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#1 Posted by Baron_von_Santa (5846 posts) - - Show Bio

he left out under god, but the reason? the illuminati typed in backwards with a .com goes to the NSA? the NSA spying on people for another reason? not to stop crime, but simply to know what the average man is doing? because i did some research, and the NSA never stopped a single crime. they claimed to have stopped 54, but 42 were exaggerated. the zazi case subway bomber was stopped by simple police work, the FBI used court approved wire taps, and further evidence in zazis car provided the evidence. so if the NSA is not doing anything, why not just close it down? because it provides info to give to the illuminati.

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#2 Posted by Cream_God (15522 posts) - - Show Bio

i thought he was the Antchrist

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#3 Posted by Yokergeist (12483 posts) - - Show Bio

Obama in the illuminati? Wouldn't be surprised.

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#4 Posted by Wolverine008 (50677 posts) - - Show Bio

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#5 Posted by CuddleBear (1397 posts) - - Show Bio

*places call to illuminati overlords* "yes the name is Baron von Santa! quickly he is telling them! get there before its too late!!!!

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#6 Posted by Yokergeist (12483 posts) - - Show Bio

Btw, Squidward is also in the illuminati. Anyone see that episode where he joins that secret club with the hats with an eye on it?

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#7 Posted by Cream_God (15522 posts) - - Show Bio

Btw, Squidward is also in the illuminati. Anyone see that episode where he joins that secret club with the hats with an eye on it?

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#8 Posted by WillPayton (16534 posts) - - Show Bio

he left out under god, but the reason? the illuminati typed in backwards with a .com goes to the NSA? the NSA spying on people for another reason? not to stop crime, but simply to know what the average man is doing? because i did some research, and the NSA never stopped a single crime. they claimed to have stopped 54, but 42 were exaggerated. the zazi case subway bomber was stopped by simple police work, the FBI used court approved wire taps, and further evidence in zazis car provided the evidence. so if the NSA is not doing anything, why not just close it down? because it provides info to give to the illuminati.

Here we go again.

<sigh>

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#9 Edited by CuddleBear (1397 posts) - - Show Bio
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#10 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (8211 posts) - - Show Bio

The NSA Google Thing is a google joke like typing in Zerg Rush

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#11 Posted by Baron_von_Santa (5846 posts) - - Show Bio
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#12 Posted by gumflabica (3460 posts) - - Show Bio

I have nothin to say. Take the lack of "g"'s on words that would normally end in "ing" as if I were saying them casually and indifferent and shove it up your ass society!

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#13 Posted by CuddleBear (1397 posts) - - Show Bio

@cuddlebear: i hope you jest!

yes please tell us more of how we can fight this illuminati *zeroing in with tracking device*

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#14 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (8211 posts) - - Show Bio

Wait actually someone researched this on GoDaddy Heres the Owners of the Illumanti sites :P

Itanimulli.us is owned by:

Scott Lamb

25 Venita Drive

Athens, Georgia 30606

United States

GoDaddy search results: Link

Itanimulli.com is owned by:

John Fenley

1985N 360E

Provo, Utah 84604-1803

United States

GoDaddy search results: Link

All that is going on here is this: These two guys bought the addresses, and then did a redirect for each domain. They simply made Itanimulli.us forward visitors to WhiteHouse.gov, and Itanimulli.com forward visitors to NSA.gov.

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#15 Posted by joshmightbe (27412 posts) - - Show Bio

If there really was a secret society smart enough to run the whole world without any kind of solid evidence that they actually exist, would random conspiracy nuts actually be able to uncover it? And if they aren't yet running the world and have been around as long as the conspiracy guys say then they don't seem to be very good at world domination. Either way its not like it really matters, one group of assholes in charge is the same as another.

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#16 Posted by Baron_von_Santa (5846 posts) - - Show Bio

@cuddlebear: i am on the run! you can not track me, ho ho ho! i will continue to fight you until the anti illuminati wins

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#17 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (8211 posts) - - Show Bio

If there really was a secret society smart enough to run the whole world without any kind of solid evidence that they actually exist, would random conspiracy nuts actually be able to uncover it? And if they aren't yet running the world and have been around as long as the conspiracy guys say then they don't seem to be very good at world domination. Either way its not like it really matters, one group of assholes in charge is the same as another.

