Rate the Pickup line above you.

Meh. 5/10

5/10

*Act like your talking on the phone with someone*

*Look at her while saying "Okay, is that her"*

Walk to her and say "I was talking to God, and he said he lost an angel. May that be you?"

1/10

Are you dynamite? because you blow me away!

8

The minds of the world are mine. But my heart is yours.

7

"Say baby. You're pretty, I'm pretty, what say we go back to my place and stare at each other for a while."

6

10

Hey girl, is your name Google? Cause you've got everything I'm searching for.

4/10

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be cumming too

5

2 ONly because I don't think most young people today would get that (just my humble opinion) ;)

Wanna f*** and go eat pizza? What? Don't you like pizza?

2

You make my heart go BOOOOM!

1

10 for futurama.

you look like a sexy chick, lets go fulfill our destiny in my bedroom.

4

Are you from Tennessee? Because I want to make out with your face.

5

"Im millionare..."

5

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

4

Hey, can you smell what the Rock is cookin?

7

"I like you and i want you, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choise is yours"

2/10

I bet goldfish wish you were a goldfish, because then they could say that they're the same species as you.

6

"If I had a dollar for every woman who didn't find me attractive, eventually, you'd find me attractive."

3/10

Hey baby. *wink*

5/10

"I'm like a non-Newtonian fluid. The more force you apply the harder I get."

7

" Im billionaire "

4.

"Settle now, or be alone forever".

8

"Are you nobody? Because my second ex-wife said nobody would go for me o_0"

@ozymandysseus: 0

This line will be picked up.

0

@b_r023: 0? Really? Come on, you gotta give Kirk some credit, that line was hilarious!

@mylittlefascist: Just heard it before. Was funny tho lol. Anyhow, Don't derail the topic bruh

@mylittlefascist: @b_r023: I don’t care what you guys say, kirk’s line gets an 11. Though he gets a 0 for not doing his homework/research first. If you’re picking up what I’m putting down.

Ot: Went for a checkup this morning, and my doctor said i’m lacking Vitamin U

6

@b_r023: You deserved it for giving a great line a 0.

@mylittlefascist: Screw you. I am gonna keep doing it.

Ot: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I turn around and come back again?

Zero for being mean to my brother in law.

OT:Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

3

Hey babe, you up for a threesome, and by threesome I mean we do it three times!

3

How's it hanging sweet mama

4

When I saw you, I'm sure my heart stopped. Can you see if it's still beating?

4. It's an eye roller. Trying too hard. Shows you're not really good with flirting with women.

Hey, I love your shirt. Looks like you're a woman of taste.

4

Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

3/10

Hey, do you like dragons?
Cos ill be dragon these nuts across your face tonight.

Can I just say this is my personal favorite and has worked most of the time for me.

2. You'll never get a date with that. More like a slap to the face. Girls don't like overtly thirsty dudes.

Did you lose weight? Because you look fantastic!

3

Are you a true gamer? Because if you aren't this conversation is done.

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Do you like eggs?

4, I don't get it

Damn I must be dead, cause I'm seeing an Angel!