Beowulf!

@lvenger: Bravo!

Gouger. Begone, unnecessary H!

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#29 Posted by lykopis (10868 posts) - - Show Bio

I am a sentient rock. My name is Bob.

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#30 Posted by Joygirl (21033 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm Joygirl. ... Yeah. It's time to start running.

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#31 Edited by turoksonofstone (14672 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the best there is

the best there was

and the best there ever will be.

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#32 Edited by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10191 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

I am a sentient rock. My name is Bob.

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#33 Posted by Donovan Montgomery (5752 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the terror that flaps in the knight. I am the lint in your bellybutton. I....am..... DARKWING NUT!!

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#34 Posted by JediXMan (37527 posts) - - Show Bio

I am JediXMan.

...

Yeah.

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#35 Posted by ARMIV2 (10004 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm full.

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#36 Edited by joshmightbe (27423 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm secretly stealing all of your soles, and no that wasn't a typo I mean the bottoms of your shoes.

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#37 Edited by kfhrfdu_89_76k (5673 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe:

You`ll have to prove that.

...

Hey, where`d the soles of my shoes vanish...?

@armiv2 said:

I'm full.

Me too. Well, not full, but I don`t need to eat anything more, currently.

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#38 Edited by PrinceAragorn1 (31049 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the best there is

the best there was

and the best there ever will be.

You're chocolate ice cream?

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#39 Edited by ARMIV2 (10004 posts) - - Show Bio

@turoksonofstone said:

I am the best there is

the best there was

and the best there ever will be.

You're chocolate ice cream?

Or maybe cookies and cream?

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#40 Edited by mrdecepticonleader (19683 posts) - - Show Bio

@loki9876 said:

@mrdecepticonleader: i

f you're the alpha and omega then you are Jesus.

I am every fear in your mind ever, manifested in a physical form. Fear me cause I am the fear.

No need to take this thread to heart.It was just a Megatron that I really like and thought was an appropriate one for this thread.

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#41 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23390 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the hole in things.

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#42 Posted by Pyrogram (45500 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm roger.

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#43 Posted by Loki9876 (3366 posts) - - Show Bio
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#44 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (19683 posts) - - Show Bio
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#45 Posted by TifaLockhart (18436 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm secretly a man.

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#47 Posted by OmgOmgWtfWtf (7475 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the brightest night.

I am the darkest light.

I see with blind sight.

All bark and no bite.

Yet still with no fright.

I will continue to fight.

I am the unholy white.

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#48 Edited by PrinceAragorn1 (31049 posts) - - Show Bio

I am the brightest night.

I am the darkest light.

I see with blind sight.

All bark and no bite.

Yet still with no fright.

I will continue to fight.

I am the unholy white.

that actually sounds kind of cool..

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#49 Edited by lykopis (10868 posts) - - Show Bio
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#50 Edited by Aiden Cross (15726 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm every woman, it's all in me. Anything you want done, i'll do it naturally.