Ronda Rousey vs Cyborg Justino (Featherweight bout)

Ronda "Rowdy" Rousey

VS

Cristiane "Cyborg" Justino

• Featherweight bout (145 lbs)
• Unified MMA rules
• 5, 5-min rounds
• For the Unified Invicta/UFC Women's Featherweight title

Who wins and how? Or better yet, how long does Rousey last before Cyborg mauls her?

@comicstooge, @mexicutioner, @laflux, @somayareece, @thenaughtytitan.

You want Rousey to die?

I enjoyed watching Holm light her up. :)

@WarBlade539: It takes alot of Energy to be a Rockstar.

Ronda might last a round

"Reminds me of a young Babalu, Joe"

She does have a tough skull. I wonder how long she lasts against Travis? And no, I am not talking about fornication. :P

Travis Browne is such a punching bag in his own division that Ronda likely beats his ass too.

Rousey gets her wig peeled back.

I think Browne is a twat but your just hating now.

He's just stating the truth.

Rousey wins because Cyborg got brain damage.

Different Cyborg.

Remember when Rousey's coach said she could knock Cyborg out with one hand tied behind her back? Lmao

Cyborg can take out any female in the ufc.

I don't follow ufc

Isn't Cyborg the one that used to be a man?

Nope. The transsexual joke came from her once abusing testosterone and anabolic steroids.

He also thinks Ronda won the striking exchange against Holm.

Highly likely.

@WarBlade539:

Bloody hell - no joke?

I'd better stick to beach volleyball

@stupid1: She hasn't failed a drug-test since. She's also a very skilled fighter and an absolute machine, there's that too.

Don't doubt that, looking at her

I'd be more worried of her failing the cough & drop test

Cyborg would beat Rondy on a Brutal KO similar fashion as to how Holly Holm KO her... it would officially be the end of Rousey's career at that point. I don't think she would want to do MMA anymore after that.

On a side note, did anyone see that Michael Page dude in Bellator who crushed the other Cyborg MMA fighter skull with a Flying Knee ? Dude was on some Pokemon stuff after he beat him.

@WarBlade539: That man is delusional. No wonder Ronda is still with him. He's the only one that can hype her up.

USADA testing is no joke. They can flag you for literally everything. She would of got caught by now if she was still on it.

You guys do realize that the "She's a dude" jokes peaked when you were in Grade School, right?

Unlikely, when I was in elementary, she wasn't even fighting. :P
But in all seriousness, no one made that joke in this thread.

I remember one of Steven Crowders shows had a guy called Chael or kael on & he was saying how the testing isn't uniform between the states (or words to that effect) so it would be difficult to know what meds you can and cannot be on

USADA has a uniform list of PEDs that it applies to everyone who gets tested under the UFC banner.

That's fair enough

I would imagine it would be no different to other sports, when it comes to performance enhancers - everyone will want something that will give them a competitive edge & some will turn to drugs to get that

Did Lesnar just fail something recently

He sure did.

Testing isn't uniform in the sense that not everyone is tested equally. Some people are tested more than others and others haven't been tested nearly as much. Chael is right.

Eeeehhh.

Fallon Fox is the transgender with the nice rack.

Browne isn't a punching bag? Ever since he moved to GFC, he has been.

@WarBlade539: Jack Slack did a breakdown of Cyborg vs Rousey.