Your Just Angry You Weren't Aloud in The Illuminatti but Beyonce was xD

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#18 Posted by Baron_von_Santa (5846 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: did you just call me a nut? i am on the run, maybe i should stop by your house as soon as i catch my breath lol

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#20 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (8211 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran said:

@thecheesestabber said:

@joshmightbe said:

If there really was a secret society smart enough to run the whole world without any kind of solid evidence that they actually exist, would random conspiracy nuts actually be able to uncover it? And if they aren't yet running the world and have been around as long as the conspiracy guys say then they don't seem to be very good at world domination. Either way its not like it really matters, one group of assholes in charge is the same as another.

Your Just Angry You Weren't Aloud in The Illuminatti but Beyonce was xD

I sure am.

You just cant get the Whole 2 Hand Triangle thing down xD

Keep Making Squares do ya xD?

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#22 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (8211 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran said:

@thecheesestabber said:

@mitran said:

@thecheesestabber said:

@joshmightbe said:

If there really was a secret society smart enough to run the whole world without any kind of solid evidence that they actually exist, would random conspiracy nuts actually be able to uncover it? And if they aren't yet running the world and have been around as long as the conspiracy guys say then they don't seem to be very good at world domination. Either way its not like it really matters, one group of assholes in charge is the same as another.

Your Just Angry You Weren't Aloud in The Illuminatti but Beyonce was xD

I sure am.

You just cant get the Whole 2 Hand Triangle thing down xD

Keep Making Squares do ya xD?

...yes.

man, who even cares about triangles anyway

Espically one with an Eyeball xD

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#23 Posted by joshmightbe (27412 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: did you just call me a nut? i am on the run, maybe i should stop by your house as soon as i catch my breath lol

If they really ran things do you really believe they wouldn't be able to trace your IP and find you? I know 12 year olds that can do that.

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#24 Posted by Baron_von_Santa (5846 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: no! i am doomed! but seriously, the illuminati thread is real. it connects the NSA to singers and the people in power, the TV show makers and the drug sellers

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#25 Posted by Dabee (2421 posts) - - Show Bio

No, that can't be. I don't think the Illuminati accepts Kenyan socialist Muslims. (I'm kidding if it's unclear, please don't flame me.)

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#26 Edited by joshmightbe (27412 posts) - - Show Bio

@baron_von_santa: I don't buy it, and what possible use would singers be to a world domination organization? And don't give me that Bs about subliminal messages because that's been proven to be way less effective than its trumped up to be.

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#27 Posted by Baron_von_Santa (5846 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: some conspiracy guys expose those messages, some people think it is cool, and not take it seriously. the messages are not useful by themselves, but with an idiot playing into their hands... like the double clue. NSA says they are to catch enemies but they are doing what they are really doing in plain sight, spying on people. i have done some research on the NSA.

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#28 Posted by joshmightbe (27412 posts) - - Show Bio

@baron_von_santa: The NSA is terrible at covering their tracks. There is plenty of major news coverage of them getting caught spying on people they shouldn't be. Any decently run evil organization would be able to keep that out of the papers. If they are a real thing then they are pretty bad at their job, we're talking Monarch henchman level incompetence here.

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#29 Posted by superstay (11961 posts) - - Show Bio

@baron_von_santa:

he left out under god, but the reason? the illuminati typed in backwards with a .com goes to the NSA? the NSA spying on people for another reason? not to stop crime, but simply to know what the average man is doing? because i did some research, and the NSA never stopped a single crime. they claimed to have stopped 54, but 42 were exaggerated. the zazi case subway bomber was stopped by simple police work, the FBI used court approved wire taps, and further evidence in zazis car provided the evidence. so if the NSA is not doing anything, why not just close it down? because it provides info to give to the illuminati.

Oh gawd, you're spilling important secrets. DANM...thanks to you, the Vine is going to be stripped off the face of the earth...

I'm getting out now. You never saw me...

d.....b

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#30 Posted by Baron_von_Santa (5846 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: the NSA wants you to know about it. see? telling you the half truth is better than a lie. if they told a lie, then they know that people would find out sooner or later. if they just tell you half of it, and focus your complaints on the spying part, and not the real reason, then you will not even think to link it.

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#31 Edited by Baron_von_Santa (5846 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: @superstay: i do not know anything! just guesswork! and i am as stupid as a duck! nothing here people, just a bunch of nuts debating about useless stuff here... see? half truth. though i am not as good at it as the illuminati

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#32 Posted by cameron83 (8365 posts) - - Show Bio

lol this is kinda funny

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#33 Posted by joshmightbe (27412 posts) - - Show Bio

@baron_von_santa: So making the general public think they're a bunch of incompetent jack asses and getting people to publicly question their usefulness is all part of their plan? Because if so its a remarkably stupid plan. Also there is no way human nature would allow a one world government, any organization that tried would be crippled by in fighting and back stabbing.

