Supervillains and the eternal stupidity thereof

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lorbo

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#1  Edited By lorbo

SUPERVILLAINS AND THE ETERNAL STUPIDITY THEREOF

34. No matter how smart a supervillain allegedly is, he will commit 95%+ of his crimes in a city that has superheroes. If he’s a Marvel supervillain, he’s probably doing 95% of his crimes in a New York City that has more superheroes than ATMs. You know where else you can find ATMs?

Houston: over 200 banks, 3300 ATMs, 0 superheroes. Just saying.

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#3  Edited By ssejllenrad

To be fair, the classic tale would be Supervillain comes first then Superhero is created to stop the villain. Villain is the cause of the plot. Unfortunately, that wouldn't work in a massive "superhero world" like Marvel or DC.

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#4  Edited By TheSecondOpinion

That's what you call CIS.

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@lorbo said:

Houston: over 200 banks, 3300 ATMs, 0 superheroes. Just saying.

Uhm, excuse me, is he chopped liver?