Rise of the Trolls: The End of Comic Vine

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#1  Edited By mysticmedivh

Citizens of Comic Vine, I bring grave news. Permanent bans? They're not really permanent, as Saren confirmed.

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What does this mean? Every account or alt that's ever been banned? They'll be unbanned, soon enough.

I'm afraid that when the time comes we will feel a great rumbling resonating through our bones, and we will look up to see apocalyptic hordes upon hordes of trolls charging and stampeding towards Comic Vine. Why? Revenge.

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Currently, they are shackled to their prisons, but their hearts still burn with vengeance, and their souls still lust for blood. Trolls, fanboys, spammers, bots that try to sell relationship advice, penis enlargement pills, and a miracle cures for wrinkly skin. You name it and they shall rise from their pits of damnation like a swarm of locusts, as they try to send us to kingdom come.

I come as a herald and a prophet to warn thee!

May the glorious light and heavenly grace of Bat-God bless your souls.

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Chew is my shepherd I shall not want

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If these banned people are still alive by 2071, why would they still care about this site?

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Blessed shall be his return , and on Judgement Day , in the name of the father the Bat God , the son Chew and the Holy Spirit Prep , we shall face the apocalypse togteher

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#5  Edited By stormshadow_x

Sweet Merciful God.....He speaks the truth and with the truth comes the end...

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Amen my brothers. Fear not, for The Heavenly Church of Lord Chew and Batgod, our saviors, will guide us to freedom and salvation from the impending wave of trolls

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Lol I probably wont be using this site until 2071. Hell I dont even know if Ill be alive when the time comes.

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If these banned people are still alive by 2071, why would they still care about this site?

Question not the Lord's prophecy, for thy Lord has foretold of this revelation!

With a vengeful passion they plot in their prisons, yearning for the day Comic Vine falls, and when the time comes they shall strike!

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1 year, 6 months ago

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Our Lord and Saviour Wenjun Chew will save his faithfull followers on that day and all those who oppose will be left to rot.

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dont worry super-fatso will eat all trolls

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Lol

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2071...the trolls are coming. The wall will fall

~MiB

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heh heh heh

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Chew is our salvation.

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Mark my words. CV will be ours! None shall be spared!

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If these banned people are still alive by 2071, why would they still care about this site?

It's a joke.

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Man. Our great grandkids sure are gonna be pissed.

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Suddenly, I really want there to be a feature where once you're perma-banned, the last thing you can do is create a Revenge Thread, all of which will be posted at the same time in the future, in this case, 2071. Title and topic can be whatever you want, you make it upon being banned, and submit it then. On that day, in the year 2071, all the topics will be submitted to the forums as a collective. Could make it a whole event, where the mods warn everybody what's going to happen the following day.

Serves no practical purpose beyond giving voice to a**holes, but it might be a neat novelty feature.

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I will be long gone before that. All hail Klandicar.

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2071.. New year's eve.. The apocalypse comes.

How can someone be so broken inside they don't get the joke? Jesus christ people.. I feel sorry for you, lol.

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More worthless mentioning of trolls

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I will guide the trolls to GLORY.

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2071?

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#31  Edited By BappyRonChantin

Don't worry brothers! Not a single troll shall pass as long as I'm alive! I'll be on the front line in that day, defending this site with my electric lightsaber and mighty plastic shield.

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Do not worry! The great God Emperor Trump shall lead an army of wall engineers! They shall stop the trolls! If not then not even the power of the gods and mods can hold the power of the trolls! #PraiseLordTrump

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I doubt this site will still exist in 2071.

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Will the world even be around come 2071? Even if so, I doubt I'd even be using CV by then. I'll already be a granddaddy with god knows how much children and grandchildren. I'll be too old and too occupied to be using a dinosaur website in 2071.

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#37  Edited By jumpstart55

lmao this is some Game of Thrones level shi..lol No seriously unless we lived in Game of Thrones or Middle Earth where actual trolls, orcs and whitewalkers existed..I dont see how one can infer a rise of the banned senior citizen trolls..smh and lmfao.

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Ororo Munroe aka Storm.

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These trolls are losing their touch. They are getting too predictable.

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Is Saren even here anymore?

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@xwraith said:

Is Saren even here anymore?

Clearly, the war became so violent and lasted so long, that one of the sides managed to develop time travel to either go back in time to either prevent the war from happening, or to pull a "Terminator" and prevent his children from becoming heroic mods from defending the site.

We have no way of knowing whether or not he's been removed by the trolls, or the future mods decided to risk creating a temporal paradox by removing one of their early heroes to prevent The War from happening. Once sent back, their soldiers would have removed him from the equation to prevent him from making that post and alerting trolls of the possibility of their return, which had allowed for them to become a unified force and a palpable threat.

With Saren gone, they would also work on wiping out those who would be or sire Troll leaders; in this timeline, without Saren, they never knew they could return, allowing the time-traveling Mod-Soldiers to infiltrate and purge the Trolls from the outside of ComicVine.

Alternatively, time travel was never invented, and the Trolls have put the kibosh on him for having inadvertently allowed people to gear up in resistance for the coming war.

Alternatively alternatively, He's been selected by the aforementioned time travelers to be cryogenically frozen, so as to aid in the war effort.

Alternatively alternatively alternatively, the ComicVine staff and the Mods have been infiltrated by Trolls; or maybe even been in collusion with the Trolls this whole time, training trolls in secret so as to begin the fabled WorldWideWeb War. The Banned Trolls are the ones deemed worthy and are cryogenically frozen to take part in the WWWW. Saren was the last holdout or the only holdout, and when he leaked this secret information, he was silenced for treason.

Or, most likely, he's not around as much anymore.

The sad thing is, I'm sure that at least one of these things is right and I'm now on a deathlist.

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@xwraith said:

Is Saren even here anymore?

No. He left Comic Vine after becoming unmodded.

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#47  Edited By removekebab

I doubt the forum will survive that long

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2071, THE SECOND COMING OF LORD CHEW

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@xwraith said:

Is Saren even here anymore?

No. He left Comic Vine after becoming unmodded.

I thought Saren was a chick who posed as a dude. She admitted to it about a year ago then I asked if she was single & she got really mad at me.

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Maybe then the geists will come back

They have their time in the sun, but Lord Chew is Eternal.