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#34 Posted by Baron_von_Santa (5846 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: human nature is also lazy. we complain, but we do not take action. and i doubt they will take over soon. they waited for two centuries, they can wait longer. and question the usefulness of the NSAs ability to catch criminals is better than knowing the truth about spying.

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#35 Posted by joshmightbe (27412 posts) - - Show Bio

@baron_von_santa: But we do know they're spying there have been 5 exposes on it this month alone.

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#36 Edited by Baron_von_Santa (5846 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: but we think it is for catching criminals. they have turned it completely in the wrong direction. studies have shown that about 40% of US citizens support it because they thought it is useful in stopping criminals, but all that is irrelevant, the truth is right there, set just in front of us, they are spying on us. the

secret is they are for the illuminati.

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#37 Edited by TheCheeseStabber (8211 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: but we think it is for catching criminals. they have turned it completely in the wrong direction. studies have shown that about 40% of US citizens support it because they thought it is useful in stopping criminals, but all that is irrelevant, the truth is right there, set just in front of us, they are spying on us. the

secret is they are for the illuminati.

If the Illuminati exists why would they want everyone to know?

The NSA exists and they want people to know

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#38 Posted by joshmightbe (27412 posts) - - Show Bio

@baron_von_santa: Most people already know they have a s**tty record in crime prevention and detection and we know for a fact they've been abusing their power. Your argument is failing because their screw ups are well established public knowledge now and if anything it would make any conspiracy involving them vulnerable. If anything the NSA would be a liability that they'd want to get rid of.

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#39 Posted by KnightRise (4811 posts) - - Show Bio

I thought it was general conspiracy birdbrain knowledge that the POTUS is historically an Illuminati puppet?

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#40 Edited by silkyballfro94 (6862 posts) - - Show Bio

Wouldn't be surprised if a secret society existed that actually runs the world. They don't necessarily have to be the Illuminati though.

Anyone ever wonder what happened to the Rockefellers or the Rothschilds? Purpose of Bilderberg? Bohemian Grove? Questions to wonder about. Check these out:

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=booKP974B0k&amp;desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbooKP974B0k

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=h1bJsJPuXrQ

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#41 Edited by joshmightbe (27412 posts) - - Show Bio

@knightrise: All politicians are puppets, its just not some evil secret cabal controlling them. It corporations and well funded special interest groups with their hands up their asses.

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#42 Posted by Baron_von_Santa (5846 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: okay, let us just say, you know about the NSA but not about their connection with the illuminati. you know they are abusing power, spying on people, getting nothing done. so you do not like the NSA, and complain and vote against it. but for these three reasons, how many Americans will actually take action? the gov will ensure the NSA is hated for the wrong things, and continue to keep it for few will take action. and this is not an argument. it is fact. i care about exposing them, giving the info to someone else, when i finally have enough info, and then still, most people will not take action against them. as you said, human nature. Michael Jackson warned about it, and people just are too lazy. we are born to be led, but think it is because of our own free will. still, human nature

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#43 Posted by mikethekiller (9302 posts) - - Show Bio

Guess what...I'm in the Illuminati.

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#44 Posted by loseup (350 posts) - - Show Bio

guess what, whoever posted inhere is gonna die

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#45 Posted by joshmightbe (27412 posts) - - Show Bio

Guess what...I'm in the Illuminati.

As are Santa and the Tooth Fairy

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#46 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (8211 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm in the Illuminuti (Brownie Points if you know the reference)

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#47 Edited by Vaeternus (9558 posts) - - Show Bio

*places call to illuminati overlords* "yes the name is Baron von Santa! quickly he is telling them! get there before its too late!!!!

Btw, Squidward is also in the illuminati. Anyone see that episode where he joins that secret club with the hats with an eye on it?

Did you guys read stories that supposedly think Obama is an alien? lol It's obviously out there but I immediately thought, wait...M.I.B ahh now it all makes sense!! If that turned out to be true lol.

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#48 Posted by Knightfall225 (2145 posts) - - Show Bio

Smh.....

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#49 Edited by Rouflex (35973 posts) - - Show Bio

Am i the only one that knows Obama cant be I. because he's black?Oh wait that's is racist,in fact the enlightment would be even more effective on those things.Ok my,I NEED A DISTRACTION ROGER

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#50 Posted by mikethekiller (9302 posts) - - Show Bio

@mikethekiller said:

Guess what...I'm in the Illuminati.

As are Santa and the Tooth Fairy

Yep, had tea and crumpets with them the other day.