Q: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

A: Because the dead return. Because light reverses. Because the sky is a gap. Because it’s a shout. Because light reverses. Because the dead return. Because footsteps on the ceiling. Because footsteps in the basement. Because the sky is a shout. Because it’s a gap. Because the grass doesn’t grow, or grows too much, or grows wrong. Because the dead return. Because the dead return. That – that – is why the chicken crosses the road.

Huh?

Rely maeks u thing...

@killerforhire: Do you know the Thistle Man?

But who was phone?

This is a Rouflex thread in disguise...

I know The Muffin Man.

So is johnnh anonymous a rouflex alt?

It would seem so.......It would seem so.

I was just listening to this the other day.

@rogueshadow: Ha I knew someone would get the reference eventually.

Pfft I've been here a lot longer than @rouflex has.

@jonny_anonymous: Glad you reminded me of this. I'm going for a long walk now so I'm gonna listen to some more of it. The Thistle Man was some creepy, Stephen King level shit.

@rogueshadow: Yeah it totally has a Stephen King vibe to it. I just found it by chance beacuse I was looking for a new podcast to listen to.

Waiting for Gordon Ramsey gif saying "because you didn't f****** cook it"

The chicken doesnt need a reason, it do what it want

On the way to nuggetville

No, it isn't.

To get to the other ,,,,, Oh forget it.

I just happened to come across it on youtube.

Foolish mortals.