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#1 Posted by JonSmith (4502 posts) - - Show Bio

So with the recent trend in movies of putting Avengers in reworked fairy tales, i.e.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, starring THOR! Whose attempting to disguise himself by trading his hammer for a couple of axes.

And...

Hansel and Gretel, starring Hawkeye, whose taking time off to teach the next Hawkeye, Kate Bishop, how to use a bow, starting with the easy to use crossbow.

I think we can all agree that the next combo in line is...

Starring...

Or is that too obvious? Any other combos you people can think of for Hollywood to mess with?

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#2 Posted by TrueIlluminatus (9579 posts) - - Show Bio

A fairy tale involving Captain America searching for WMD's in Iraq. It would be a spectacular work of fiction.

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#3 Posted by Decoy Elite (30159 posts) - - Show Bio

Iron Man is...The Big Bad Wolf.

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#4 Posted by minigunman123 (3262 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman, in...

Santa Clause.

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#5 Posted by Xanni15 (6791 posts) - - Show Bio

Black Window in... family site never mind.

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#6 Posted by TrueIlluminatus (9579 posts) - - Show Bio
@Xanni15 said:

Black Window in... family site never mind.

Backdoor Soviets 13?
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#7 Posted by Xanni15 (6791 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus said:

@Xanni15 said:

Black Window in... family site never mind.

Backdoor Soviets 13?

What happens in Black Widow stays in Black Widow.

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#8 Posted by TrueIlluminatus (9579 posts) - - Show Bio
@Xanni15 said:

@Illuminatus said:

@Xanni15 said:

Black Window in... family site never mind.

Backdoor Soviets 13?

What happens in Black Widow stays in Black Widow.

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#9 Posted by Xanni15 (6791 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus:

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#10 Posted by Decoy Elite (30159 posts) - - Show Bio
@Xanni15 said:

@Illuminatus said:

@Xanni15 said:

Black Window in... family site never mind.

Backdoor Soviets 13?

What happens in Black Widow stays in Black Widow.

I'm pretty sure everything has stayed in Black Widow. 
If you know what I mean.
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#11 Posted by TrueIlluminatus (9579 posts) - - Show Bio
@Xanni15:
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#12 Posted by Xanni15 (6791 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite:

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#13 Posted by Xanni15 (6791 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus: Oh, my.

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#14 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29887 posts) - - Show Bio

BLACK WIDOW SEX THREAD 2013

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#15 Posted by consolemaster001 (6934 posts) - - Show Bio

RED HOOD IN: RED RIDING HOOD

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#16 Posted by Fuchsia_Nightingale (10191 posts) - - Show Bio

Hansel and Gretel looks awful

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#17 Posted by Xanni15 (6791 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

BLACK WIDOW SEX THREAD 2013

Make it happen!

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#18 Posted by Decoy Elite (30159 posts) - - Show Bio

Banner, Nick Fury, and Hawkeye are...Three Little Pigs.

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#19 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (8502 posts) - - Show Bio

Black Widow. Red Riding Hood.

Captain America. Jack the Giant Killer.

Hulk. Hunchback of Notre Dame?